Ages ago Mad Magazine came out with Christmas Bills (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
Piled on the floor
Everyday the mailman comes and brings a dozen more
Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
How the stores will swear, when they soon discover that my bank account is bear
Dashing off the cheques
All in great amounts
Mailing them today
Knowing they will bounce
Bill collectors come
Notify my boss
Now they get my salary
My life's a total loss
Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
I'll go broke and then
When next Christmas rolls around
I'll do it all again