KangConquers
Purple Kang, Purple Kang
- Joined
- Jul 1, 2004
- Messages
- 7,153
- Reaction score
- 7
- Points
- 33
112: If you are a time-travelling old man, you will inevitably be thwarted by your middle-age self who wishes not to become you; if you're a time travelling middle-aged man, you'll inevitably be thwarted by your teenage self, who wishes not to become you. You will fall to your youngerself despite pressumably living through these events in your past.
113: Despite zillions of new expirements, the ultimate serum will always be the one that made a guy just "olympic level."
114: If an object is indestructible, you'll never find out why; Marvel doesn't know why, either.
115: If you are a minor Silver Age villain, you've been forgotten. If you're a minor Silver Age Spider-Man villain, you've been in 300 issues, had your own mini and have a myspace fan group based on you.
116: Characters are only vulnerable when the situation calls for it; a character can be shot 4 times in the chest by an automatic weapon and survive, but if his girlfriend shoots him in the stomach with a hand gun, it's all over.
117: No matter how many times you kill the Red Skull, Magneto or Doctor Doom, they will be back within 12-18 months, which is like 2 months of continuity.
118: Despite the fact that almost every superhero eventually gets wrongly accused of a crime and arrested, the only heroes the Ohotmu lists as having a criminal record are the ones that are supposed to be anti-heroes.
119: If you're black, and have your own series, you won't be able to make it 3 issues without massive exploitation of your race to sell comics.
120: The smaller a nation is, the better their technology is.
121: Despite killing their girlfriend, their uncle, their father, their sidekick or their child, the hero will feel compelled to let the arch-villain who's tormented him so live, even though he knows the villain will just do it again.
122: List of priorities in your life: Dead college girlfriend > dead Uncle > Aunt> Wife > Child
123: Every superhero team must have it's closeness punctuated with a convoluted family tree that involves villains, heroes, androids, clones, and artificial spriit children. The end result of these lines will be some evil tyrrant; but that is only one possible future.
113: Despite zillions of new expirements, the ultimate serum will always be the one that made a guy just "olympic level."
114: If an object is indestructible, you'll never find out why; Marvel doesn't know why, either.
115: If you are a minor Silver Age villain, you've been forgotten. If you're a minor Silver Age Spider-Man villain, you've been in 300 issues, had your own mini and have a myspace fan group based on you.
116: Characters are only vulnerable when the situation calls for it; a character can be shot 4 times in the chest by an automatic weapon and survive, but if his girlfriend shoots him in the stomach with a hand gun, it's all over.
117: No matter how many times you kill the Red Skull, Magneto or Doctor Doom, they will be back within 12-18 months, which is like 2 months of continuity.
118: Despite the fact that almost every superhero eventually gets wrongly accused of a crime and arrested, the only heroes the Ohotmu lists as having a criminal record are the ones that are supposed to be anti-heroes.
119: If you're black, and have your own series, you won't be able to make it 3 issues without massive exploitation of your race to sell comics.
120: The smaller a nation is, the better their technology is.
121: Despite killing their girlfriend, their uncle, their father, their sidekick or their child, the hero will feel compelled to let the arch-villain who's tormented him so live, even though he knows the villain will just do it again.
122: List of priorities in your life: Dead college girlfriend > dead Uncle > Aunt> Wife > Child
123: Every superhero team must have it's closeness punctuated with a convoluted family tree that involves villains, heroes, androids, clones, and artificial spriit children. The end result of these lines will be some evil tyrrant; but that is only one possible future.