MY HILL!! Game

[Superwoman Prime]

The 16-wheeler was rigged with explosives, which I detonate. The fires die down, and I walk up, claiming my hill.

 

[Raelis Shae]

Jumping out of the truck in time, I climb the hill and throw a net over Prime. He struggles and loses his balance, and once again it is MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

The net was made of cheap string. I bite through with my teeth and escape. I spin Rae around until she's dizzy and passes out. MINE

 

[Raelis Shae]

I wake up and pull Prime's jacket over his head. I push him off MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I supposedly break my neck. The cops soon come and arrest Raelis. Meanwhile, I escape from the hospital, perfectly OK, and claim MY HILL! I WIN! =D

 

[Raelis Shae]

My lawyer shows photographic evidence that Prime faked his injury. I reclaim my freedom and the police arrest Prime for false accusation and defamation. The judge gives me sole and eternal ownership of my hill!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I arrange a mass jail break the same night and sneak all the way back. I tie up Rae while she sleeps and use her as a scarecrow on MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

My lab grown flying monkeys fly off with both Prime and Raelis, depositing them in the burning caldera of an active volcano. MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I am able to hold on to the volcano's caldera edge and save myself from death. I climb out and disable Roadkill with a stun gun. He collapses and I push him off MY HILL!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I stand on a small stone island, surrounded by molten lava, and watch Raelis escape. I remain stoic as my body ignites in flame and I'm eventually obscured by the glowing fountains of hellish heat.

 

[Roadkill]

Ah, but Raelis has foolishly disregarded the army of flying monkeys hovering over her head! They swoop in to pick her up and then drop her from a height of 10,000 feet. MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I use my parachute to land safely. I order 5 tons of bananas and some TNT. Roadkill's flying monkeys smell the fruit and fight over it. Roadkill attempts to control his airborne simians, but slips on some banana skin. I throw him over the bananas and detonate the TNT. Bananas and the rest go BOOM! My. Hill.

 

[Roadkill]

Roadkill Mk 15 de-vats, forges the One Ring, and sends his Nazgul buddies to sweep Raelis off MY HILL!