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Patton Oswalt's Pitch for Star Wars Episode 7 & MCU Crossover (With Clash of Titans)

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I just thought it would be fun to discuss some of the ideas that came up in a filibuster that a character played by Patton Oswalt did on Star Wars episode 7 in a Parks and Rec episode.

It was in season 5 episode 19 around the 7 minute mark.
There's a youtube video of it here. The actual episode had only like 2 of the ideas he talked about, but this is a behind the scenes video showing his full speech.[YT]MDUrw7j0UA4[/YT]

Here are the main ideas:

Boba Fetts expected return out of the Sarlacc.

New Imperial Destroyer.

Luke Skywalker as a commander
Using his fathers red lightsabre.

As for the MCU crossover:
Thanos showing up, using the reality gem to transport to Star Wars universe.
Tony Stark finding a disturbance in a 'time ribbon'

Tony finding Spider-Man, Moon Knight, Daredevil, Hurcules, Multiple Greek Gods from Clash and Wrath of the Titans

Old Han Solo, dropping Chewys severed head in horror showing it to Luke, saying Kashyyyk was destroyed by a mysterious force. (Thanos)

Spiderbot-Chewbacka robot as a post credits tease

Hans Wedding ring is gone, what happened with him and Leia? He doesn't want to talk.

Time ribbon quavers, and the X-Mens 'quin-jet' comes through
Luke meets them in a star battle, it looks like the quinjet will shoot look down, Slave 1 shows up to save him.

Lando and Leia having an affair.

Reed Richards is actually piloting the X-mens quinjet.

Basically a bunch of wild and crazy ideas, especially once he starts talking Marvel. But the first couple were actually things that I have heard many fans talk about. As Star Wars Marvel crossovers go, his plot isn't that bad actually.

What do you like, what do you dislike, what would you add? Any other franchises you want to throw into this jumbled crossover? Obviously this is not very serious, go wild with your ideas.
 

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