What would your name be if.....

[Johann Krauss]

Jack Napier

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Edward Nygma

 

[[A]]

Stanley Tupid

 

[chamber-music]

Brock Blackfist

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

if I could give myself a new name it would be Desdemona Blackthorne.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Bellerophon or Yorick

 

[rizzo51]

I like my name, Misty

 

[Shemtov]

Shemtov Kahuna.

 

[BatMatt]

When I need to give my name to someone who I am not interested in or not willing to give my true name I just use Patrick Bateman

 

[Arcturus]

Rusty Shackleford.

 

[Groovetopia]

Thadeus Gravelton

 

[KALEL114]

Buck Naked or Art Vandelay.

 

[Arcturus]

Art Vandelay, the architect.

LOL.

 

[Swordmaster]

Dante Graves



Or Kyle Wyatt. Whatever

 

[Heisenberg]

I was given the name Daniel, but my parent who didn't get a vote (the male one) wanted to call me William. If i had a say in the matter, i would have been called John Doe, just so when i came to identifying me there would be total confusion.

M.E.: John Doe...
Mother: No, that's my son...
M.E.: Yes, John Doe...
Mother: No! He's my son!
M.E.: His name?
Mother: John Doe...
M.E.: That's what i said, he's John D...
Mother: THAT'S JOHN DOE! MY SON!
M.E.: Wat.

 

[chaseter]

Damien... my birthday is 6/06/86

The number 8 doesn't fall into the Satan's number thing

 

[OctaviusINC]

Denny Colt

or

Rock Strongbo

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I was given the name Daniel, but my parent who didn't get a vote (the male one) wanted to call me William. If i had a say in the matter, i would have been called John Doe, just so when i came to identifying me there would be total confusion.

M.E.: John Doe...
Mother: No, that's my son...
M.E.: Yes, John Doe...
Mother: No! He's my son!
M.E.: His name?
Mother: John Doe...
M.E.: That's what i said, he's John D...
Mother: THAT'S JOHN DOE! MY SON!
M.E.: Wat.

My dad's birth name actually was John Doe! Sadly he had it changed though.

 

[Sawyer]

Jackson Vaginaface.

 

[Addendum]

Dewey Cheatam

 

[Moviefan2k4]

I don't know about my last name, but I'd probably change my first name to Jonathan or Jeffrey, since so many people called me those growing up (how difficult is "Josh" to really remember?).

 

[Peter_Porker]

how about Dirk Diggler

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Public Enemy Batman Terminator Psycho

 

[Manic]

For security purposes, my name would be Changed Daily.