Superman vs. Captain Marvel

[Kitsune]

COKE, *******!

**** you and your blue-canned pisswater!

Coke is good for cleaning the battery cables on your car.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Coke for me as well. Pepsi tastes too sugary. I prefer no discernible tastes in my synthetic beverages, thankyouverymuch!

 

[Mutagen]

I vote for Coca Cola.

 

[Varient]

LOL.

 

[Anubis]

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.

Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

 

[Anubis]

Not kicking the ass of everybody in that picture with ease I'd say.

 

[The Question]

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.

Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

Supposedly the last survivor of a dead alien race that turns out has somewhere around 100 other survivors no one ever noticed, grew up as a simple farm boy, is ridiculously over powered which is balanced out by his boy scout-ish morals, married to a really *****y woman...he's got more than a few Superman-isms.

 

[Anubis]

I bet You Superman didn't have a tail and didn't turn into a Giant Monkey whenever he saw a full moon.

 

[The Question]

I bet You Superman didn't have a tail and didn't turn into a Giant Monkey whenever he saw a full moon.

He probably did pre-crisis.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

At least once. Probably found a way to blame it on Lois and Jimmy, too.

 

[Varient]

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

Heh,... I figured he was waiting his turn.

What, you've never heard of middle management? He's supervising.


Wait, what the f*** is Goku doing there?

LOL
Keeping Supes from getting away of course.

Not kicking the ass of everybody in that picture with ease I'd say.

Damn.

Supposedly the last survivor of a dead alien race that turns out has somewhere around 100 other survivors no one ever noticed, grew up as a simple farm boy, is ridiculously over powered which is balanced out by his boy scout-ish morals, married to a really *****y woman...he's got more than a few Superman-isms.

Truth Chi Chi has really dragged out and become a bummer from her cutesy days as a helmeted pretty girl.

V.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Being married to a lazy brawler who eats like a whale'll do that to any woman.

 

[Kitsune]

And the Big Red Cheese sits on his ass and does nothing to help. Classic.

It doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to know when to stay out of a domestic dispute.

 

[Varient]

Being married to a lazy brawler who eats like a whale'll do that to any woman.

"Lazy?"

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Outside of fighting and training, yeah. He never works or contributes much of anything to the family except dragging all their kids into his violent world.

 

[Varient]

Outside of fighting and training, yeah. He never works or contributes much of anything to the family except dragging all their kids into his violent world.

I put it on her,.. she "entered his world" to marry him:

Got his attention:

Married Him:

Then made his life HELL.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That obviously means you're just a misogynist.

 

[Varient]

That obviously means you're just a misogynist.

No,...
(LOL)

Look @ his facial expressions,... Old gurl Cast out her line,... reeled him in,... and commenced to cook him.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So, what, because she's a wife who cares about her husband and the influence his life is having on their children, you're vilifying her as a cannibal now? Pff, typical man!

 

[CanaryFan]

LOL.

Who's the guy in the bottom right corner?

 

[The Question]

Who's the guy in the bottom right corner?

Mister Majestic

 

[CanaryFan]

Ahh, thanks.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Best of the Superman clones, as far as I'm concerned. He's going to be an antagonist in the upcoming Wildcats: World's End series.

 

[dpm07]

Having played both Superman and Captain Marvel in DC Mortal Kombat, and having them go against each other, the way they are designed, Superman comes out on top.

I'd like to say Captain Marvel would give him a better face off, but Superman really hands down takes it.