The commissioner's award for coolness goes to... Matt!
Yeah I know, why would I give a prize to the most horrible person on this board? Well, we at the commissioner's office thought it was admirable, and slightly courageous to maintain his man crush on former Jaguars coach, Jack Del Rio. Matt isn't even a Jags fan, but he knows how to stand by his man.
In recognition of your never say fire bravery, I give you a major award.
Now no one in your neighborhood will be able to turn away from the glow of electric sex in your window.