Vote for The 2006 Hype! Awards

[Not Jake]

NOTICE: PMing me votes is acceptable, I guess.


Ladies and gentlemen, and whatever Malice is, welcome to the official voting thread for the Official Hype! Awards, v 2.0...06. Official. I officially present to you the offical categories:

Poster Awards
Funniest Poster
Smartest Poster
It Boy (in which you vote for the coolest, most idolized male)
It Girl (same, but with different naughty parts)
Newbie of the Year (must have joined the Hype in 2006)
Dick of the Year
Comics Poster of the Year (Comics forums only)
Poster of the Year

Profile Awards
Best Custom Title
Worst Custom Title
Best Avatar
Worst Avatar
Best Signature
Worst Signature

Thread Awards
Community Thread of the Year
Funniest Thread of the Year (any forum)
Hype! Thread of the Year (any forum)

Miscellaneous Awards
Hypetime Achievement Award (in which you vote for a Hype legend)
Moderator of the Year (in which you don't vote for Morg...kidding.)
Best Fan Fic Story
Best Fan Artist
Most Helpful With Technical Information



THE RULES:
1. Dibs on host. Hahahahaha
2. I want one nomination per category, and feel welcome to leave some blank if you don't feel qualified to vote on the subject. Or just write in my name. I'd love to win It Girl.
3. Yeah, you can vote for me. I'm the host, but I moonlight as a poster. Plus--not so much with the humility.
4. Read my hypothetical lips: You CANNOT vote for yourself. Votes for yourself will be counted as negative votes. I'm strict because I care about you, son.
5. A poster or thread can totally win in multiple categories. So, you could vote for the same poster as Funniest and Poster of the Year, or for the same thread as Best Community Thread and Thread of the Year, for example.


Since voting in this thread would leave no suspense, and sending me PMs would leave no survivors after I murdered everyone who contributed to filling up my precious PM box, you're gonna email me your votes. Title it HYPE AWARDS or DOOD YOU'RE THE KING, or I LOVE YOU JAKE. Or something with no caps. Whatever! Just let me know it's your votes and not a penis pump ad. Because I. Already. Have two of them. Oh, and be sure to attach any viruses you have floating around in your computer.

SEND VOTES HERE:
[email protected]


Feel free to ask me any questions about voting here in this thread. Please, don't PM me. I hate you guys.

 

[jaguarr]

There's already a Poster Of The Year thread going on, but otherwise I fully endorse your madness, sir.

jag

 

[Not Jake]

Thanks, jaguarr

 

[jaguarr]

I no longer endorse your madness.

jag

 

[Ben Urich]

My nominations:

Poster Awards
Funniest Poster - Lackey
Smartest Poster - Dread
It Boy (in which you vote for the coolest, most idolized male) - Wilhelm-Scream
It Girl (same, but with different naughty parts) - Holly Goodhead
Comics Poster of the Year (Comics forums only) - Zev

Profile Awards
Best Signature - Not Jake

Miscellaneous Awards
Hypetime Achievement Award - Hollow Wood Director
Moderator of the Year - Dew k. Mosi
Most Helpful With Technical Information - jaguarr

 

[Kritish]

I wanna win Dick of the year.

 

[heypapajinx]

I wanna win Dick of the year.

then i nomitate you for Mangina of the year.

 

[AndThePickles]

I wanna win Dick of the year.

That's like saying you wanna win "the coolest" award. If you let people know what you want they won't vote for you So shhhh.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

There's already a Poster Of The Year thread going on, but otherwise I fully endorse your madness, sir.

jag

Jag gets hypetime achievement.
just because he is consistenly entertaining.
and Insightful. so yeah

Jag.

Mr Sparkle.

 

[heypapajinx]

i EMAILED you!!!!!

 

[Kritish]

That's like saying you wanna win "the coolest" award. If you let people know what you want they won't vote for you So shhhh.

I'm glad Steve Irwin's dead!

*waits for approval*

 

[Kevin]

lol

 

[Mr Sparkle]

i EMAILED you!!!!!

me?

 

[Sam Fisher]

4. You CANNOT vote for yourself.

You mean I can't nominate myself for
Dick of the year? Damn

 

[heypapajinx]

me?

noooo!
the guy who's running this hoedown!
the guy who you email your votes to.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

some of us are drunk and confused right now.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

mostly just me.

 

[Catman]

Holy crap! Its actually happening! Three official Hype Awards in 6 years.

Fantastic

 

[Kevin]

I like your avatar.

 

[Catman]

Okay...so we're nominating now? If so...then:

Funniest Poster: Dog Lips
Smartest Poster: Jag for his knowledge on Mac
It Boy: J Alba's Love a/k/a JAL
It Girl: Daisy
Dick of the Year: Morg
Poster of the Year: JAL

Best Avatar: BlackHardKnight or whatever his name is!

Community Thread of the Year: I'll nominate myself Milf & Hot Daughter
Funniest Thread of the Year: The one about the farts! Farting Manners
Hype! Thread of the Year: Every thread that bashed Superman Returns

Hypetime Achievement Award: Kevin Roegle
Moderator of the Year: Daisy
Most Helpful With Technical Information: Jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Dood you have to e-mail him.

 

[Catman]

By the way, can we campaign? Four years ago the coolest thing about the Hype Awards were the campaign threads.

 

[Catman]

Dood you have to e-mail him.

I'm still a bit confused! I thought we would nominate, then a list nominations would be released, and THEN is when we would e-mail our choices.

Thats how it was done back in da day! In fact, back in the day we have a seperate forum for this with people promoted to mods to just oversee the whole thing.

Dammit Jake! Do things right!

 

[heypapajinx]

Dood you have to e-mail him.

that was perhaps the funniest post you've ever written.

 

[Catman]

that was perhaps the funniest post you've ever written.

Should Jake be trusted with our e-mail address? I wouldn't want Jake to start sending me gay porn!