Thief/Carnage: American Diaries

[Abishai100]

One last fanfiction, since as you can see, I have a laundry-list of stories on this board now, given that I'm the only one conspicuously obsessive over comics fanfiction at this time. But...I hope you enjoy this final one (God bless),



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Amlan was a consummate thief and Internet-hacker but not a terrorist. He decided to transform himself into a real-life pirate named Nerd-Glass (NG). As NG, Amlan could steal blood diamonds stored in a vault in an LA bank by a corrupt Saudi prince named Ali Fahd and use the media to put the whole thing into a modern pirate-folklore spin to draw attention away from himself and make off with the million-dollar gems. Who'd guess Amlan was just a nerd at heart?



Nerd-Glass (NG) is not a standard or normal self-made pirate, folks. So, he walked into an LA bank with the blood diamonds owned by Ali Fahd! He's carrying a water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid and tells the bank manager and escorting guard he's a toy merchant in LA part of the Disneyland Pirates theme-store containing pirate toys like fun water-guns. He's even brought sample water-guns with him, dressed like a pirate! He tells the bank manager and guard to be escorted to the vault room so he can store his (fake) diamonds in the safe-box. Nerd-Glass (NG) takes the manager and escorting guard off balance with his strange appearance!



Once inside the vault room, Nerd-Glass (NG), Amlan, tells the manager and escorting guard his diamonds are fake and his water-gun's filled with HCL acid. He explains he's to steal Ali Fahd's blood diamonds from safe-box #445 and hand them over to Interpol, since they're to be tracked to a warlord in South Africa possibly linked to the terrorist groups ISIS and Cobra. The guard and manger don't want to make trouble and let Nerd-Glass (NG) swap his fake diamonds for Fahd's blood diamonds and walk out the bank with them happily.



NERD-GLASS (NG): I got cash for the blood diamonds in the black market for my Swiss account.



Nerd-Glass (NG), Amlan, our funny pirate, delivers the wiped water-gun he used for the bloody blood diamond heist to the LAPD and takes an Aeroflot flight from LAX to Fiji. He retires after opening a tourist bar on the island and sends poems to the LAPD about the horrors of blood diamonds sullying the Jewish gem market in North America and continues to anonymously wish them good luck in tracking down the corrupt Saudi blood-diamond merchant Fahd.



Nerd-Glass (NG) meets a gorgeous American tourist woman named Laura Dern and marries her. She has no idea her new husband-beau, Amlan, is actually a self-made pirate. All she knows is...he's very rich!



Amlan (Nerd-Glass) and Laura have a son and name him Jack and he buys his son many pirate-like toys like colorful cap-guns and firecrackers and curved swords. Jack grows up with a love of pirate folk-tales. Nerd-Glass (NG) starts keeping American Diaries about his journey in life as a modern-day invented pirate, reminiscent of the likes of Blackbeard.



CARNAGE: I'm hunting down this pirate behind this blood diamond heist and making his life hell!



This is the odd plot-twist in this dangerous comic story. Nerd-Glass (NG) is now being stalked by a lethal maniac named Carnage, a former US convict severely deformed in a chemical experiment and transformed into a flesh-morphing violent speed-runner. Carnage hears of this blood diamond heist in the LA underground and vows to destroy Nerd-Glass, simply for creating 'funny waves' in the otherwise evil blood diamond highway stretching from Africa to Europe. Carnage may be the dark undoing of our delightful pirate, Nerd-Glass. What do you think will happen?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

 

[Abishai100]

Hard Eight*


Here's an exciting quarantine-addendum about a vigilante-heart, invoking a dystopian omen from Marvel's dancing Carnage. This is an Americana ode, so I hope you read/like it! Cheers,




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Isaac is a professional thief and gambler. He likes a very special casino in Nevada which he frequents, and he now has to wear protective masks because of Coronavirus considerations. The casino he visits often is managed by a Nevada baron named Tiny.



ISAAC: The Nevada casino I always go to is the Diamonds, and it offers incredible games and shows!



Isaac has been gambling for years. He's a typical American gambler. He's won a handsome amount of money playing 21 and Roulette and other slots-games at Diamonds. He likes Nevada and calls it home and studied there and grew up in the US state. He's also a diamond thief. He wants to take Tiny's Antwerp diamonds, rumored to be linked to the ugly and evil blood diamond traffic stretching to South Africa.



Isaac challenges Tiny to a special private poker-game in his Nevada lair. He wagers that if he wins the poker game, he'll get to take one of the gorgeous showgirls at Diamonds, one of Tiny's slaves, as his special girlfriend. This showgirl is Natasha and is very troubled by Isaac's daring but has no choice, since Tiny has her in a terrible drug fix. So, during the poker game, Isaac dares Tiny to keep his Antwerp diamonds on display as a special showcase. Also, during the game, Isaac practices his special hand-trick of procuring regular Queen cards. Tiny is overwhelmed.



Isaac knows that Tiny has many many Diamonds casino showgirls in his pocket. It's Natasha he's interested in rescuing as a heroic Nevada vigilante. Isaac gives himself the vigilante-name Sparrow and resolves to create a special parachute escape for this forlorn showgirl named Natasha. During this entire Nevada Diamonds ordeal, Isaac/Sparrow wanders around the casino drunk, taking snapshots of all the designed American showgirls with his handy-dandy iPhone.



ISAAC: I couldn't help myself but to the awesome amenities and buffet-seafood at Diamonds!



Isaac/Sparrow leaves behind at the poker-game room for Tiny his special Clear-Tech see-thru classic cassette player, for Tiny to play his favorite 1970s-1980s eBay music cassettes. Isaac has swapped Tiny's corrupt Antwerp blood-diamonds with fake ones hidden in the soles of his 7-11 sneakers. Tiny thinks the Clear-Tech toy device is a symbol of Isaac's special democratic gesture at Diamonds. Wow.



ISAAC: When I first spotted Natasha, in her blue-green hair, I knew she's a Rapunzel requiring rescue!



After Isaac/Sparrow grabs the blood diamonds from the evil Tiny, he trades them in the underground for hard cash for his new private Swiss account which he now shares with his new wife Natasha. He and Natasha flee to Miami (Florida) where they manage a small tourist restaurant near a Florida casino called Gem. Now that Isaac/Sparrow is something of a mystical super-hero, the dark presence of Carnage is drawn to him, seeking to see if this American really is a modern-day divine pirate!



ISAAC/SPARROW: I just want a life of divinity with Natasha, Carnage.
CARNAGE: Your test is one of American DNA, Sparrow!
SPARROW: I shall not fail.
CARNAGE: We'll see...

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)