Yeah, I know the title sounds really boring and all my topics die anyway. I just wanted to share some things that I have thought up during my years in suspended animation (yes, contrary to popular belief, you do dream while in suspended animation). But this is just a place to spout off. Any crap you got, put it here.
I'll start of with this lovely song I wrote...
I love cheese
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love you, cheese!
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love your cheesiness, cheese!
I love your milky yellow goodness on a sausage biscuit,
I love your sharp taste in the morning, against it I can't fight.
And I love the way I can put you on some bread and make a meal right out of that,
But most of all I love the way you melted tonight
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love you, cheese!
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love your cheesiness!
I love the way you perk up my salads.
I love the way you make chili taste right.
And I Iove the way you come in squares in little plastic wrappers
But most of all I love the way you melted tonight
Oh cheese
Oh cheese
How I love you, cheese!
Oh cheese
Oh cheese
How I love your cheesiness, cheese!
(spoken)
Oh cheese, I remember when we were young and we used to run on the sand on the beach holding hands and singing Elton John songs, the old Elton John songs like "Crocodile Rock" and "Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting." Then, we would watch the sunset together and we felt as if nothing could end our happiness. Well, cheese even though we've both gotten a little older and you've got some mold growing on you, I still feel that wonderful feeling, oh cheese, I love you.
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love you, cheese!
Oh cheese,
Oh cheese,
How I love your cheesiness, cheese!
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