The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[maxwell's demon]

you love it.

 

[JLBats]

I think that autistic man who lives on my front steps was saying these same things the other day, wtf

 

[Kipobe]

Well, ladies and gents... like the sweet release of semen at the end of a porno film, this is indeed the grand finale of the 2006 Kipobe Awards. And just like a porno, people said I wouldn't see this through to the end, I'd get all excited at first, increasingly bored, and be playing tetris just as the rest of you are getting excited... but instead I was here for the finish, and even though it became more boring than foreplay, I give the the gush-buster in my closing post as this year's host.

2006 Guy of the Year:

Well, let's keep this short and sweet. The same investment of time and thought went into this award as it did with Girl of the Year. So this 'guy' had to be a person who was almost the 'poster' boy of the Hype! in 2006. Wilhelm again was heavily considered, but suprisingly he was edged in popularity by another. I had NASA run some tests, and this poster was indeed more popular. Although, they also have AIDS, so it's kind of a bitter sweet award for them.

Who wins????

Spoiler

Erzengel

for guy of the year. He's all over the map, there's nothing he hasn't had his hands on. He's freaking everywhere, and like I said, he has AIDS. Congrats to him and his sexually transmitting diseased genitalia.

So anyway, this has been the 2006 Kipobe Awards. Next year, we'll have the same 30 categories, but let's face it, it's not gonna happen.... so treasure your pobey's you 30 winners, because in like, 4 years, they're gonna be a seller's dream on eBay.

I don't love any of you. :heart:
Sir Kip of N. Switzerland

 

[maxwell's demon]

to that i say this:

 

[JLBats]

to that i say this:

Red X's are the new statement.

 

[JLBats]

I miss the days when I could just go to the bookstore and enjoy a coffee without worrying about whether or not Reptilians are running the world or whether we need to obliterate the concept of the individual.

I never should have come to the Hype

 

[Venom Drool]

i nominate me for my pure and utter sex appeal

 

[Kipobe]

i nominate me for my pure and utter sex appeal

Hey Venom, remember like, three years ago when you said I'd never finish an awards? I actually did it. Aren't you proud of me?

 

[JLBats]

Stop talking, Grant, stop, I'm scared!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Worst awards ever.

 

[Venom Drool]

Hey Venom, remember like, three years ago when you said I'd never finish an awards? I actually did it. Aren't you proud of me?

i kinda am.. i remeber how you tried dumping those awards on me too... so congratulations

Award for proving Venom Drool wrong: Kipobe

 

[Tangled Web]

I agree with Holly.

 

[Kipobe]

I agree with Holly, but not with Tangled Web. Stupid hetero

 

[maxwell's demon]

Stop talking, Grant, stop, I'm scared!

he's so tweaked at times. i think he needs a girlfriend. or drunk Watchman.

 

[Venom Drool]

Watchmen is dead dude...

 

[JLBats]

My mind has expanded

 

[JLBats]

I can't believe I watched that whole video.

 

[The Watchman]

Watchmen is dead dude...

...He said with a smile.

 

[maxwell's demon]

I can't believe I watched that whole video.

the aliens will be coming to visit you in three weeks. and they'll look like Grant Morrison but with shaved everythings.

 

[Tangled Web]

I agree with Holly, but not with Tangled Web. Stupid hetero:down

How would you know that?

 

[The Watchman]

Good thing you said it three times, it wasn't useless enough the first.

 

[JLBats]

the aliens will be coming to visit you in three weeks. and they'll look like Grant Morrison but with shaved everythings.

I will just write down on a piece of paper "I don't want aliens to visit me". Then I'll cross out all the vowels, so it's "dnt wnt lns t vst m" which will become "dnt w ls v m" then I'll make it look all magical

 

[maxwell's demon]

the hype is entering the 1 AM Ice Age

 

[The Watchman]

I will just write down on a piece of paper "I don't want aliens to visit me". Then I'll cross out all the vowels, so it's "dnt wnt lns t vst m" which will become "dnt w ls v m" then I'll make it look all magical

kypade territory, tread carefully.

 

[JLBats]

kypade territory, tread carefully.

I'm a gonna do the elephant stomp.