The 2011 SuperheroHype! Awards Ceremony

[Marx]

The 2011 SuperheroHype! Awards will begin at 8pm this evening.​

The ballroom is back and decorated to the nines! So come on in, take your seats, have a drink, and get ready for the awards!​

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If I win anything,I'd like a sexy elf to give me my award.

 

[Marx]

​

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

hurry up. I'm really, really tired.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Don't rush Marx and the elves.

 

[Marx]

The elves and I are very happy to welcome you all to this year's edition of the SuperheroHype! Awards!

I am planning to announce a new award every five to ten minutes. The awards will be announced starting with the last award on the ballot and move our way up to "Hype-Time Achievement!"

Enjoy!​

 

[LOBO3315a]

*loads up his ammunition, and waits for one of those unblinking demons to appear......*

 

[Ultra Lantern]

*loads up his ammunition, and waits for one of those unblinking demons to appear......*

Please don't shoot the sexy elf.

 

[Marx]

 

[Marx]

The first award is for the hypester who is the 'Most Helpful'. Someone that is always willing to give you advice or help you out with a situation or question. ​

Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Most Helpful' hypester goes to...​

Spoiler

KANE52630!​

Congratulations! ​

 

[Hound55]

Hound55 walks out in tuxedo t-shirt to vigorous general applause, which stifles half way through when the Hypsters realise he isn't Marx.

"Well, it's that time of year again. Welcome back, people, for the somewhat annual but never-more-than-once-a-year Superhero Hype! Awards!"

Confused cautious applause echoes through the hall.

"Yep we should have a good night's entertainment in store for us tonight, we have a few first time nominees and... --"

"What do you think you're doing?" Marx walks out.

"Hoo boy, this is embarassing..."

"What are you doing?"

"*whispers* Don't do this up here..."

"I let you get by making a drunken fool of yourself last year, but at least that wasn't on the main stage..."

"Yeah, me and a few of the other guys thought it would make for a good idea, if we, like... cycled the hosts around. You know, I take the red carpet stuff last year and then up here this year, and then we swap back and..."

"A few of the other guys..?"

"..."

Marx raises an eyebrow.

"...alright, just me. Kane was kind of good with it though weren't you, Kane?"

Camera shakes slightly.

"Hey, don't drag me into this..."

"Well, anyway, it's not really worth making a scene now that we're up here is it. I mean we wouldn't want to detract from the night at all would we..?"

Marx points at Kane, camera goes black for a few seconds before we reveal Hound bound and being carried off stage by 7 elves.

"Hey! Where are you taking me you second rate Oompa Loompas?!? Kane! Kane, call SupperFerret!"

SuperFerret raises his head as if someone said something, then goes back to eating his appertisers, hunched over in typical rodent style.

"We'll be right back..."

 

[Marx]

*loads up his ammunition, and waits for one of those unblinking demons to appear......*

I'm sorry but there are no firearms permitted in the ballroom.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Congratulations Kane52360!

 

[Marx]

The second award of the evening is for the hypester who is a true brainiac among us. Someone who is incredibly intelligent and always contributes a great deal to any conversation they're involved in.


Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Smartest Poster' goes to...

Spoiler

ANITA18!

Congratulations!
​

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Congratulations Anita18!

 

[LOBO3315a]

I'm sorry but there are no firearms permitted in the ballroom.

I said ammunition, I never said anything about a firearm.

*Adds a nitroglycerine cap to the bundles of M-60 ammunition belts*

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Can the mods take the terrorist away?

 

[Marx]

The next award is for the hypester who is a great story teller. Someone who is always well written and actively particpates in the Hype's various writing challenges and contests.


Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Best Writer' goes to...

Spoiler

KEYSER SOZE!

Congratulations! ​

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Congratulations Keyser Soze!

Another drink please.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Congratulations Kane, Anita and Keyser Soze. I take it none of them are here to accept their awards? They are probably selfishly spending time with their families or something.

 

[Marx]

The next award is for the hypester who is a great artist. Someone who is always wowing us with their drawings and artwork.


Ladies and gentlemen, the award for 'Best Artist' goes to...
​

Spoiler

HARLS!

Congratulations! ​

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Congratulations Harls!

 

[Marx]

Congratulations Kane, Anita and Keyser Soze. I take it none of them are here to accept their awards? They are probably selfishly spending time with their families or something.

We have hypesters in all different time zones. It's not a "requirement" that they be present to receive their awards.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Can the mods take the terrorist away?

You are safe, as long as you blink.

YOU CAN BLINK, CAN'T YOU?????!!!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You are safe, as long as you blink.

YOU CAN BLINK, CAN'T YOU?????!!!

Yes I can.

Hey waiter,can I get another drink?