Hey, I'm Gamera. I haven't played Twilight Princess but I just KNOW it's the best game ever because it's called Zelda. The franchise never took a dip before, why would it when it was a last generation game with a control gimmick slapped on?
I also know that Red Steel is a Halo killer, because you play it with a nunchuck. It doesn't matter that the AI and graphics suck, or that it's behind the times, all that matters is it's a Wii game and I decided to like it for that soul reason.
Excite Truck: It's actually the best racing game of all time because you play it with the remote. Forget the fact that there aren't many tracks, that winning doesn't matter as much as collecting stars, or that you can complete the whole game in a sitting, because you can play it with the remote!
Excuse me while I go look at mutant breasts.