Random Chat Logs

[twylight]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ "poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssttttttttttttttttt"

 

[Byrd Man]

(.y.)

 

[twylight]

Funny looking cleavage...

 

[Byrd Man]

I know! She has like a deformed boob or something.

 

[twylight]

You should post and I'll send you some nice cleavage.

 

[Byrd Man]

Really now? What website do you plan to get the picture from?

 

[twylight]

None?

 

[wiegeabo]

*furiously types a post*

 

[trustyside-kick]

trusty says
starting point would be if there are any previews to the book
u know of any?

Master Bruce says
Well... there's this
https://read.dccomics.com/comixology/#/issue/14238/DC-Digital-Comics-Sneak-Peeks-9-7-11
Free to read online

trusty says
o dear god
u linked me to something with liefeld panel art within
u evil bastard

Master Bruce says


trusty says
mother ****er!
>_<
IM BLIND

Master Bruce says
To be fair, the Giffen art is thrown in there to balance it out
Soothe the pain if you will

trusty says
EVERY
****ING
FACE
IS
THE
SAME
@______________________@
insert the ****ing Total Recal GIF of the dude exploding, plx
dear god
I CANT LOOK AWAYY

Master Bruce says
Figures
Swamp Thing is the LAST preview in the entire damn book
Way to promote, DC

trusty says
IM STILL STUCK AT THE LIEFELD ****
I HATE U

 

[Andy C.]

Master Bruce says
I guess I should be grateful Dick didn't send him a slew of "Yo momma so fat" jokes
Andrew Cayse says
or one of those 'Hitler freaking out over some stupid ********' videos
Master Bruce says
Dick creates one
Hitler rants about Batman killing his dad
Then Dick sends him another link, only for Batman to be rickrolled
"....god DAMN that kid. I really thought he had the new Star Wars deleted scenes on hand."
Andrew Cayse says
next is one of Dick practicing his sweet moves with a golf ball retriever
Master Bruce says
Turns out that Dick isn't training to be a vigilante, he's hoping to become a Jedi
Andrew Cayse says
it'll be all Batman can do to stop him from turning when Lex Luthor offers him a working lightsaber
Master Bruce says
"Use the force, Dick."
"....alrighty."
*Dick takes Lexsaber, stabs Batman in the gut*
"The force is telling me you're kind of a *****ucker."
Andrew Cayse says
Batman: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Master Bruce says
Batman: *lifting Palpatine* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Andrew Cayse says
Fans everywhere: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Master Bruce says
Batman: *making waffles* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Andy C.]

Master Bruce says
Wow.
Just skimmed through Hawk and Dove again, and I noticed that panel you told me about
Eck
Andrew Cayse says
**** like that just burns in your eye, like an ember when you're sitting too close to a campfire
just "AAAAAAAAGH GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD ****ING DAMMIT!"
Master Bruce says
Wow, that's a pretty apt analogy
Now I'm going to think of Liefeld every time my eyes burn
Andrew Cayse says
anyway, I'ma go play some vidyagames
Master Bruce says
Not vidyagames!
Andrew Cayse says
oh yes!
VIDYAGAMES.
Master Bruce says
Batman: *doing laundry* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"YEEEEEEE-I mean NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

 

[Spike_x1]

You guys bought Hawk and Dove?

Isn't it, like, against the law or something to support Liefeld?

 

[wiegeabo]

Who said I bought it? ...

I still haven't gotten around to reading it.

 

[Andy C.]

You guys bought Hawk and Dove?

Isn't it, like, against the law or something to support Liefeld?

I pirated it. Stealing from Liefeld is not only forgiveable, but it'll actually get you into heaven.

 

[Batman]

Sadly, even in Heaven, you'll never regain the vision lost from having to gaze upon his atrocious artwork.

 

[wiegeabo]

I'm looking at the first page.

It's getting harder...to...thinkgleargleflargleblargle...

 

[trustyside-kick]

trusty says
If we do that, then newbies will get hopeful.
Once they get hopeful, they will aspire to do things.

NiteMare Shape says
and maybe that's just what we need

trusty says
Next they will be asking for rights!
THEY'LL THINK THEY ARE PEOPLE!!
You're going to shaken up the status quo

NiteMare Shape says
is that such a bad thing?

trusty says
You have to ask?! If you won't see to the truth. I'm afraid I must execute you. I...I can't be seen with you.
Been nice knowing you, NiteMare.

NiteMare Shape says
honestly,

trusty says
dude im ****ing with u

NiteMare Shape says
I know
and I'm ****ing with you right back
I'm the "straight" man in this routine
and that's probably the first and last time you'll ever see me say that I'm straight in anything, with quotation marks

trusty says
heh, you don't know just how wrong you are about that

 

[twylight]

twylight:
I am so jealous of yours and MB's bromance *runs off to Shlee*

Byrd:
Yeah, run off to Shlee....just let me watch.

twylight:
NEVER

Byrd:
You and Shlee > MB and I

twylight:
we are pretty epic. We're the best non-lesbian lesbian couple around.

Byrd:
MB and I are epic, you and Shlee are sexy. Sexy trumps epic any day of the week.

twylight:
I wanna be epic! .....We should go head to head! I don't know how but MAKE IT HAPPEN. MB & Byrd vs Shlee & twy

Byrd:
Yeah, you and I take each other on. Shlee scares me. Her boobies would strangle me. It would be the best death ever.

twylight:
I'd totally win anyway though?

Byrd:
.......

Byrd:
I change my mind. I'll take on Shlee.

twylight:
Thatta boy

 

[twylight]

twylight:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=21656143&postcount=844

Cori:
ROFL

Cori:
If you and Shlee were a comic, Mysti would ship you to the ground

twylight:
HAHAHA

Cori:
She'd also ship MB and Byrd, but not as hard

 

[Batman]

I approve of every bit of this.

 

[Supergirl]

Especially your Foe-Yay with Byrd.

 

[twylight]

twylight: THERE you are
wiegeabo: no. this is my EMH. Emergency Meebo Hologram
twylight:
wiegeabo: it's ok. I turned him off. He can be a bit of a dick
twylight: LOL I need to see EMH more often
wiegeabo:
wiegeabo: women and their thing for jerks
twylight: Yep
wiegeabo: "That jerk just made me cry...I want him so bad right now!"
twylight: It's so true though! We hate the ones who care about us.
wiegeabo: dammit, women! Make sense!!!
twylight: NO! STOP BEING SO NICE
wiegeabo: once an *******, always an *******. stop trying to change us! THEM! I mean them...
twylight: NEVER
wiegeabo: Who's a guy gotta treat like crap to get some attention around here
twylight: Any woman he wants.

 

[twylight]

Two days later...

twylight: this guy is soooo sweet
wiegeabo: I thought you liked bad boys. Make up your mind!
twylight: I want a bad boy who can be sweet
wiegeabo: so you want an oxymoron
twylight: Can you find me one?
wiegeabo: There's probably one out there. Only 3.5 billion men to sort through...

 

[wiegeabo]

Byrd: If you did pick Luthor, I would like to try and work out a bit of a shared history that took place in the five years between Action and Superman.
Byrd: Just to keep us from contradicting each other.
wiegeabo: cool
wiegeabo: the more I think about it, the more I like it.
wiegeabo: Can't decide between Luthor and Godfrey now
wiegeabo: but I think I want to be a villain for a change
Byrd: Just don't spend six ****in seasons turning them into a hero.
wiegeabo: I think I'll spend three seasons killing Superman
Byrd: Works for me
wiegeabo: Ah, so I have permission to kill Superman. Better chat log this as proof
Byrd: No, wait. I thought you said "trying to kill" Nooooooooooooooo!
wiegeabo: I'm a businessman. It's all in the wording