The worst book of the week got the most attention was part of the issue...I guess I need to not be lazy anymore and move this **** along more! See what happens when I don't act like myself, guys?! Show falls apart!
I'm picturing all of his other co-workers with name tags reading "Hi! I'm ..." with just one worker's uniform including an insultingly fake moustache and a name tag reading "Eeets-a me-a Mario!"
You just hate to admit that I make this b**** run.
The **** did you expect? The Scot sounds like a Scot, the dumbass sounds like a dumbass, the hick sounds like a hick, and the chick sounds like a chick.