LOL "I'm Batman" - Part 6

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I can't image the blades in his face and Fox saying ''That's more like it Mr. Wayne''.
 
Even as a big fan of the Bronze Age Batman I have to admit that its by far the most incompetent incarnation of Batman ever. So I stumbled upon this work of art. A little song/tribute.

Here is the sound for the lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yv1d7zW2rA

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The Bronze Age Batman Boogie

I'm Bronze Age Batman!



I'm stupid in my own way.

I'm Bronze Age Batman!



I'm stupid both night and day.

I"m Bronze Age Batman,



and I don't care what you say,

'cause I'm Bronze Age
Batman

I'm goin' swingin'



We're gonna swing in the crowd



And we'll be clingin'



And floatin' high as a cloud

My head is ringin'



I'm always talking out loud



'cause I'm Bronze Age
Batman

And I'll jump, and hey,





I may even show'em my handstand
Because I am the dumb



and wholly incompetent Bronze Age
Batman
 
when we dance real slow



I'll show every slavering Bat-fan



What a swinger I am,
because I'm the Bronze Age Batman



I'm Bronze Age Batman!




Can't trust a word that I say!



I'm Bronze Age Batman!





I'm goofy, happy, and gay.

I'm Bronze Age Batman!




I let the crooks get away,

'cause I'm Bronze Age
Batman

Stupid




Bronze Age




Batman
 




Bolas away! Suddenly ten, fighting Big Ben, all in day.






Hey I'm makin' my mark



Gee, my bed is jumpin'

Dick made such a fuss just to go for a drive




Hey, it's Mr. Dick Gray-
son, he's shedding a tear;

Swell, son! The music's hot here



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Dancing in line,
Dance like it's nineteen seventy five!


For an all time-low




I'm caught by the dumb Ten-Eyed Man's hands

Because I am,
Because I'm stupid Bronze Age Batman
I react real slow




I'm showin' my ass layed out flat, man!



I fight like a girl,
'Cause I'm stupid Bronze Age Batman


I'm Bronze Age Batman
and I am frequently bruised





I'm Bronze Age Batman
and I am easily rused

I'm Bronze Age Batman

 
you'll find me often confused

'cause I'm Bronze Age
Batman


I'm Bronze Age Batman,



and I am helpless alone.

I'm Bronze Age Batman,



sometimes I'm Matches Malone,

I'm Bronze Age Batman



and I am accident prone,

'cause I'm Bronze Age
Batman

And I'll shout and pout and grouse every chance I can,



Fight on giant props, just because I can




Tune in, dope up, turn on, drop out, I'm on



No way! (BATMAN!)

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courtesy of Absorbascon
 
Now i know why i loved Nolan's Bane so much.:woot: They have one more common thing.. uncool death scenes.

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:funny: I always liked Shredder's death. Didn't like that he was brought back since there was no way he could survive that.
 
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