Scientology invades NASCAR

[jaguarr]

Well, either 144,000 hail marys, or you let Father Badtouch have his way with you. Your choice.

I'm gonna go with the third option, which is you joining a convent.

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I'd get so much repressed virgin tang in a convent...

Nuns would choose me over their cucumbers anytime.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd get so much repressed virgin tang in a convent...

Nuns would choose me over their cucumbers anytime.

Given your history, they would probably use their cucumbers ON you!

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Given your history, they would probably use their cucumbers ON you!

jag

I didn't enjoy the strap-on. Not one bit. No. Definitively not.

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't enjoy the strap-on. Not one bit. No. Definitively not.

You are a terrible liar.

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

You are a terrible liar.

jag

Well, the prostate IS the male g-spot, but she... she wasn't gentle.

 

[jaguarr]

Well, the prostate IS the male g-spot, but she... she wasn't gentle.

The whole unnecessary roughness thing IS kind of tragic, I have to admit.

jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

The whole unnecessary roughness thing IS kind of tragic, I have to admit.

jag

I prefer to stimulate my prostate myself. I'm gentle when I need to be.

 

[SoulManX]

I prefer to stimulate my prostate myself. I'm gentle when I need to be.

LOL

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Scientology revs up to join NASCAR circuit

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 2:49 a.m. ET June 5, 2006
Don’t be surprised if Tom Cruise becomes a NASCAR fan. Scientology is getting into the wildly popular race sport.

NASCAR a sport? That's brilliant!

 

[Honey Vibe]

Wow - someone had a bad time in elementary school. If they don't "comply" with what they're taught, they fail. So it's a big conspiracy against kids who don't believe pi is 3.14 or that the sky is blue? God forbid that people who never learn how to put 2+2 together or who won the Battle of the Bulge can be denied positions of power. How would you rather they teach grade school?

Teacher: "The sky is blue, but go with what you feel, kids."
Kid: "I think the sky is green."
Teacher: "Go with that idea, Bobby. A+"

Now you tell me how that child is prepared for real life.

I think he was pointing to other subjects, like history and sociology. ...And no, by the end of these, none of us are any the wiser.

 

[AnimeJune]

Not a fan of the Catholics, either.

jag

I'm a Catholic.

A rather devout one. I also went to Catholic school, which may explain why I had a much better education that most. So throw as many angry radioactive cats at me as you want.

 

[jaguarr]

I'm a Catholic.

A rather devout one. I also went to Catholic school, which may explain why I had a much better education that most. So throw as many angry radioactive cats at me as you want.

I have many, many Catholic friends. It's the Catholic doctrine and history I'm not real fond of. But, since you asked so nicely, here's another cat for you:

Cheers,
jag

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Cheers,
jag

WTF is up with those cats? Were they born that way or something? Seizure? Epilepsy? What?

 

[Kritish]

NASCAR is for hicks, I dare you to find a white girl without a black eye.

Read about Scientology they're nuts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Read about Scientology they're nuts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

No s**t. Their insane, drug-induced mythology doesn't even follow it's own internal logic, and it doesn't even try to seem plausible.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Not that it matter's to anyone and i've only read a couple of the posts on the first page, it just annoys me that Nascar is only associated with southern redneck hicks. I am a Puerto Rican from Brooklyn who happens to enjoy Nascar. It sells out racetracks to the tune of 50,000 plus everywhere it goes. there are alot of Nascar fans who don't come from the south and who are people of many ethnicities. Why do we label southeners anyway, we wouldn't like it if they said baseball was filled with spics, ******s and platano's. Pardon my use of the derogitory words, but it's the same as saying redneck hicks.

 

[AllThingsComic]

oops

 

[AllThingsComic]

computer froze I apologize for the triple post.

 

[Kritish]

Triple post alert.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Triple post alert.

An honest mistake.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Not that it matter's to anyone and i've only read a couple of the posts on the first page, it just annoys me that Nascar is only associated with southern redneck hicks. I am a Puerto Rican from Brooklyn who happens to enjoy Nascar. It sells out racetracks to the tune of 50,000 plus everywhere it goes. there are alot of Nascar fans who don't come from the south and who are people of many ethnicities. Why do we label southeners anyway, we wouldn't like it if they said baseball was filled with spics, ******s and platano's. Pardon my use of the derogitory words, but it's the same as saying redneck hicks.

Other people enjoy it, yes, but white southerners are the target demographic.

 

[AnimeJune]

Patrick Dempsey loves NASCAR. He owns a team, and even races (and WINS occasionally). So it can't be all bad.

 

[jaguarr]

Patrick Dempsey loves NASCAR. He owns a team, and even races (and WINS occasionally). So it can't be all bad.

I'm not entirely sure that's really a supporting argument.

jag

 

[AnimeJune]

I'm not entirely sure that's really a supporting argument.

jag

Don't contradict the PRETTY! Embrace the PRETTY!