What I learned From Marvel:

[Kitsune]

70. Great advertising,even with bad events like Civil War..can be successful,if you market it to buyers right.

Making actual drastic changes no matter how bad they are, sells more comics than rehashing the a 20 year old storyline.

 

[Blaktin America]

71. It's ok to pine over your dead ex. Its actually encouraged by your current wife.

 

[Kitsune]

Gamma rays help you bulk up better than those protean shakes.

 

[moraldeficiency]

73. Radiation in small doses will always be fatal but massive doses of radiation that would reduce you to dust will not only never harm you but will always give you superpowers

74. If you see a strange potion in a crazy scientists lab, don't ask any questions just drink it

 

[Mara Jane]

75. If an unattractive, middle aged female character is introduced, she'll be hot and young in no time.

 

[Blaktin America]

76.The bilionaire proliferation amongst the superhero community is way better than actual society.

 

[Blaktin America]

77. Though I have the power to stop people from hating and killing each other. I'll protest and go the political route while people hate and kill each other.

 

[imdaly]

78. If you are a male superhero, it's only a matter of time before a female version of you pops up.

79. There is ALWAYS a way to undo the past.

80. Marvel time goes roughly 1/4 the speed of our time, yet Marvel heroes usually still celebrate X-Mas and get snow about every 12 issues.

 

[Blaktin America]

81. By the time I see the next issue of various titles we might realistically have flying cars.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

82. Lame powers/minor presence in overall scheme of things = Intense emotional background, disassociative identity disorder, spousal abuse, the creation of murderous androids...

83. Nobody believes any scientist with groundbreaking discoveries, forcing him into a life of crime to fund his research

84. Gods and monsters instantly defer to a self righteous patriot with low-level powers

 

[moraldeficiency]

85. If you sleep with matt murdock, bullseye will kill you sometime soon.

86. Even if you can move at the speed to dodge bullets, guys like the rhino are still going to punch you in the face every so often.

 

[Doc Destruction]

87. If you are even remotely happy at ALL, live it up. It won't last very long.

 

[moraldeficiency]

88. Whatever superpower you get, no matter how useful and helpful it might be, the only way to actually profit from it is to rob people or banks.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

87. If you are even remotely happy at ALL, live it up. It won't last very long.

You don't need Marvel to tell you that.

Pursue the life of a superhero in the way that some people are portrayed would be like devoting your life to your accountant job. It's doomed to fail.

LOGIC will tell you that.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Fair enough!

 

[Blaktin America]

88. Any drastic change for good will be undone immediately.

89. Any drastic change that sucks usually gets spinoffs.

 

[Paloogin]

90. Cool people have earrings. In the Ultimate Universe, all people have earrings.

 

[Mara Jane]

91. Prisons apparently are not made to actually hold criminals, and the death penalty does not exist for even the most vile serial killers.

 

[3dman27]

92 when you're related to a super-hero and know his secret identity you end up encountering more costumed weirdos than HE does
and likeing at leas tHALF of them

 

[Zoken]

93: Everyone qualifies for parole

94: No matter how heinous the crime, the governement will ALWAYS make a deal with villains, usually to kill a hero(es)

 

[PhotoJones]

95. Pete Wisdom deserves at least one mini every 10 years, no matter how unsuccessful they may be.

 

[Spider-spy]

96. Domino masks are incredibly easy to find and all come with reflective lenses.

 

[PhotoJones]

97. The standard loop for the X-Men franchise is Unsuccessful Revamp followed by Return to Status Quo. Rinse, repeat.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

93: Everyone qualifies for parole

94: No matter how heinous the crime, the governement will ALWAYS make a deal with villains, usually to kill a hero(es)

No no. No matter how heinous the crime, the government will strike a deal with a villan if something less than heroic but deemed necessary (and usually is) needs doing.

 

[fifthfiend]

Dunno if it's been mentioned -

98. If you're the female acquaintance of a superhero, somebody's going to murder you. There's nothing you can do about it, just accept the inevitability. On the plus side you've got maybe a 70% chance of coming back. On the minus side someone will probably take it as an excuse to clone you. And nobody wants a clone.

99. Everybody has a ****ing clone. Clones have ****ing clones.