15 Minutes A Special "Back from the Dead" Edition of 15 Minutes: Darthphere

[knowsbleed]

Sow juh bhoi uh ih dis hooo?

 

[Erzengel]

You have to save the world using 5 SHH members. Who are they and what do they bring to the table?

 

[Gilpesh]

Opinions! NOW!

Robot Chicken?

30 Rock?

Spaced?

House?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Futurama?

Human Giant?

Bruce Campbell?

 

[knowsbleed]

Would you hit Erzengel?

This one is for free.

Here's me.

 

[Erzengel]

If he doesn't, he's gay.

 

[PWN3R]

Her face looks like it doesn't belong with that body.
OR
Take away the boobage and hair, and her face looks similar to Brian Peppers.

?

 

[Erzengel]

I'm beautiful.

 

[PWN3R]

And is that a black stain or a Tommy Hilfiger logo?
It it's the later, then eww.

 

[Darthphere]

Sow juh bhoi uh ih dis hooo?

Soulja boy up this thread?

You have to save the world using 5 SHH members. Who are they and what do they bring to the table?

The 5 hottest female members, and they would bring sex.

Opinions! NOW!

Robot Chicken?

30 Rock?

Spaced?

House?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Futurama?

Human Giant?

Bruce Campbell?

All of those are great.

Would you hit Erzengel?

With a baseball bat.

 

[WompuM]

Your opinion of BatsNHornetz.

And what do you really think of theCorpulent1?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Not for the faint of heart:

Spoiler

Welcome feint clones.

Is this your way of slying pointing out that someone should've told Iron Kid that alcoholics had the best $eCkS. . .er, I mean uh, push and go/anatomical trajectory?

Geico's gecko is jumped by the drunk budweiser frogs. Who wins? Who dies? and who profits?

Do you feel that the hype needs a virtual manifest destiny clause to postpone or prevent bans?

Are you really in good hands with All-State or are they really just trying to fondle your bank account?

Have you ever thought about murdering someone? Be specific.

If you had the chance to receive several million dollars to eliminate someone, would you do it?

If you could see one NFL team play one college team, which two would you choose?

Spoiler

You see a dj getting concealed ******io while he plays your event: are you offended or do you just tell him to make sure he's doesn't get exposed? . . . well. . . even moreso?

If you had to choose a song for a drive-by you're going to do, which one would it be?

What about Willy Wonka doesn't scream pedophile?

Explain the height, size, and weight of the masseuse you want to walk on your back before the she earns her keep.

Best experience at a professional game? Any sport, doesn't matter?

If your next door neighbor keeps moving body-bags in and out of his house, do you freelance for him or buy a gun and dare him to make the wrong move?

Jeffrey wiggles when he walks. One day, his wiggle wobbles with a wobbly jiggle and he bumps into you. Repeatedly. How do you handle this without turning into Tim Hardaway?

Do you like the Mission Impossible II theme song? If so, create a hype cast for that film using group members.

Jeffrey's back at it again. He sent you some Michael Bolton songs and a promise to wait until the end of time. What's your move playboy?

You win a guest spot on Smallville. Describe your character and how you plan to use your new found embarrassment.

After impressing a producer with you hands on techniques, you get a role in an upcoming blockbuster: which blockbuster film is worth that and how much do you get paid for it?

Your standout moment from Hype Tivo?

If Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Mickey Rourke, Prince, and Paula Abdul all had DNA extracted from them and constructed to make another human being: which celebrity would he/she/it be?

Would you fight Mike Tyson for 3 million bucks now? What about back in '97?

Do you condone ear-biting?

In a fight between Margarot Kidder and Kate Bosworth, who goes home with Superman?

The winner of the question above goes home with Boy Blue and discovers that he's leaving her for Aquaman and the watery deep. Which Superman is involved here?

Iron-man will not save anyone for a couple of weeks because he has a really bad hangnail. War Machine is too busy complaining about why it's so hard to make money off of feminine enterprise. Who dons the suit?

Are you bilingual? If so, how have you used this to your advantage?

A woman you know tells you that harakiri is a major turn-on. She happens to be the woman of your dreams. Do you 'man-up' and cut to cop a feel and much more?

Jessica Rabbit is real. She wants you. Only thing: she's a member of an Al-Queda cell. Do you go for it or do you throw in the towel?

You love stereotypes. You live by them. One day, you use one and a 5 year old kid says: "hey, wait a minute. Stereotypes are wrong!!! People are people." What stereotype do you destroy this child's hopes and dreams with?

Some broad laced your candy cane. You plot revenge. What is it? How does it happen?

You're on the evening news for stumbling to your car, speeding pass a checkpoint while giving the cop a bird, blasting 'Welcome to the Jungle', and you're on a freeway. How does this end?

Your friends give you some rohypnol and tell you that this leads safe driving. How many miles did you travel, and did you remember to change your Michelins to keep having good years?

My name is influence. I'm not a drug, I'm a force. Tell me how I convince you to eat rotten turkey hot-dogs? It cannot be a conventional method.

You spot a funny gut-busting post. Your immediate reply?

Finally, you decide to follow Floyd Landis's advice. What was it?

Answer my questions yo.

 

[Ronny Shade]

This one is for free.

Here's me.

Whoa! Erz is hot!

 

[Gilpesh]

Peanut butter: better on bread or right out of the jar on a spoon?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Whoa! Erz is hot!

I thought Erz was a guy...

with a nice addition of boobies.

 

[Nirvana]

I miss the old Darth

How does that make you feel?

 

[SapphirePrima]

If you like musicals what's your favorite, if not why don't you like them?

What do you think of Rosario Dawson?

 

[PWN3R]

http://mccainrally.ytmnd.com/

Is this real? Y/Y?

 

[chaseter]

Oldest person you find sexy?

An animal you find sexy?

An animal that finds you sexy?

Spell Hippopotamus...ahhh damnit.

Ever done drugs? Prescription or illegal?

Craziest porn you have seen?

Would you want to be a ghost after you die?

What would you do as a ghost if you said yes?

What vehicle do you drive? Color, make, model, year, etc...?

Do you hate Xzibit?

Least favorite Chipmunk?

 

[chaseter]

Hey hun...just checking in. What time this Saturday night? I got my g-parents 50th wedding anniversary **** fest until 8.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Does the real you come out through these boards or is the a secret side to you?

Do you like moms home cooking?

What's white on top and black on bottom, answer is society.
Did that make you smirk?

You walk into a bar. Knowsbleed, Mee and Erz are sitting down playing Hungry Hippos. You must kill one. Who do you kill?

 

[DBella]

What is your definition of "love"?

Why do you love "all"?

Is everyone you love worthy of your love?

Have you held anyone's hands and sing "Kumbaya"?

When was the last time you were involved in a group hug and how did it feel?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

How come I don't have a thread like this for me?

 

[DBella]

How come I don't have a thread like this for me?

Because you didn't sign up for it?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Because you didn't sign up for it?

... I didn't know?

 

[Darthphere]

Your opinion of BatsNHornetz.

And what do you really think of theCorpulent1?

I don't give a **** about BatznHornetz and his incredibly idiotically large TPB collection. It doesn't matter if you have 400 hardcovers if they all suck ass.

Corp is a good guy, I would take a bullet for him...in the ass.

Peanut butter: better on bread or right out of the jar on a spoon?

Peanut Butter on anything is good.

I miss the old Darth

How does that make you feel?

**** do I care, I'm back *****es.

If you like musicals what's your favorite, if not why don't you like them?

What do you think of Rosario Dawson?

I enjoy Rent a lot. Don't know why.

Her hotness is slightly overrated, but she's alright.

http://mccainrally.ytmnd.com/

Is this real? Y/Y?

Probably, who knows, I can't believe anything on the internet.

Oldest person you find sexy?

Kathy Bates

An animal you find sexy?

Cheetahs are teh hawt!11!

An animal that finds you sexy?

Badgers.

Spell Hippopotamus...ahhh damnit.

Hip...hip hop...hip hop anonymous.

Ever done drugs? Prescription or illegal?

I did ganja. Not the Dreamburger kind, you know regular weed.

Craziest porn you have seen?

BukkakeFest22

Would you want to be a ghost after you die?

Hell yeah.

What would you do as a ghost if you said yes?

Same **** I do now.

"Oh snap, you got owned Darth, haha!"

"Oh you talking ****?"

*ghost rape*

What vehicle do you drive? Color, make, model, year, etc...?

Scion XB, Black, 2007.

Do you hate Xzibit?

How can anyone hate X to the Z?

Least favorite Chipmunk?

Simon.

Hey hun...just checking in. What time this Saturday night? I got my g-parents 50th wedding anniversary **** fest until 8.

It;s Thursday Night asswipe, as in, tonight.

Does the real you come out through these boards or is the a secret side to you?

I'm pretty much like this in real life.

Do you like moms home cooking?

Hell yeah.

What's white on top and black on bottom, answer is society.
Did that make you smirk?

That's tame, PM me with some real dirty jokes.

You walk into a bar. Knowsbleed, Mee and Erz are sitting down playing Hungry Hippos. You must kill one. Who do you kill?

Knowsbleed. He's too good at Hungry Hungry Hippos.

What is your definition of "love"?

When I'm talking to a girl I find attractive, and all I want to do is sit there, and just talk with her for hours, no making out, no promises of sex. I just want the pleasure of her company, thats what love is for me. You meet a lot of girls who you can make-out, get to sleep with you, but when you meet a girl like that, they only come around every so often.

Why do you love "all"?

Why do you breathe? I mean, love is essential part of life IMO. If you have never loved, you haven't lived.

Is everyone you love worthy of your love?

The people I have in my life are there for a reason. If they weren't worthy of my love, they would not be with me.

Have you held anyone's hands and sing "Kumbaya"?

I don't think so.

When was the last time you were involved in a group hug and how did it feel?

A couple of days ago. Hugs are great.