Cast the inevitable Trump-Ukraine scandal movie

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I thought we could have a separate cast thread for the inevitable Trump-Ukraine scandal movie that isn't mixed in with the F'up chapters of American history thread.

Also I decided to put it in the politics forum (because it is politics) because we were talking about it in the other thread, and because people in the film forum might not know all these characters.

I'm not sure who I would have for Trump. I did want Jon Voight but it's unlikely he would ever play the part.

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However, here are some suggestions for the other characters:


John Goodman as AG Bill Barr

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Timothy Hutton as Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney

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He'll have to cut his hair


Robert Duvall as Rudi Giuliani

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Gregory Itzin as Adam Schiff, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee:

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Jessica Walter as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi

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Sam Elliott as John Bolton (Former National Security Advisor)

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He'll have to trim his moustache.


Laura Benanti as FLOTUS Melania

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She can play it less comedic.


Diane Lane as Marie Yovanovitch (Former ambassador to Ukraine)

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Josh Brolin as Joseph Maguire (Director of the National Counterterrorism Center)

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Enver Gjokaj as Ukraine President Volodomir Zelensky:

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Matt Lucas as UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson

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He can wear a wig


Matthais Schoenaerts as Russian President Vladimir Putin

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Christopher Lloyd as Bernie Sanders (Democratic candidate)


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Harry Lennix as Former POTUS Barrack Obama:


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Diane Keaton as former Secretary of State and FLOTUS Hillary Clinton

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Need ideas for Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Bill Taylor, Alexander Vindman, Gordon Sondland, Rick Perry, Fiona Hill, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney, Mitch McConnell and others.
 
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You're missing the legends that are Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman

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David Koechner and Rory McCaan
 
Donald Trump - Jon Voight
Melania Trump - Kate Beckinsale
Rudy Giuliani - Joe Pantoliano
Joe Biden - Craig T. Neilson
 
Laura Benanti on Colbert is one of the best things about this whole crappy administration. :funny:
 
If he didn't have all these sexual assault charges against him, I'd cast Kevin Spacey as Mike Pompeo. He's probably blacklisted now though.

For Senator Mitt Romney, how about Ted Danson?

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He'd have to dye his hair.
 
I’d actually have John Lithgow play Giuliani. His Colbert appearance was all parody but I think his serious acting creed is good enough he’d be able to walk the line between real life and satire very well.
 
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Trump: The Shadow King

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Giuliani: The Pale Man

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Mitch McConnell: Morla
 
Brendan Gleeson has been cast as Trump in the movie being made on Comey's book. I feel like that is a pretty spot on casting choice

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Amanda Seyfried as Ivanka

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Pale Man looks more like McConnell.

Whoever they get for McConnell, he'll either have to have no neck, or they're going to have to give him a prosthetic piece to wear to blend his head with his neck.

How about John Getz as Joe Biden?

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Craig T. Neilson is the better Biden. They have the same smile.
 
Craig T. Neilson is the better Biden. They have the same smile.

Yeah, but just like Voight, Nelson would only appear in this movie if it glorifies Trump and s***s on marginalized groups.
 
Brendan Gleeson has been cast as Trump in the movie being made on Comey's book. I feel like that is a pretty spot on casting choice

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Amanda Seyfried as Ivanka

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Gleeson is good; never would have thought of him but it works. Apparently Jeff Daniels is playing Comey; kinda tough to picture that one physically, but I’m sure he’ll pull it off in the acting department.
 
If not Jon Voight, how about Vincent D'Onofrio as Trump? He can bring some of his Kingpin corruption to the role. Don't know if he could do Trump's voice though.
 
Brendan Gleeson has been cast as Trump in the movie being made on Comey's book. I feel like that is a pretty spot on casting choice


General Hux can be Don Jr. :hehe:
 

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