Which villan will JJJ be naming this time?

[freelancer]

JJJ: Hoffman!

Hoffman: Yes?

JJJ: What are we going to call this geezer?

Hoffman: Erm....particleman

JJJ: Crap

Hoffman: Sandma....?

*buzzer*

Betty: (from other room) Mr Jameson,your wife says the pipes are burst and are flowing water all over the house

JJJ: Now i have that fountain ive always wanted

Hoffman: Yellow-dude

JJJ: Now your talking garbage, oh wait....The Sand-dude.

Hoffman: Wouldnt it be Sandman?

JJJ: Leave!

"the fountain ive always wanted"

 

[The offspring]

some funny, some lame, keep 'em comin'

 

[Iglius]

JJJ: HOFFMAN!
Hoffman: Yes sir?
JJJ: Whaddya got as far as names go for the latest freakshow? *Holds up photo of Sandman*
Hoffman: So far we've got Beach Boy, since, y'know, theres sand at the beach, Sando Commando, maybe even the Sinister Sand Monst--
JJJ: Who are you, the sandman? You're puttin' me to sleep with these crap names!
Hoffman: Thats it! The Sandman!
JJJ: Ha! It's gold! But since I said it first, you don't get paid, now OUT!

 

[SpideyLad]

JJJ: Hoffman!

Hoffman: Yes?

JJJ: What are we going to call this geezer?

Hoffman: Erm....particleman

JJJ: Crap

Hoffman: Sandma....?

*buzzer*

Betty: (from other room) Mr Jameson,your wife says the pipes are burst and are flowing water all over the house

JJJ: Now i have that fountain ive always wanted

Hoffman: Yellow-dude

JJJ: Now your talking garbage, oh wait....The Sand-dude.

Hoffman: Wouldnt it be Sandman?

JJJ: Leave!

HAHA!

Excellent

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

I think Jameson will name Sandman.

Why would he name GG2? For all Jameson knows, it's the same Goblin that was running around in the FIRST movie.

Venom should name himself, imo. Just like the comics and toon.

 

[Dead Kitty]

Jameson: "HOFFMAN!"

Hoffman: "Yes?"

Jameson: "New villian in town. Hot stuff. Robbed an armored truck earlier. What do you call this guy?"

*Jameson shows picture of Marko*

Hoffman: "Sandman?"

Jameson: "...You're an idiot."

Hoffman: "Hmm... What about... Venom?"

Jameson: "Venom? Are you insane? That makes absolutely no sense! Go. Out of my office. What do I pay you for?!"

Hoffman: "Yes sir..."

*Hoffman walks out. Jameson sits down*

Jameson: "...I've got it! The Sandman!"

Pretty much how it should go.

 

[ABC]

JJJ"Look he knocked Spider-Man right out!"

Hoffman "He smothered him with Sand"

jjj "Sand-man puts spider-man to sleep!"

excellent.

 

[ABC]

Jameson: "HOFFMAN!"

Hoffman: "Yes?"

Jameson: "New villian in town. Hot stuff. Robbed an armored truck earlier. What do you call this guy?"

*Jameson shows picture of Marko*

Hoffman: "Sandman?"

Jameson: "...You're an idiot."

Hoffman: "Hmm... What about... Venom?"

Jameson: "Venom? Are you insane? That makes absolutely no sense! Go. Out of my office. What do I pay you for?!"

Hoffman: "Yes sir..."

*Hoffman walks out. Jameson sits down*

Jameson: "...I've got it! The Sandman!"

Hell yes. This is it!!!!

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

Kitty-Litter Man!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Dustman.

 

[ABC]

JJJ: Hoffman!

Hoffman: Yes?

JJJ: What are we going to call this geezer?

Hoffman: Erm....particleman

JJJ: Crap

Hoffman: Sandma....?

*buzzer*

Betty: (from other room) Mr Jameson,your wife says the pipes are burst and are flowing water all over the house

JJJ: Now i have that fountain ive always wanted

Hoffman: Yellow-dude

JJJ: Now your talking garbage, oh wait....The Sand-dude.

Hoffman: Wouldnt it be Sandman?

JJJ: Leave!

I like this too.

 

[Secret_Riddle]

he will proly name the sandman ...i cud picture him goin green meanie 2 or somtin to that effect

 

[TheSlag]

Venom should name himself, imo. Just like the comics and toon.

*exactly*