Lifeline (GI Joe)

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Here's a fun propaganda sarcasm vignette inspired by GI Joe (Hasbro/Marvel).



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Lifeline was a mighty GI Joe paramilitary covert team soldier and rescue-officer, a medical warrior who defied the chemical terrorism of Cobra with his special advocacy of biological medicines and ethical intervention with healthy scientific supplies. In fact, Lifeline was the symbol of anti-terrorism medicine. He decided to move his crusade to the neutral banking nation of Switzerland.

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LIFELINE: It's all about the Switzerland intrigue now, because they have those wonderful pocket-knives and those outstanding banks, and I even love their cuckoo-clocks, and they could use some Lifeline (GI Joe) endorsements, so I'm there!

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While in Switzerland, Lifeline decided to market his own action-figures to youngsters during the holiday shopping season. These action dolls reminded the youngsters of Switzerland why toys and artifacts about history and culture reflected a global investment in the aesthetics of civilization itself. Lifeline dolls became so popular that they reminded consumers in Geneva of the magic of toy-driven patriotism.

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SWISS NURSE: I've decided to dress up as Lifeline (GI Joe) for Halloween while working in a military area by a ski mountain in Switzerland to remind the good Swiss people of this great land why patriotism towards medicine represents a financial investment in the contouring of globalization legality, anti-terrorism rhetoric, and of course, hostel dogma!

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Lifeline-modeled Swatch wrist-watches suddenly became all the rage in Switzerland during the Christmastime shopping-season.

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If such medicine marketing extended to other areas in the world having gone through serious revolutions such as India and Algeria, then Lifeline advocacy through new age inventive GI Joe rhetoric designed to dilute the threat of anti-globalization terrorism could reach legions of new comic book patriotism storytelling fans around the world. Suddenly, you'll see more anti-terrorism comic book characters marketed to address a youth-interest in the colors of modern democracy.

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Meanwhile, a ravaging bank robbing team in France calling itself Black Mask was robbing countless banks, threatening this anti-terrorism rhetoric created by Lifeline in Switzerland. What would become of this new dogma drama in Europe?

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LIFELINE: We won't let piracy deflate our cause to fight the dollar propaganda linked to terrorism!

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Addendum: The Baron


Here's a fun addendum about a rival of Lifeline, a cross-over character, who challenges the Joes' perception of civilization daylight.


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A rival appeared in Europe who went by the name of the Baron. This masked daredevil roamed around parts of Europe, especially Finland, Austria, Spain, Belgium, and Portugal with only one purpose --- robbing banks. The Baron was rumored to be an ex-communicated royal from Algeria who defied his family and joined the FLN revolution against French colonial rule, its legacy factions anyway, but was ex-communicated from that group as well. This Baron was robbing banks in masks, claiming to be a prophet of silent peace and sometimes he'd leave odd vials of Homeopathic medicines, claiming they'd 'calm the nerves' of the bank insiders when shaken by his sneaky heists.

LIFELINE: "We soldiers and patriots of the Joes must find and apprehend this stealthy Baron, a terroris!"

However, the Baron didn't believe he was a terrorist, just a darn good thief with a strange if shocking message that bank robbery, when performed with great elegance and skill and without violence even when weapons and tools for crowd-control and vault blowing were needed, was superior in many ways to armed militant politically-driven terrorism, even the brand endorsed by the very radical super-terrorist group Cobra, the real adversary of the valiant GI Joes. In fact, this odd and eccentric Baron who liked leaving Homeopathic medicines at the scene of his bank robberies all over Europe seemed to be arguing to all of civilization that the basic 'art of theft' signaled a strong desire to denounce the decadence of violent terrorism. How would the democratic Lifeline in Switzerland respond to such a bold defamation?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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Storm-Shadow


Here's one more addendum about an infiltrating ninja-thief-assassin most likely working for terrorist Cobra who challenges Lifeline and the GI Joes to re-evaluate the 'shape' of modern American dollars! Enjoy,



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Storm-Shadow appeared on the scene and complicated matters more for Lifeline and the Joes who were seeking forms of mediated capital peace after US President Donald Trump failed to be re-elected into a second term, defeated by Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris. America wanted a smooth transition in this 21st Century capitalism era, and the Joes and Lifeline sough to provide that with adequate lifestyle-care for consumerism highways and everyday companies like Starbucks and Apple that weren't threatened structurally by modern terrorism. However, Storm-Shadow would complicate this landscape equation and complicate this Trump-Biden office shift in D.C.

STORM-SHADOW: "I've already robbed Fort Knox of gold-bars, and that's a bank-structure that's never been robbed, and it's the hub of American gold, historic and mighty, and I've declared myself as the mighty avenging anti-hero of new age inventive socialization; I'm the super-thief of American nightmares."

Who was this crazy man Storm-Shadow? What the heck did he want? He happened to be an ace computer/Internet hacker and ninja-assassin and espionage expert and fortress infiltrator, and he honed his thievery and piracy and hacking skills to break the Fort Knox security master-system and remove carefully gold-bars in a gesture that systematically proved that new age inventive rebelliousness could breed serious intrigue in media and journalism and even capitalism ideology. After all, Fort Knox was the totem of new age American posterity propaganda. The Joes and Lifeline quickly concluded that Storm-Shadow as some new or stealthy or unknown agent of the super-terrorist group Cobra seeking to create new forms of anarchy.

LIFELINE: "Our best hope is to determine in what scope and general manner this vehement and venomous 'Storm-Shadow' terrorist or super-thief character intends to deliver messages about capital infrastructure infiltration and systems subversion, and if he's seeking to use inventive forms of pseudo-terrorism to create waves in American journalism, then we have adequate crime-fighting kits to create fences for anti-anarchy dogma, for the sake of all democrats!"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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