Conan Exiles gets spotlighted for nudity and for its digital comic
February 14, 2017 32 comments
The long-standing joke, for ages, was the man who adamantly explains to others that he purchases Playboy magazine for the
articles, not the pictures of naked women.
The online version has provided an amusing reversal on the trope; one of the writers plays
Conan Exiles not for the nudity, but
for the immersion you get by being naked in the middle of the desert. Because if you can't imagine a hot wind blowing across your dangly bits before you build yourself a shelter, what's the point?
One may assume that the game's comic features less content related to those aforementioned dangly bits and more content related to the Exiled Lands and the lore behind them. If you haven't already read the one-shot digital comic, or if you have and really want to know more about what went into making it, there's
an interview up now with the writer. And yet it doesn't mention the importance of nudity once. How
weird.
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Conan Exiles' biggest patch to date is coming this week
February 14, 2017 16 comments
Hold on to any complaints that you might have about
Conan Exiles right now, because they may not be valid in a few days' time.
Funcom gave a sneak peek of this week's patch today, telling players that it's the largest that the team has assembled for the survival sandbox to date.
Among the many changes and additions on tap are improvements to server performance, less jittery NPCs, arrows that fly with a purpose, a balance pass on bows, rhinos that won't try to walk through you, feat rebalancing, a nerf to emu XP (noo!), better-looking female heads, uniforms for the Dogs of the Desert, and a kibosh on the ability to punch rocks into bits ("This privilege is reserved only for Conan himself.").
The team also announced a couple of changes to how land claiming will work with this update: "Small placeables will no longer claim land, and NPC camps now have their own land claim to prevent people from building so close to them that they stop spawning NPCs."
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Conan Exiles unloads its kitchen sink patch and opens up its test server
February 15, 2017 9 comments
The sizable update that
Conan Exiles fans have been anticipating since, uh,
yesterday has finally arrived on the servers. Chants of "
Patch 15.2.2017! Patch 15.2.2017!" are being heard around the world as players rejoice about all of the improvements to the bloodthirsty sandbox, including feat rebalancing and girl heads that don't look deformed. This game has high standards!
If you don't want to be caught off-guard with any future releases, you now have the option to check out bleeding-edge builds
on the new "testlive" server. While not all upcoming patches will be posted to this branch, those that are will be available to anyone to test, whether player or server admin. There are also new forums devoted to all things testlive, although only forum mods and Funcom staff can make new threads there.
"Testlive builds can be played online on an official Funcom server or offline locally," Funcom said. "The Testlive server will be reset constantly, so don’t get very attached to your progress there."Read more
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