Star Trek: The HYPE Generation--Episode II

[Mee]

Part 6--


Matt: Drop them!

Erz: Grr...ok, ok we'll do it.

Matt: Matt to Commander jag, we've taken the ship.


Moments later 20 Romulan officers beamed into Engineering.



Mee: What a twist!

Erz: Erz to Captain, Romulans--


--Matt quickly stunned Erz.


Mee: By the way I love Romulans. Some of my best friends are Romulans. I made out with a Romulan girl once. I think...might've been Vulcan. All you people look alike. Heh.

---


Fire: Romulans!

Norman: What a twist!

Bella: What do we do?

Mr. Sparkle: We do some runnin an gunnin!

Fire: Bella, get to the Shuttle Bay, use a shuttle's sensors to get a read on things. I need to know what we're dealing with. And where those crazy Klingons went! I'll assemble some strike teams and surround the Engineering deck.

---


Mee: So...you're the evil mastermind eh?

jag: Indeed.

Mee: Aren't you going to tell me your evil plan and then laugh like a psycho?

jag: I do not intend to, no.

Mee: Right, right. So can I be excused then?

jag: This ship is run by idiots.

Mee: Your mom is run by idiots!


---

Meanwhile, Fire was setting up his guard posts around Engineering.



kakarot: Man it's nice to finally be able to so something. What do I do?

Fire: You sit here with your phaser and keep your eyes open.

kakarot: Just...sit here?

Fire: Yes. And these 4 no name crewman will sit with you.

kakarot: *sigh* ...Anybody like chess?

---

Fran had recovered and was on the Bridge trying to regain control of the ship...


Sparkle: What're ya doin now?

fran: Chatting with Mee. He's at a console in Engineering.

Sparkle: Couldn't that help us? He could get us control from there!

fran: No, he's completely inept when it comes to engineering. He'd probably blow the ship up faster than the Romulans. Haha, look at this, he told the Romulan his mom was run by idiots! Haha!

Sparkle: Hahaha, that's funny right there.

...

fran: ...I should get back to work.


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To Be Continued....

 

[Super Kal]

I love it, Mee... I love it how I'm this nonchalant transporter guy with nothing to do.

keep it up, dude. I get a crack every time I read your episodes.

 

[Immortalfire]

4 no name crewmen..lol t:

 

[Mee]

Part 7--



Fire had setup Transport inhibitors all around the ship to help contain the Romulans in Engineering.



Fire: Bella, what have you found?


Bella: One Romulan Warbird off port. No sign of the Klingons, either their cloaked, or gone.

Fire: Hmm. Stay there for now. We may find a use for the shuttle.


---


Mee: Hey! You're awake.

Erz: Uh...yeah. Got a major headache though...

Mee: Hang on I'll ask their commander for a medkit, we're tight. Jag could we-

jag: Silence or I'll slice your tongue.

Mee: Yeah he's in a bad mood. Girlfriend just dumped him. You know how that is.

jag: Silence I said! And by the way I have many "girlfriends!"

Mee: Playah.

jag: Silence!

---


Fire had come up with a plan, and assembled some of the crew in the Shuttle Bay....



Fire: Ok people, this is what we'll do: We use the shuttle's transporters to beam into Engineering, take out the Romulans, and try to restore power to the ship before the Warbird opens fire.


Norman: Piece of cake.

muscles: Hmm?

Norman: Figure of speech.

muscles: Oh.

Fire: Gear up people, we beam out ASAP.


---


NOIR: Why are we just sitting again!? And why are the Romulans here!?

Abaddon: I agree Captain, can't we go have some fun killing and maiming while you wait on the next vision?

Master Bruce: NO! We are the chosen soldiers of Kahless, and he said to wait!

BRUTAL: Argh! As long as we're waiting we might as well get smashed on Blood Wine!

Master Bruce: See? Now there is a good soldier! To the Mess Hall!



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To Be Continued....

 

[Immortalfire]

LoL @ Muscles

 

[Iceman]

Mee: I have a strange feeling something bad is about to happen.

I/P: Like what?

Mee: How should I know, it's just a feeling.

I/P: Ah, feelings.

Mee: Yeah, I've got a feeling. I feeling deep inside.

I/P: Like...gas?

Mee: Nevermind.

This is so much better than our real life conversations.

 

[Mee]

Part 8--



Erz: So did I miss his evil plan rant?

Mee: Hasn't been one.

Erz: No...

Mee: Yeah. Such a lame villain.

jag: Soon the plan will be to kill both of you if you keep talking!

Mee: That's more like it.

---


Minutes later Starfleet officers began beaming into Engineering...


jag: No! The plan is ruined!

Erz: Well, at least he did have one.

Mee: Indeed.

I/P: Give them nothing! Take from them...everything!

Fire: But don't shoot the warp core!

jag: This is madness!

Mee: Your face is madness!


Mee punched jag with his bionic arm, sending the Romulan halfway across the room.


Norman: Show off.

Erz: Somebody throw me a phaser?!

Bella: Here! *tosses phaser to Erz*

A-Man: Aw, so sweet.

kakarot: Haha! So this is what it's like to be in the action!


Kakarot was then shot in the leg.


kakarot: I miss my Transporter room...

jag: Stop this! Cease fire or I will destroy the core!

Mee: Not this again!

Erz: Yeah I thought his plan would be more orginal.

jag: This is not my plan you fools! This is what you would call Plan B.

Darthphere: What is you plan then?

jag: What is with you people!? Fine! Here it is:

I put a holo-emitter on the Klingon ship. The Kahless they have seen is just a hologram. I had them attack the outpost and the colony to draw out a Federation ship.

muscles: That's us right?

jag: Yes.

My plan was to brainwash all of you into my control as I did with Matt and the others. Then I would send you back to the Federation where you would bring others under my control and I would eventually be able to take over your pathetic empire! Mwahahaha!

I/P: Now THAT, is madness.

jag: One man's madness is another man's genius.

Darthphere: Well, another Romulan's genius.

Flexo: Whoa, I thought we were fighting Vulcans.

Spoons: Fo shizzle.

jag: Stop your banter! You make me want to kill myself.

Fire: Be my guest.


Fire (who had snuck behind jag during all the banter) karate chopped the disruptor (Romulan phaser basically) out of jag's hand and then hit him with an uppercut.


Mee: Cooler than what I did?

Norman: Oh yeah.

Fire: Fran, get our systems back online, this isn't over yet!


---


To Be Continued...

 

[Immortalfire]

jag: One man's madness is another man's genius.

Darthphere: Well, another Romulan's genius.

Flexo: Whoa, I thought we were fighting Vulcans.

Spoons: Fo shizzle.

Lmao t:

 

[Super Kal]

Part 8--



Erz: So did I miss his evil plan rant?

Mee: Hasn't been one.

Erz: No...

Mee: Yeah. Such a lame villain.

jag: Soon the plan will be to kill both of you if you keep talking!

Mee: That's more like it.

---


Minutes later Starfleet officers began beaming into Engineering...


jag: No! The plan is ruined!

Erz: Well, at least he did have one.

Mee: Indeed.

I/P: Give them nothing! Take from them...everything!

Fire: But don't shoot the warp core!

jag: This is madness!

Mee: Your face is madness!


Mee punched jag with his bionic arm, sending the Romulan halfway across the room.


Norman: Show off.

Erz: Somebody throw me a phaser?!

Bella: Here! *tosses phaser to Erz*

A-Man: Aw, so sweet.

kakarot: Haha! So this is what it's like to be in the action!


Kakarot was then shot in the leg.


kakarot: I miss my Transporter room...

jag: Stop this! Cease fire or I will destroy the core!

Mee: Not this again!

Erz: Yeah I thought his plan would be more orginal.

jag: This is not my plan you fools! This is what you would call Plan B.

Darthphere: What is you plan then?

jag: What is with you people!? Fine! Here it is:

I put a holo-emitter on the Klingon ship. The Kahless they have seen is just a hologram. I had them attack the outpost and the colony to draw out a Federation ship.

muscles: That's us right?

jag: Yes.

My plan was to brainwash all of you into my control as I did with Matt and the others. Then I would send you back to the Federation where you would bring others under my control and I would eventually be able to take over your pathetic empire! Mwahahaha!

I/P: Now THAT, is madness.

jag: One man's madness is another man's genius.

Darthphere: Well, another Romulan's genius.

Flexo: Whoa, I thought we were fighting Vulcans.

Spoons: Fo shizzle.

jag: Stop your banter! You make me want to kill myself.

Fire: Be my guest.


Fire (who had snuck behind jag during all the banter) karate chopped the disruptor (Romulan phaser basically) out of jag's hand and then hit him with an uppercut.


Mee: Cooler than what I did?

Norman: Oh yeah.

Fire: Fran, get our systems back online, this isn't over yet!


---


To Be Continued...

rofl, oh I love it...

 

[Mee]

Dunno when I'll do the next chapter, but I should have at least one and some new character sketches done before I go out of town and computer-less this weekend.

 

[Super Kal]

Dunno when I'll do the next chapter, but I should have at least one and some new character sketches done before I go out of town and computer-less this weekend.

cant wait

 

[Mee]

Part 9--

The Bridge crew returned to the Bridge, leaving fran, muscles, and the other engineers to finish the system restarts. The Romulans were rounded up and taken to the Brig, while Matt and the other brainwashed crewman were sent to Sickbay.



fran: Fran to Bridge, I've got shields and sensors back online.

Fire: Very good. Bella, status of the Warbird?

Bella: Looks like they've figured us out. They're powering weapons.

Spoons: Oh snap! Time to do some shootin!

fran: Could be another couple minutes for the weapons...


---

NOIR: Sir, the Romulans are now attacking the Federation ship.

Master Bruce: Hmm.

Abaddon: We aren't going to join the fight?

Master Bruce: *sigh* Very well, open fire.

BRUTAL: Really?

Master Bruce: NO!


---


tzarinna: So, describe what it was like to be a weapon of death and destruction for the Romulans.

Matt: It was horrible.

tzar: Yes, yes. Describe...horrible?

Matt: Uh...not...fun?

tzar: I see.


---


fran: We've got weapons!

Fire: FIRE!


Spoons unleashed all phaser banks and a full torpedo volley...


Spoons: Dat's what I'm talkin bout!

Bella: Captain, they're hailing us.

Romulan 2nd in command: This is Sub-Commander Tangled Web, I demand to know what has become of our boarding party!

Fire: They're attack was foiled, we're holding them in our Brig.

TW: Oh.

....

TW: Well... let them go!

Fire: ....No.

TW: Oh.

...

TW: ...Let them go... or else?

Fire: Or else...?

TW: We'll...shoot at you...and stuff.

Fire:

TW: Alright alight! We surrender!

Fire: You- what?

Erz: Way to go Captain! Brilliant strategy I must say.

Fire: Apparently...

TW: So lower you shields and beam on over!

Erz: On our way!

Fire: No...wait. Erz, do you sense anything from him?

Erz: Well I sense he's up to something. But really, aren't all Vulcans up to something?

TW: Romulans!

Fire: He wants us to lower our defense so the Klingons can tear us apart!

---

NOIR: Their shields are still up sir.

Master Bruce: Patience.

Abaddon: I've lost mine! Enough waiting!

---


Bella: Captain, the Klingons are decloaking!

Spoons: Aw here it goes!


---



To Be Continued...

 

[Tangled Web]

Damn, my character rocks.

 

[Mee]

Part 10---



Abaddon: Bwahahahaha! DIE! *fires all weapons at the Olympus*

Master Bruce: Fool! You have ignored the will of Kahless!

---


Fire: Spoons, return fire, target their weapon systems. Sparkle, evasive maneuvers!

Sparkle: YeeEEEhaw!

---

TW: Shields back up! Open fire on the Federation ship, but only disable it!

---


Master Bruce leaped from his Captain's chair and onto Abaddon and thrust a dagger through his neck.


Abaddon: ....Ow. *dies*

Master Bruce: Who else would challenge the will of Kahless?

BRUTAL: I'm good.

NOIR: I need to change my pants.

---


Bella: Sir, the Klingons have cloaked again!

Erz: Make up your minds!

Fire: Focus weapons on the Romulans.

Bella: They're hailing us again sir.

TW: Cease fire Federation or I will....destroy the planet! Ha-ha!

Erz: The fiend!

TW: Indeed! We are moving into seige range now. What say you?!

Fire: We...

Bella: Orders sir?

Fire: Wait for it...

TW: What? Wait for what? I'm the devious one! What are you planning?!

Fire: Almost there...

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BRUTAL: Sir, the Romulans are coming straight at us. If they collide with us we'll be destroyed!

Master Bruce: We will not ignore the will of Kahless!

NOIR: Got my new pants! What's our status?

BRUTAL: We're going to die.

NOIR: I'm going to run out of pants.

---

TW: We are nearly there fools! What is your answer!?

Fire: It's been nice knowing you.

TW: It has? You like me? You really like me?


*BOOM* the Romluan and Klingon ships collided and were both destroyed.


Sparkle: WhooOOO!

Fire: Alright people. Let's assemble some teams to help with the rebuilding on the planet.

Erz: You mean... we have to go see that GAH guy...in person?

Fire: Sometimes... I really hate this job.


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To Be Continued....

 

[Asteroid-Man]

This is my favorite fanfic

 

[Immortalfire]

Fire: Alright people. Let's assemble some teams to help with the rebuilding on the planet.

Erz: You mean... we have to go see that GAH guy...in person?

Fire: Sometimes... I really hate this job.

Ah, man

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Ah, man

t:HAHAHAHA

 

[Abaddon]

a blade through the neck. "ow" indeed.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Where's my phaser?

 

[Super Kal]

I'd love to get in on some of the action one day... but only to be injured and put into the sick bay just as quick, lol, and then have him complain that he didn't even get the chance to help

 

[Mee]

Part 11--


GAH: Welcome friends! To GoldenAge colony!

Fire: Thanks you. We'd like to get started on your repairs right away so we can get-- I mean...Starfleet has a new mission for us we have to get to.

GAH: Oh, new mission...

Fire: Yes, we can't stay long. What a shame.

GAH: Well, while you're here, we could use some medical aid. And some new replicators.

Fire: Kypade, tzar, Fran, see to that.

GAH: In the meantime Captain, care to join me for dinner?

Fire: Uh...I suppose we... could.

GAH: Oh, I'm sorry there's only room at my table for two. Counting myself.

Fire: Only...two...

Mee: *whispering* Does that mean we can go back to the ship Captain?

Norman: Please?

GAH: Oh yes. We have all we need here.

Mee: Kakarot, get us out of- I mean...two to beam up.

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In 10 Forward...


Erz: So, Bella...we're still alive.

Bella: Yeah...?

Erz: Yeah.

...

Bella: You like me.

Erz: What? No, no...pfft, that's crazy.

Bella: No it's fine. I... like you too.

Asteroid-Man: I KNEW IT!

Bella: Wha-?

A-Man: Well you can't have her! She's mine!

Erz: Are you insane?

A-Man: That's beside the point! Get away from my woman! *pulls out phaser*

Erz: Uh oh...

A-Man: Back away I said!


Across the room...


Spoons: Should I shoot em?

Flexo: No way, it's just getting good.

I/P: Bring us another round!

Hal: And some popcorn?

I/P: Ooh please.

---


GAH: How is your GoldenAgeSteak?

Fire: Oh it's...good.

GAH: Should I put on some GoldenAgeMusic?

Fire: No that's fine. Thanks. I think the uh, GoldenAgeCandles are a little much.

GAH: You don't like them? Oh no...you hate me...

Fire: Hate you?

GAH: So you do!?

Fire: Well yes bu- no...uh-oh...I meant no!

GAH: How dare you speak to me this way?! GoldenAgeGuards! Seize him!

Fire: Fire to Olympus, get our crew off the planet, now!

kakarot: How was dinner sir?

Fire: NOW!


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To Be Continued...

 

[Fran]

 

[Immortalfire]

Ok..that was rather frightening.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's awesome.

 

[Super Kal]

I like it.