Batman Screenplays Game

[CFE]

We're gonna start from the top with Tim Burton's first film, then we'll move on to "Batman Returns," "Batman Forever," "Batman & Robin" and "Batman Begins" ... If this catches on we can move onto animated films like "Mask of the Phantasm" or the 1966 "Batman: The Movie" ...

The first poster writes a single segment of dialogue (sometimes that'll mean a single line...other times it could mean a speech)

Here we go!

BATMAN (1989)

WOMAN: For god sake Harold, can we PLEASE just get a TAXI!!?

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[DocLathropBrown]

HAROLD: "I'm trying to get a... TAXI!"

 

[CFE]

BOY: "We're going the wrong way!!!"

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[Cain]

DAD: Put that away Jimmy, we look like tourists.

 

[DocLathropBrown]

HAROLD: "We'll never get a cab, let's cut over to seventh."

 

[Mr. Socko]

DAD: I know where we are!

--Family walks down dark deserted street--

 

[BatmanEVH]

(distant conversations between hobo's)

Hey mister gimme a dollar. Hey mister how about it? One dollar? What are you deaf? Don't speak English?

 

[CFE]

NICK: "Hey lady, do the kid a favor...don't scream..."

(after Nick and Eddie depart, woman screams)

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[DocLathropBrown]

(Nick and Eddie up on rooftop)

NICK: "Hey, all right. American Express card! Don't leave home without it!"

(laughs)

NICK: "Hey, get outta here!"

 

[Mr. Socko]

THUG #2: Let's beat it, man. I don't like it up here.

 

[CFE]

NICK: "What're you scared a heights?"

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[House_of_El]

Thug: I dunno, after what happened to Johnny Gobbs...

 

[DocLathropBrown]

NICK: "Hey look, man. Johnny Gobbs got ripped and took a walk off a roof, all right? No big loss."

 

[CFE]

EDDIE: "No man...that ain't what I heard at all...I heard the 'Bat' got 'em...

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[DocLathropBrown]

NICK: "The bat...? Aww man, gimmie a break, will 'ya?"

 

[CFE]

EDDIE: "Five stories straight down, there wasn't no blood in the body..."

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[Cain]

NICK: No *****! it was all over the pavement.

 

[DocLathropBrown]

EDDIE: "I'm gettin' outta here, man."

 

[The Shredder]

NICK: "Hey listen to me. There ain't no Bat!"

 

[DocLathropBrown]

NICK: "Hey shut-up man, listen to me. There ain't no Bat!"

^ Fixed for you.

EDDIE: "Maybe you shouldn'ta pulled a gun on that kid, maybe you shouldn'ta..."

 

[The Shredder]

^ Fixed for you.

EDDIE: "You shouldn't turned the gun on that kid, maybe you shouldn'ta..."

Likewise.

NICK: "Hey! You want your cut of this money or not? Now shut up! Shut ... up!"

 

[KnightBat]

NICK: "Don't kill me man, don't kill me man!"

 

[DocLathropBrown]

NICK: "Don't kill me man, don't kill me man!"

Way too soon for that, man.

 

[CFE]

NICK: "Don't kill me man...don't kill me, don't kill me man!"

No he's right, that's the next one (And I fixed it)
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BATMAN: "I'm not going to kill you...I want you to do me a favor...I want you to tell all your friends about me."

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[Milu]

"What are you!?"