The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.2

[Hound55]

I f***ing love that word. It's so satisfying to call someone you really, truly hate that.

I don't think I've ever used it in that context, ever.

See, this is why I could see me getting into strife in the States. I can just see myself standing at the bar next to some girl trying to get the bartender's attention only for him to pass by without noticing and takes someone else's order.

"Why you slippery little c***..."

The woman next to me takes offence, the bar freezes, a horde of angry people descend on me and two weeks later I wake up from my coma, no longer able to eat foods which can't pass through a straw...

 

[Tron Bonne]

So, that X-Men: First Class trailer didn't look that bad at all. Still not something I think I'll be tripping over to watch, but that was pretty solid.

 

[lixdexia]

He is a god

A sexy bearded god in electric sex pants

i read everything in his voice now, it's kind of amazing.

I do not like the term 'munching carpets' sandwraith it offends and upsets me

see below

In fairness, "munching carpet" is not exclusive to the lesbian community (and thank God for that, am I right ladies?) the term which made me raise an eyebrow was "Gayfolk"...

exactly, it's just a term for a sexual act, one of my favorite sexual acts. they tend to taste like tang so i can pretend i'm a sexy astronaut

I f***ing love that word. It's so satisfying to call someone you really, truly hate that.

personal favorite

So, that X-Men: First Class trailer didn't look that bad at all. Still not something I think I'll be tripping over to watch, but that was pretty solid.

i think i'm in the minority here, but it looks like a greatest hits version of the previous x-films just with different actors.

 

[Hound55]

I disagree with your title. In nature, it's almost exclusively the winners that eat meat.

In fact, checking who is eating meat is normally a pretty good gauge for "Who has won recently?"

 

[BlackLantern]

X-Men: First Class...more like X:Men: First Ass


and that will probably be the title of the adult film version

 

[Manic]

X-Men: First Class...more like X:Men: First Ass


and that will probably be the title of the adult film version

"Listen closely, my friend. Doing me in the ass will not bring you peace."

"It'll bring me a piece of dat ass!"

[CUE: Casio keyboard music]

 

[Hound55]

X-Men: Fist Ass?

 

[Tron Bonne]

i think i'm in the minority here, but it looks like a greatest hits version of the previous x-films just with different actors.

Yeah, I think you are. I actually felt the trailer did a fairly decent job of not doing that outside maybe an instance or two. I can't recall a time in the previous X-Films when Magneto picked up a submarine, or Professor X...walked.

 

[BlackLantern]

"Listen closely, my friend. Doing me in the ass will not bring you peace."

"It'll bring me a piece of dat ass!"

[CUE: Casio keyboard music]

Most pron these days don't even bother with music anymore...they put a bit of music in the beginning, before the clothes come off, to make it seem like an actual movie or something but that is about it

 

[Kane52630]

X-Men: First Class...more like X:Men: First Ass


and that will probably be the title of the adult film version

Bad form and bad pun.

X-Men: Fist Ass?

ah, much better

 

[BlackLantern]

XXX-Men: Fist Ass??

 

[Kane52630]

XXX-Men: Fist Ass??

Now you're just stating the obvious.

 

[Mystirious]

The Vegan Police are going to be Hound

So, that X-Men: First Class trailer didn't look that bad at all. Still not something I think I'll be tripping over to watch, but that was pretty solid.

It looks much better than I thought it would be

i read everything in his voice now, it's kind of amazing.

exactly, it's just a term for a sexual act, one of my favorite sexual acts. they tend to taste like tang so i can pretend i'm a sexy astronaut

You dont have to tell me how great it is

I know

But that phrase is not just used to describe a sexual act it is often used in a derogatory way towards lesbians

That is why I do not like that phrase

 

[lixdexia]

I disagree with your title. In nature, it's almost exclusively the winners that eat meat.

In fact, checking who is eating meat is normally a pretty good gauge for "Who has won recently?"

it's the measure i use for winners. the better the meat, the more they've won.

Yeah, I think you are. I actually felt the trailer did a fairly decent job of not doing that outside maybe an instance or two. I can't recall a time in the previous X-Films when Magneto picked up a submarine, or Professor X...walked.

dodging missiles in the x-jet just like #2, good guy kinda becoming a bad guy just like #2, teleporting fight scene just like #2, screaming cerebro scene just like #1, angsty "we're all alone"ness just like all of them.

and how is that picking up a submarine thing exciting people? singer had superman lifting a ship out of the water in returns, and on top of that it just looks kinda dull.
"hey check out this cool scene!"
"it's just a submarine?"
"yeah, but...it's in the air! subs don't belong there!"
"but...it's not doing any thing...?"

 

[Mystirious]

X-Men: Fist Ass?

I would watch that

 

[Hound55]

Behold, the evolution of how a porno gets named.

Well done boys, we'll take a break then dick around with the Casio for a good ten minutes and that should be the pre-production work done...

The actors can get to rooting for their two days shooting (if you'll pardon the pun) we'll meat back to groan and make the slurping sounds of bodily fluid in the foley booth and we should have this thing on shelves by Monday...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

XXX-Men: Fist Ass??

Hahahaha

 

[Tron Bonne]

dodging missiles in the x-jet just like #2, good guy kinda becoming a bad guy just like #2, teleporting fight scene just like #2, screaming cerebro scene just like #1, angsty "we're all alone"ness just like all of them.

The Cerebro one was an intentional link to show the film continuity to be the same, since the trailer began with Stewart using it. The others, eh, I wasn't reminded of their predecessors that much, and some of them, like the missiles and good guy turn, is far from X-Men exclusive tropes. And the 'We're alone thing' is pretty much the core of the X-Men. If that wasn't there, there'd probably be no point in even making it a X-Men film

and how is that picking up a submarine thing exciting people? singer had superman lifting a ship out of the water in returns, and on top of that it just looks kinda dull.
"hey check out this cool scene!"
"it's just a submarine?"
"yeah, but...it's in the air! subs don't belong there!"
"but...it's not doing any thing...?"

Yeah, and you know what, Superman doing that was pretty cool in SR. You're just being a lix with this one.

 

[Hound55]

The Vegan Police are going to be Hound

Tom Jane is the winning exception to the rule.

 

[lixdexia]

damn wonky hype

 

[Kane52630]

heres some more that I thought of

Green Bangtern
Transgenders 3: Dark Side of my Ass

 

[lixdexia]

The Cerebro one was an intentional link to show the film continuity to be the same, since the trailer began with Stewart using it. The others, eh, I wasn't reminded of their predecessors that much, and some of them, like the missiles and good guy turn, is far from X-Men exclusive tropes. And the 'We're alone thing' is pretty much the core of the X-Men. If that wasn't there, there'd probably be no point in even making it a X-Men film

is is no point in making another x-men film. they've said their peace on the subject. this exists to make money, that's all.

Yeah, and you know what, Superman doing that was pretty cool in SR. You're just being a lix with this one.

"oh! lookit! he's lifting something again! i'm not sure my heart can take it as he moves something that was in one spot to another spot at a reasonable not particularly super speed! truly, this is the pinnacle of film!"

 

[Darthphere]

It's just sad how many really good actors are being wasted in this film. Oh Rose Byrne. Oh my Fassbender. McAvoy, why do you make so many ****** movies?

 

[BlackLantern]

Mcavoy and Byrne deserve so much better

I get that McAvoy is a fan, so he got tricked into it

 

[BlackLantern]

Mcavoy and Byrne deserve so much better

I get that McAvoy is a fan, so he got tricked into it