Think you can handle it?
Music:
1. Metallica is crap. What a horrible singing voice...sounds like someone's singing while taking a crap.
2. Raise your fist and Yell = one of the best Alice Cooper albums. Seriously...I can listen to it again, and again...and again and again!
3. Winger is actually pretty good. Don't like all of their songs, though.
4. Bohemian Rhapsody is not the best Queen song.
5. I don't like Pink Floyd. It doesn't exactly sound like someone's taking a crap, but it sounds like someone's using the toilet or basement as a recording studio. Depressing stuff.
6. Nirvana is the worst thing ever. What's so special? Everybody sounds like that when they're drunk.
7. I can't stand any of Rihanna's songs. They make me sick.
8. Rap is mostly crap.
"Yuh aha maffakn b*tches". Deep.
9. I tried to like AC/DC, but it didn't work. Reminds me too much of cats fighting.
10. Don't know if it's unpopular, but Iron Maiden is hilariously bad.
It's impossible for me to hear "feah of de daahk..." without thinking "parody".
11. Beyonce stresses me out with her annoying songs.
12. Black metal is laughable and silly. Hard to take bands like Dimmu Borgir seriously when the vocalist sounds exactly like Popeye.
13. Why is Frank Zappa popular?