Abishai100
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A fun pre-Bowl Deadpool fanfiction!
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Amlan Satan was the successor to Wade Wilson in the donning of the mantle of the American vigilante-superhero known as Deadpool and recruited two associates in this post-9/11 sports-media/market era crusade for commerce-life Ego defenses for capitalism rhetoric/ideology and cast the threesome in social-media collages concerning citizenry commentary about inventive/masked Western-American urban heroics and theatrics (ha).
DEADPOOL: You two back me up in this fight to destroy this terrorist stalking a lovely Jets cheerleader.
ASSOCIATE(s): Good for social-media and Mardi-Gras...and the cheerleader's mom thinks it's dentistry too!
DEADPOOL: Yes.
Sure, 9/11 was a blow to Homeland Securities consciousness, and yes, the American land had never been invaded like this ever before in its grand Empire-history of capitalism greatness (wow), and that's why it capitulated a responsive American media-age spirit for sports-network driven patriotism designed to revamp the American competitive storyboard as secure from any dark-eternal threats to commercial life or the splendor of television (wow). That's why a Jets cheerleader (Tandy) was now being stalked by a homegrown American terrorist with claims of ties to the foreign radical anti-American group known as Cobra.
TANDY: You sure you can protect me from this lunatic-terrorist with these social-media theatrics, Deadpool?
DEADPOOL: While I humble this stalker on the cyber-post matrix, my associate(s) will make you cheer!
TANDY: Alright; just be sure your theater doesn't seep into that nasty corner of anti-vigilante sarcasm, bro.
DEADPOOL: That's a good point...I'll be sure your football squad hasn't any formal ties to my direction, lady.
TANDY: Awesome (good).
Deadpool now set-out to smear the terrorist from Cobra stalking the lovely Jets-lady (Tandy) and had his two associates patrol her residence and team-bus routes to the football stadium on game-Sundays following that immaculate Eagles-Bowl season when everyone suddenly 'eyed' the East Coast as a sportsmanship-TV haven for American pride (hmm).
DEADPOOL: This stalker/terrorist, Richard Jem, was exposed as a Cobra-copycat with a capitalism grudge.
ASSOCIATE(s): We're certain Tandy/Jets can feel secured thinking this season of Sundays is uniform-chess!
TANDY: Deadpool is simply...English.
How'd Deadpool nab this evildoer and secure American Homeland pride for football-season TV once-more but without the help of his angel associate(s)? In fact, Deadpool thanked his allies in this post-9/11 era sports-media defense crusade to protect what Americans love more than anything...remote-control happiness (and chess!). God bless Deadpool (or the Jets!).
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Amlan Satan was the successor to Wade Wilson in the donning of the mantle of the American vigilante-superhero known as Deadpool and recruited two associates in this post-9/11 sports-media/market era crusade for commerce-life Ego defenses for capitalism rhetoric/ideology and cast the threesome in social-media collages concerning citizenry commentary about inventive/masked Western-American urban heroics and theatrics (ha).
DEADPOOL: You two back me up in this fight to destroy this terrorist stalking a lovely Jets cheerleader.
ASSOCIATE(s): Good for social-media and Mardi-Gras...and the cheerleader's mom thinks it's dentistry too!
DEADPOOL: Yes.
Sure, 9/11 was a blow to Homeland Securities consciousness, and yes, the American land had never been invaded like this ever before in its grand Empire-history of capitalism greatness (wow), and that's why it capitulated a responsive American media-age spirit for sports-network driven patriotism designed to revamp the American competitive storyboard as secure from any dark-eternal threats to commercial life or the splendor of television (wow). That's why a Jets cheerleader (Tandy) was now being stalked by a homegrown American terrorist with claims of ties to the foreign radical anti-American group known as Cobra.
TANDY: You sure you can protect me from this lunatic-terrorist with these social-media theatrics, Deadpool?
DEADPOOL: While I humble this stalker on the cyber-post matrix, my associate(s) will make you cheer!
TANDY: Alright; just be sure your theater doesn't seep into that nasty corner of anti-vigilante sarcasm, bro.
DEADPOOL: That's a good point...I'll be sure your football squad hasn't any formal ties to my direction, lady.
TANDY: Awesome (good).
Deadpool now set-out to smear the terrorist from Cobra stalking the lovely Jets-lady (Tandy) and had his two associates patrol her residence and team-bus routes to the football stadium on game-Sundays following that immaculate Eagles-Bowl season when everyone suddenly 'eyed' the East Coast as a sportsmanship-TV haven for American pride (hmm).
DEADPOOL: This stalker/terrorist, Richard Jem, was exposed as a Cobra-copycat with a capitalism grudge.
ASSOCIATE(s): We're certain Tandy/Jets can feel secured thinking this season of Sundays is uniform-chess!
TANDY: Deadpool is simply...English.
How'd Deadpool nab this evildoer and secure American Homeland pride for football-season TV once-more but without the help of his angel associate(s)? In fact, Deadpool thanked his allies in this post-9/11 era sports-media defense crusade to protect what Americans love more than anything...remote-control happiness (and chess!). God bless Deadpool (or the Jets!).
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
