Hypelitism Is Wrong

[DarkSentinel]

Lately, the insignia 'H.E.' (For Hype Elitists) has sprung up beneath the signatures of a growing movement of Hypesters, promoting an ideology of a social class of posters (the "Elite") as superior to the majority.

This is wrong, a morally volatile devolution from the Hype we know we can be. We can be a beacon of hope in a bleak world, a place where everyone can disagree, fight about it, then move past it and accept their differences. And occasionally bring them back up in a Deathmatch.

But Hypelitism is wrong. We need to begin the path to Hypequality.

I furthermore believe that Hypelitism is an extension of NIN prejudices as propagated by the former Parker Wayne, and through his puppet Sawyer they are now beginning to wage a secret war on Kane52630, leader of the Numerican Hypesters. Cut the head off the snake and the body will flounder, I believe the words were. And if Kane falls, then the rest of the Free Hype will follow.

Who knows what forces C. Lee will unleash should H.E. attain too much influence.

The Hype Elitists must be stopped from destroying the Hype, but with kindness through Equal Hypester Harmony.

End Manifesto.

Join T. H. E. M.

 

[Schlosser85]

If Hypelitism is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 

[DarkSentinel]

But we're all the same!!!

Except for mods.



Actually, if it weren't for cmill216, Schlossenheimer, you probably wouldn't be a mod today. And cmill216 stood up to Parker and his intolerances. He paved the way for you dude, don't backpedal.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well, the secret is pretty much out now.

Hype elitism shouldn't even be talked about here, but we'll invite one new member every two weeks (they must have been here at least a year and have over a thousand posts). Anyone can put anyone's name up for suggestion, but it's no guarantee. Especially if more than two members have a protest. If your name is suggested, we will consider you like we did Aziz and other second-wave members. But if you want to go to war with us, you can start your own rival group.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Elitism movement seeks the betterment of the Hype.
That includes cutting numbers out of names, it's to save the Hype.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Make sense Aziz

 

[Spider-Aziz]

H.E also seeks to save the Hype from the irritating vaping discussions.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Have I brought that up lately? No.

Try again.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I don't need to put a stinking elitist label in my signature because I am in a class all my own, I am the Queen of Monsters.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hypelitism? You mean a group of people that have had to create their own part of the Hype so you and various other posters can't ruin it, too?

 

[DarkSentinel]

By promoting bigotry and rampant egotism? You might as well be a *****ebag.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So you create your own group to counter that? hehe me all dem giggles

 

[DarkSentinel]

To show that there's another way.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I don't need to put a stinking elitist label in my signature because I am in a class all my own, I am the Queen of Monsters.

If ever you're banned, ten of your children shall rise to take your place.

 

[DarkSentinel]

So she's HYDRA. Greeeaaat. Thanks, Prime.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

There were always elitists around here, they're just not subtle about it anymore.

 

[Godzilla2000]

If ever you're banned, ten of your children shall rise to take your place.

Actually either an annoying lump of Godzilla poo named Minya or the much cooler Junior. I can't say which.

 

[DarkSentinel]

There were always elitists around here, they're just subtle about it anymore.

*not




And that's why we must fight back! We must kill them..!


....with kindness.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Make sense DS.

 

[DarkSentinel]

W.H.O. are you?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

A free agent.
I make peace between the Elite and the rest.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I don't know what it is, or what value it would add to my life, but since I'm not a member... I want to be. It's like a doctor telling me I need to cut back on salty foods. Well, mother****er, you can be damn sure I'm going to load up on some poutine. You don't own me. My heart hurts.

 

[DarkSentinel]

A free agent.
I make peace between the Elite and the rest.

But we ARE the rest!

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I don't know what it is, or what value it would add to my life, but since I'm not a member... I want to be. It's like a doctor telling me I need to cut back on salty foods. Well, mother****er, you can be damn sure I'm going to load up on some poutine. You don't own me. My heart hurts.

Honestly, I'm a pretty inconsequential poster with a few friend around here, so I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not invited ten years from now. I've made peace with that, and will sit back and watch the re of this unfold.

Also edited that last post DS.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Actually either an annoying lump of Godzilla poo named Minya or the much cooler Junior. I can't say which.