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[Keyser Soze]

Hey all,

Here's an idea for a thread. I got it from another forum I frequent. The idea of that thread was, if people had a funny conversation on MSN, AIM or whatever, they posted it up on the thread. Now, over the years, I've had so many hilarious convos via MSN with the people who frequent the Hype RPGs, as I'm sure you have to. So, if you have a convo that you feel is good enough to be commemorated in a lasting thread, then post it up here!

 

[trustyside-kick]

I shall most definitely be adding to this thread whenever stuff like that occurs.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

*subscribes*

 

[trustyside-kick]

Pfft, what interesting and funny chats would YOU conjure up? Unsubscribe now, sir.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

....nobody talks to me

 

[trustyside-kick]

Actually I picture 90% of our convos ending up in this thread.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I picture the other 10% of our convos ending up in an evidence locker somewhere.

 

[twylight]

*copies and pastes every convo she's had with Soze*

 

[twylight]

FINE! I bend -_-

Creative Argument al la Syn and twy:

[11:30] Harvey Dent: ...
[11:30] Harvey Dent: So this is easier than Harv jumping out a window
[11:31] Lil' Miss Guild Wars:
[11:31] Harvey Dent: and disapearing in the streets of Gotham?
[11:31] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I AM AN ARTIST!
[11:31] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Do not rebel!
[11:31] Harvey Dent: Dammit, I got stuff planned with Keyser.
[11:31] Harvey Dent: You can't break the plan
[11:31] Harvey Dent: I'm a schemer trying to control my little world!
[11:31] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: RAWR!
[11:32] Harvey Dent: ...*growl*

 

[SenseiofCheese]

I can feel the love all over.

 

[Byrd Man]

You need some of the convo fights we've had, twy. Those were always fun.

 

[Optikal]

[email protected]

let the good times roll!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze says:
Howdy

Syn (Mercenary) says:
Hey gimme a sex

Syn (Mercenary) says:
sec*

Syn (Mercenary) says:
I'm in a meeting

Keyser Soze says:
Give you a sex?

Keyser Soze says:
Don't tempt me

 

[Batman]

The Joker says (11:06 PM):
Well, I'm not saying I'm proud of it, but there's the long overdue Catwoman post.
The Joker says (11:06 PM):
It's not a lot, but it's something.
The Batman says (11:07 PM):
Sometimes, getting on track is the best way of reaching something greater.
The Joker says (11:07 PM):
Thank you, Fortune Cookie.
The Batman says (11:07 PM):
I prefer the name "The Television".

The Batman = Me
The Joker = EBJ

 

[Eddie Brock]

From the same conversation:

[23:08] The Joker: Actually, Catwoman would be on my Gotham list if I wasn't already playing her.
[23:09] The Batman: Catwoman would be on mine, aswell, if I had a clear idea of what to do with her.
[23:09] The Joker: Seduce Keyser.
[23:09] The Joker: Isn't that clear enough?
[23:09] The Batman: I do enough of that behind-the-scenes.

And later:

[23:38] The Batman: ...He best check himself before he wrecks himself, though.
[23:39] The Joker: ...
[23:39] The Joker: You're not Byrd.
[23:39] The Joker: I watched him die.
[23:39] The Batman: But is the Bogus Byrd Man immortal? Are his methods... supernatural?
[23:40] The Joker: Or cheap parlor tricks to hide your true identity...TWY?
[23:40] The Batman: >.<
[23:40] The Batman: DARNIT!
[23:41] The Batman: -_-;
[23:41] The Joker: ...
[23:41] The Joker: You do that too well.
[23:41] The Batman: ;

 

[Andy C.]

Master Bruce and I discussing some stuff for the Ultimate DC Universe. Keep in mind, you will see all of this play out before Season 3 is over:

Andrew says:or Ultimate Bizarro
Andrew says:(which I plan on bringing back once the Despero stuff is over)
Batman says:I was wondering what happened to him.
Andrew says:right now he's just out in space making life miserable for the Thanagarians
Batman says:Hopefully, Ultimate Batzarro and Ostrich, The Girl Failure, are also wreaking havoc in Mahtog.
Andrew says:Batzarro was shot to death by his parents
Andrew says:
Batman says:Oh, cruel irony.
Andrew says:still, that'd be a hell of a sight when Bizarro brings his corpse out to the battlefield
Batman says:"Me help you stop breathing, enemy!"
Batman says:Batzarro's dislocated jaw: "Me no ungrateful."
Andrew says:actually, I'm thinking Bizarro Alfred should control Batzarro on strings like a marionette puppet
Batman says:..........
Batman says:That's ****ing genius.
Andrew says:I'm so doing that when I bring the Bizarro-World back
Batman says:Alfred: *mimicking Batzarro's voice* "Slow! Not to the Batzarroboat!"
Andrew says:if I can get a Bizarro Superfriends announcer going, it'll be perfect
Batman says:Jesus. Do so.
Andrew says:"Some other time, not being at no Room of Injustice...."
Batman says:Bizarro Vulcan: Me am very comfortable in Bizzarro Vulcan's pants.
Andrew says:Aqua-Bizarro would have to be King of the Seven Deserts
Batman says:That'd be hilarious.
Batman says:He'd be frail and weak, constantly spilling sand everywhere
Andrew says:his power is to not talk to fish
Andrew says:he can, granted--he just doesn't
Andrew says:or better yet, his ability is to make all sea-creatures automatically ignore him
Batman says:Fish: "Goodbye, Aqua-Bizarro! Are you not sick?" Aqua-Bizarro: "..." Aqua-Bizarro: *to Bizarro #1* Me understand marine life perfectly."
Andrew says:nice
Batman says:Oh, god. I just realized...
Batman says:Bizarro Green Arrow
Batman says:Green Arro.
Batman says:He'd be a republican kiss-up to the law of Bizarro World.
Andrew says:haha
Andrew says:Bizarro Flash is (obviously) the slowest thing in the universe
Andrew says:but I'm really gonna run with that (no pun intended)
Andrew says:like, somone will hit him
Andrew says:and then it'll cut to 10,000,000 years later
Andrew says:"....ow"
Batman says:He'd wear weights on his ankles to make himself slower, in place of the wingtipped boots
Batman says:...
Batman says:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Andrew says:he wears down his enemies through their sheer impatience
Andrew says:"Come on! Move already! GAAAAHHH! Oh, forget it! I quit!"
Batman says:Bizarro Zoom: *has been standing in the background for the entire time*
Batman says:*Bizarro Zoom suddenly smiles*
Batman says:Bizarro Zoom: Me am unborn.
Andrew says:nice
Andrew says:Ultimate Zatana says everything backwards except for the spells she wants to cast
Andrew says:so she's constantly casting random nonsense spells, but when she wants to actually do something, nothing happens
Batman says:That's awesome.
Andrew says:I still liked my Bizarro Hawkman
Andrew says:which is just a bird with a plastic human-mask
Andrew says:and a can of Mace
Batman says:Hahahahaha
Batman says:Oh, good christ.
Batman says:I'd think I'd want to play that Hawkman over Carter.

 

[Eddie Brock]

I want to see all of that in UDC. Every last part.

 

[Batman]

The Batman says (1:53 AM):
It's no problem.
The Batman says (1:53 AM):
I knew not everyone would be into a reboot, so I was prepared for the backlash. I just didn't realize how far I, myself, would get into it.
Blacklight says (1:55 AM):
You love Batman and his world. You have to be passionate about what you believe in
Blacklight says (1:55 AM):
That sounded gayer than it was supposed to be
Blacklight says (1:55 AM):
But you get my point
The Batman says (1:55 AM):
Just never say that phrase to Byrd. Ever.

 

[Eddie Brock]

[02:09] Harvey Dent: alright
[02:09] Harvey Dent: I'm out
[02:09] The Joker: Of?
[02:09] Harvey Dent: ...
[02:09] Harvey Dent: My mind
[02:09] The Joker: Ok.

 

[Andy C.]

I want to see all of that in UDC. Every last part.

That's nothing. I wish I'd saved the part where we got into how Bizarro Hawkman's "Mace" was just a picture of Mace Windu, and from there, he'd just start spouting Bizarro-versions of other Samuel L. Jackson quotes.

"Me no am sick of these father-virgin snakes off of this father-virgin plane!"

 

[twylight]

[23:38] The Batman: ...He best check himself before he wrecks himself, though.
[23:39] The Joker: ...
[23:39] The Joker: You're not Byrd.
[23:39] The Joker: I watched him die.
[23:39] The Batman: But is the Bogus Byrd Man immortal? Are his methods... supernatural?
[23:40] The Joker: Or cheap parlor tricks to hide your true identity...TWY?
[23:40] The Batman: >.<
[23:40] The Batman: DARNIT!
[23:41] The Batman: -_-;
[23:41] The Joker: ...
[23:41] The Joker: You do that too well.
[23:41] The Batman: ;

Foiled again!!

You need some of the convo fights we've had, twy. Those were always fun.

This?


[17:52] The Bogus Byrd Man: I want to ask you something.
[17:52] The Bogus Byrd Man: Can you do something special, just for me? Please?
[18:01] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: What?
[18:01] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: and you know you can ask me anything O.O;
[18:02] The Bogus Byrd Man: Pick up Sarah Stacy....:$
[18:02] The Bogus Byrd Man: Pwease?

Wait..wrong one..


Actually I can't find any where we fought..though I KNOW we did.
___________________________

Anyway since I'm bored:

[18:14] The Bogus Byrd Man: Is that...a Porn RPG?!
[18:16] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Eat your heart out
[18:16] The Bogus Byrd Man: ....We need to do it...
[18:16] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: We mentioned it before
[18:16] The Bogus Byrd Man: In this RPG
[18:17] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: O.O
[18:18] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I need a porn name first
[18:18] The Bogus Byrd Man: Twylight is a good porn name
[18:18] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: WHAT?
[18:18] The Bogus Byrd Man: Or your real name is a good one
[18:21] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Meanie
[18:21] The Bogus Byrd Man: Not my fault your parents wanted you to strip!
[18:31] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: It brings in good money!
[18:31] The Bogus Byrd Man: I bet!
[18:31] The Bogus Byrd Man: Now get low!
[18:32] The Bogus Byrd Man: Oh, and do your DC awards *Waves $20 bill in face*
[18:42] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I never do Awards
[18:42] The Bogus Byrd Man: Cause you suck.
[18:42] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: No
[18:42] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Because I can't choose
[18:42] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I LOVE YOU ALL
[18:42] The Bogus Byrd Man: But you love some more than others, right?
[18:43] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Well....yes....
[18:43] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: but not enough to chose favorites
[18:43] The Bogus Byrd Man: Plus you don't read any of the posts...
[18:43] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I never did it when I was GM as principle and I haven't been able to get into it after. I did it a few times in Marvel though...
[18:43] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I do so!
[18:43] The Bogus Byrd Man: Do not!
[18:44] Lil' Miss Guild Wars:
[18:44] The Bogus Byrd Man: If you read other people's posts...what did Slade do to Ollie when they were fighting?
[18:44] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: That was pages ago o.o;
[18:44] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I don't remember
[18:44] The Bogus Byrd Man: Well, if you read all the posts...youw ould
[18:45] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: OH
[18:45] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: MY
[18:45] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: GOSH
[18:45] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Fine, what did Dinah tell Booster Gold to do in the JLA HQ?
[18:45] The Bogus Byrd Man: ....**** off?
[18:46] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Wow...
[18:46] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: you read just as good as


Sometime later...

[19:20] The Bogus Byrd Man: Posted as Ollie
[19:20] The Bogus Byrd Man: Got all emotional
[19:20] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Awwww
[19:21] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I'm proud to be your RP ex-girlfriend
[19:21] The Bogus Byrd Man: You read it?
[19:21] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: No
[19:21] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Why would I? I never read any post.
[19:22] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Why ruin the track record?
[19:22] The Bogus Byrd Man: You have a point


AND LATER:

[20:23] The Bogus Byrd Man: Good post
[20:23] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: ehhhhhh
[20:23] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: When does she find out about Roy? and we're in the hallway and have paperwork to fill out....
[20:24] The Bogus Byrd Man: I'll mention Roy killing Slade in my next post
[20:24] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: I also think we should totally do it.
"We need to finish the paperwork" *they move to a bench* *dinah starts sifting through papers and then looks over at Ollie, studying his profile* *drops her papers and lunges at him kissing him hard*
[20:25] The Bogus Byrd Man: That will be my next post
[20:26] The Bogus Byrd Man: "'patient's mother's maiden name'...Umm...is Cheshire just one word?"




[20:46] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Give me some Welsh names
[20:46] The Bogus Byrd Man: Christian Bale.

-_-"


[16:08] The Bogus Byrd Man: Posted!
[16:13] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: weeeeeeeeeee
[16:13] The Bogus Byrd Man: Now get Dinah in there to save Ollie's liberal ass
[16:15] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Good picture
[16:15] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: and FINE
[16:15] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Geez
[16:15] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: you'd think Dinah was a call girl
[16:15] The Bogus Byrd Man: You want him to die?!
[16:16] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: ...maybe
[16:17] The Bogus Byrd Man: You would want him to die
[16:18] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: Well
[16:19] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: he like.....totally....
[16:19] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: SCREWED HER
[16:19] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: over
[16:19] Lil' Miss Guild Wars: screwed her over
[16:19] The Bogus Byrd Man: I was about to say...

 

[Blacklight]

MasterBruce says:
I knew I wasn't wasting my time getting back online.
MasterBruce says:
Well, aside from Rob being here, but he's always here.
MasterBruce says:
Like a f***ing virus.
GreenLantern says:
Any thing you do is a waste of time.
BL says:
Bird Flu?
twylight says:
Tsk
twylight says:
a flowering virus?
MasterBruce says:
Flowering f*** of a virus!
GreenLantern says:
MB
MasterBruce says:
Rob
BL says:
Flowering? What the hell is flowering and whay are you all saying it every two seconds?
GreenLantern says:
Tell me I'm not wrong for disowning Twy for liking Miller's Black Canary.
twylight says:
.....
MasterBruce says:
..........
MasterBruce says:
She likes Miller's Black Canary?
BL says:
............................................
GreenLantern says:
Its Twy's replacement for the Eff Word
twylight says:
I SAID
BL says:
.......................................................................................
twylight says:
That it was the one thing I could ENJOY in the title
twylight says:
MY GOSH
twylight says:
Come-ON
twylight says:
She has big boobs, puts out like Selena and has a great ass!
MasterBruce says:
The scottish accent and the whole cigar smoking bit while having sex with Batman didn't annoy the fangirl within?
BL says:
My type of girl
GreenLantern says:
Irish*
twylight says:
She shoved a wedding band down an Ollie-look-a-like's throat!
twylight says:
What's NOT to like
twylight says:
and it's IRISH
twylight says:
SHe's IRISH!
MasterBruce says:
Not that I'd complain if I were Batman.
MasterBruce says:
I haven't read the damn thing in months.
twylight says:
YOU BLOODY BRIT!
GreenLantern says:
Yes you would
MasterBruce says:
THAT'S WELSH!
GreenLantern says:
He doesn't do goats.
twylight says:
*stabs* That's it! Wedding off!
MasterBruce says:
Give it a rest, already.
BL says:
No wedding! WTF!!!!
MasterBruce says:
I know!
BL says:
I was supposed to be the best man!
MasterBruce says:
What will we do with all of those candles!
MasterBruce says:
....
twylight says:
>
GreenLantern says:
HEY
GreenLantern says:
Why wasn't I the best man?
MasterBruce says:
Uh, BL... you do know that there's a difference between 'Best man' and 'Maid of honor', right?
twylight says:
You disowned me
GreenLantern says:
After the whole wedding was apparently planned
twylight says:
You weren't invited
MasterBruce says:
It was planned!
MasterBruce says:
By the late Anton Furst, circa 1990.
GreenLantern says:
Fine! You're undisowned But you're on probation
BL says:
Yes I know. I was under the impression your goatfrien...I mean girlfriend was gonna be the maid of honor...t:
twylight says:
Fine
twylight says:
-_-
GreenLantern says:
As he married another woman?
twylight says:
....
MasterBruce says:
...........
GreenLantern says:
That would have gone over well
MasterBruce says:
Well, she said she didn't mind.
twylight says:
^_^
MasterBruce says:
I mean, the b***h shed on the carpet, but hey.
twylight says:
I have a milker she wouldn't have gone far
BL says:
It's an open relationship I guess...
MasterBruce says:
It always has been.
MasterBruce says:
That's why SF is still in the picture.
GreenLantern says:
Stupid Rodent
GreenLantern says:
Twy has a thing for rodents apparently
twylight says:
Ahahahaha
twylight says:
Who said he was?
twylight says:
okay
GreenLantern says:
First the Enlongated rat, then the flying one.
MasterBruce says:
*flying enlongated one
twylight says:
That thing with Danger Mouse was a ONE NIGHT STAND
twylight says:
So don't be judging me!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze:
Did a Gordon post

The Bogus Byrd Man says:
That's what she said!

Keyser Soze:

 

[Matt Murdock]

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*subscribes* These are great.