For those who doubted that I was a Star Wars fan!

[StorminNorman]

The last thing this world needs is more Spider-Man fans

 

[Speedball]

SpeedballLives > Star Wars Fan Than stormchaser

No damn doubt about it.
I have so many damn Star Wars Books, they take up an entire shelf.

 

[SpideyLad]

I don't think those are your eyes...

but go pick those things up anyway and put them in a bowl of ice because you might need them later in life.

They are my eyes, trust me...I know...

 

[Fried Gold]

I took some pics to prove it.
Here I am modeling star wars Boxers in my star wars room. Those darth maul boxers are very rare and about 8 years old. But in good condition.
Check out the cool tattoo like designs from his face.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=7902&l=eea23&id=727682132


See you at the comic con

How could anyone doubt you were a Star Wars fan when your previous net handle was starwarsagent?

 

[stormchaser]

But you guys are focusing on the negative..click on the pics to make em larger and check out the star wars room..and did you know I was holding an original darth vader vintange lightsaber from 1980?

 

[Speedball]

How could anyone doubt you were a Star Wars fan when your previous net handle was starwarsagent?

OH GOD!
NOT HIM!

Still thinking about how Vader can smell Luke's fresh hair?

 

[StorminNorman]

But you guys are focusing on the negative..click on the pics to make em larger and check out the star wars room..and did you know I was holding an original darth vader vintange lightsaber from 1980?

Bull****. You know how I know that? Because I played ****in Darth Vader in 1980 (boy, what a good year) and I took home very lightsabor. Thats right, everyone of them. Sure, some may call me greedy - but they make great night lights and whenever I need to scratch my mother****in back, I have the perfect tool. It also cuts through bread like magic!

So good try, Shatner-lover, you will fool no one here.

 

[Speedball]

Bull****. You know how I know that? Because I played ****in Darth Vader in 1980 (boy, what a good year) and I took home very lightsabor. Thats right, everyone of them. Sure, some may call me greedy - but they make great night lights and whenever I need to scratch my mother****in back, I have the perfect tool. It also cuts through bread like magic!

So good try, Shatner-lover, you will fool no one here.

I bow before you, David Prowse.
May I get you a coffee? A donut? May I kiss the very ground you walk on?

 

[StorminNorman]

I bow before you, David Prowse.
May I get you a coffee? A donut? May I kiss the very ground you walk on?

Please, though I am clearly far superior than you, I like to walk among the ants every once and a while and act as if I am your equal. Never before have I faced such a daunting role (not even that one episode of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy I was in! ) and yet I relish in the opportunities that present itself. For example, today I found I can make my penis grow larger in my email account! Of course, then there is the question of whether Sweden really needs to be enlarged.

 

[Manic]

My eyes! My pristine eyes!

 

[Mr. Credible]

1. who are you, and why would we care whether or not you're a star wars fan?

2. i bet you get laid like, 24/7.

3. ugh. gross.

 

[stormchaser]

who are you, and why would we care whether or not you're a star wars fan?

You never heard of me? I'm basically an internet celebrity. don't smack the next hollywood actor. And also, a character in the movies fanboys is based on me. the fat guy missin' a nut.


2. i bet you get laid like, 24/7.

Oh absolutely!

3. ugh. gross.


From a certain point of view.

 

[Ice-man]

I now have the urge to gouge my eyes out, thank you very much Storm. youve scarred me for life...

 

[stormchaser]

I now have the urge to gouge my eyes out, thank you very much Storm. youve scarred me for life...

hahahhahahaa.

 

[union_jak]

 

[unstoppable]

OH GOD IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE FUTURE!!!


screw this i'm losing weight


but seriously couldn't you have shown us some darth maul pants

 

[chamber-music]

But you guys are focusing on the negative..click on the pics to make em larger and check out the star wars room..and did you know I was holding an original darth vader vintange lightsaber from 1980?

Hell no I'm not clicking on those pics to make them larger. I've seen enough

 

[Hunter Rider]

Oh no he returns....in boxers......only smelling Anakin's fresh hair on Naboo can save us now

 

[Morg]

I think most agree they prefer this type of underwear model

 

[unstoppable]

I think most agree they prefer this type of underwear model

thank you Morg you maintained the balance

 

[The Evolutionist]

I REALLY wish I had read the thread before I looked at that...

 

[Erzengel]

I have to thank people like Stormchaser and Starwarsagent because it downplays my geekiness.

 

[jaguarr]

*curls up in fetal position*

jag

 

[AhabTheArab]

wheres your rope/noose?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Way back when I was a ****ing disgusting lard-ass fat hog I had the decency to make sure that people only saw my hideous, unsexy body when wrapped in clothing.