SHHFFL XV - The OFFICIAL Fantasy Football League of SHHype!!!

[Themanofbat]

Week 9 Recap

HawkPride Gives a Pearl Necklace to The Pickled Peppers, Rises to Eighth Place

Heavily-Armed Lemurs Whips the Brown Belt on Coastal Camel Toes to Even Season Series

In the "Tight as $5 ****e" Bowl, Deadcruisers Comes Back to Nipple Tweak Latverian Locos for Seventh Straight Win

Matt's Man-Spiders Raw Dawg's the Fart Box on House Hush, Moves Up to Ninth Place

New York Spiders Poo Punches SF's Backstabbers to Bring Series Record to 2-0

Regulators Rodgers W'sOrNothing, Tacks On Fifth Consecutive Win

The Incredible Hulks (_)_) c===/_)_) The Butterflies, Yet to Lose in Series

The HH Jabronis Rides the Marmite Motoway with The Hobbit Brigade to Even Season Series

WEEK 9 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

4. SF's Backstabbers - 5-4-0 (L2)
8. HawkPride - 4-5-0 (W1)
11. The Pickled Peppers - 3-6-0 (L2)
15. New York Spiders - 2-7-0 (W1)

National Division

2. Regulators - 7-2-0 (W5)
5. Deadcruisers - 7-2-0 (W7)
7. Latverian Locos - 5-4-0 (L1)
13. W'sOrNothing - 3-6-0 (L1)

Gold Key Division

1. The Incredible Hulks - 8-1-0 (W1)
6. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-3-0 (L1)
10. The Butterflies - 4-5-0 (L1)
14. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 3-6-0 (W1)

Fawcett Division

3. House Hush - 6-3-0 (L1)
9. Matt's Man-Spiders - 4-5-0 (W1)
12. The Hobbit Brigade - 3-6-0 (L1)
16. The HH Jabronis - 2-7-0 (W1)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]

The Streak Continues

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'm only 3 games away from the division lead. Still have a chance!

 

[Themanofbat]

I'm only 3 games away from the division lead. Still have a chance!

I just looked at the schedule, and it's possible... the stars have to lign up a little, but it's possible to win this division with a 6-7 record while the rest of us sit at 5-8...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

I somehow managed to win even with Brett Hundley in as my QB and Fournette getting benched at the last minute.

 

[Themanofbat]

I somehow managed to win even with Brett Hundley in as my QB and Fournette getting benched at the last minute.

Your win was so epic, I had to describe it with symbols rather than words in the Weekly Recap.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Your win was so epic, I had to describe it with symbols rather than words in the Weekly Recap.

I enjoyed the implication of the butt secks

 

[JewishHobbit]

Wow... that A.J. Green touchdown flipped my and CC's game at the last second. Lets hope these last 5 or 6 minutes of the 1:00 games keeps it that way.

 

[ComicChick]

 

[JewishHobbit]

 

[Themanofbat]

Week 10 Recap

Deadcruisers Gives Lubeless Buggering to The Pickled Peppers, Notches Eighth in a Row

The Hobbit Brigade DP's Coastal Camel Toes, Claims Ninth Place

W'sOrNothing Arse Waxes HawkPride, Grabs 10th Place

House Hush Fist ***** Heavily-Armed Lemurs, Puts Them in 15th Place

SF's Backstabbers Gives Pearl Necklace to Latverian Locos, Gets Big Win

The Incredible Hulks Gives a Cop's Delight over Matt's Man-Spiders, Puts Them in 12th Place

New York Spiders (_)_) c==/_)_) Regulators, Grabs 13th Place

The Butterflies Breaks the Behymen Against The HH Jabronis, Moves to Eighth Place

WEEK 10 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

4. SF's Backstabbers - 6-4-0 (W1)
11. HawkPride - 4-6-0 (L1)
13. New York Spiders - 3-7-0 (W2)
14. The Pickled Peppers - 3-7-0 (L3)

National Division

2. Deadcruisers - 8-2-0 (W8)
5. Regulators - 7-3-0 (L1)
7. Latverian Locos - 5-5-0 (L2)
10. W'sOrNothing - 4-6-0 (W1)

Gold Key Division

1. The Incredible Hulks - 9-1-0 (W2) X
6. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-4-0 (L2)
8. The Butterflies - 5-5-0 (W1)
15. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 3-7-0 (L1)

Fawcett Division

3. House Hush - 7-3-0 (W1)
9. The Hobbit Brigade - 4-6-0 (W1)
12. Matt's Man-Spiders - 4-6-0 (L1)
16. The HH Jabronis - 2-8-0 (L1)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Themanofbat]

I enjoyed the implication of the butt secks

I'm thinking you'll appreciate the one less equality symbol this week. t:

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

 

[Kane52630]

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I hope you're ready The Incredible Hulk.

 

[Themanofbat]

Unless the Butterflies catches fire and the Camel Toes caca the bed, those teams in bold should be our playoff teams...

BUT one never knows...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

[YT]j6q1-WKtLtM[/YT]​

I hope you're ready The Incredible Hulk.

Ready for you to unleash Andy Dalton on me?

I dont know if there's any preparation for that???

 

[Kane52630]

Oh, i'm not SF's Backstabbers. I'm saying are you ready to face me... the Deadcrusiers... once we eventually get to the finals?

 

[JewishHobbit]

Ready for you to unleash Andy Dalton on me?

I dont know if there's any preparation for that???

I have Dalton in my dynasty league. He's not threatening at all and that makes me sad.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Oh, i'm not SF's Backstabbers. I'm saying are you ready to face me... the Deadcrusiers... once we eventually get to the finals?

oh right.

well then we shall see. We both have tough games this week as #1 plays #4 and #2 plays #3. Preview of the semifinals of the playoffs perhaps.

 

[Themanofbat]

I have Dalton in my dynasty league. He's not threatening at all and that makes me sad.

Reading this knowing you're a Bengals fan makes that Jack Nicholson gif even funnier hahaha...

 

[JewishHobbit]

 

[Themanofbat]

Week 11 Recap

Heavily-Armed Lemurs Goes One-Man Buck-Ackee over The Pickled Peppers, Moves Up to 13th Place

Coastal Camel Toes Gets a Rim Job Against HawkPride, Drops Them into 12th Place

Deadcruisers Butt Pounds House Hush, Makes It Nine in a Row

Matt's Man-Spiders Gives Pearl Necklace to Latverian Locos to Move into 10th Place

The Butterflies Delivers Fudge Pizza to New York Spiders to Capture Seventh Place

In a Battle of Division Leaders, The Incredible Hulks (_)_) c===/_)_) SF's Backstabbers, Tacks On Third Straight Win

Regulators DP`s The HH Jabronis

W'sOrNothing Spouges on The Hobbit Brigade, Moves to Ninth Place

WEEK 11 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

4. SF's Backstabbers - 6-5-0 (L1)
12. HawkPride - 4-7-0 (L2)
14. New York Spiders - 3-8-0 (L1)
15. The Pickled Peppers - 3-8-0 (L4)

National Division

2. Deadcruisers - 9-2-0 (W9) X
5. Regulators - 8-3-0 (W1)
8. Latverian Locos - 5-6-0 (L1)
9. W'sOrNothing - 5-6-0 (W2)

Gold Key Division

1. The Incredible Hulks - 10-1-0 (W3) XYZ
6. Coastal Camel Toes - 7-4-0 (W1)
7. The Butterflies - 6-5-0 (W2)
13. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 4-7-0 (W1)

Fawcett Division

3. House Hush - 7-4-0 (L1)
10. Matt's Man-Spiders - 5-6-0 (W1)
11. The Hobbit Brigade - 4-7-0 (L1)
16. The HH Jabronis - 2-9-0 (L2)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Themanofbat]

In the only game that matters this week, CCToes plays the Butterflies...

If CCToes wins, she`s in the playoffs.
If the Butterflies win, it sets up an important win or die situation for both teams in Week 13.

 

[Themanofbat]

Week 12 Recap

The Pickled Peppers Gives a Cop's Delight to SF's Backstabbers to Avenge Prior Loss

Coastal Camel Toes Clinches Playoff Spot With Comeback Arse Gouging of The Butterflies

W'sOrNothing Gives Lubeless Ram Job to Deadcruisers, Tacks On Third Straight Win

New York Spiders Gives Pirate Eye to HawkPride, Grabs 13th Place

Heavily-Armed Lemurs Comes from Behind to Delivers a Surprise Cream Filled Fudge Pizza to The Incredible Hulks, Moves Up to 12th Place

The Hobbit Brigade Testicular Tweaks House Hush to Move into Ninth Place

Regulators Rides The Marmite Motorway over Latverian Locos, Climbs to Second Place

The HH Jabronis Becomes an Admiral Greek over Matt's Man-Spiders, Wins Season Series

WEEK 12 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

4. SF's Backstabbers - 6-6-0 (L2) XY
13. New York Spiders - 4-8-0 (W1)
14. HawkPride - 4-8-0 (L3)
15. The Pickled Peppers - 4-8-0 (W1)

National Division

2. Regulators - 9-3-0 (W2) X
5. Deadcruisers - 9-3-0 (L1) X
7. W'sOrNothing - 6-6-0 (W3)
10. Latverian Locos - 5-7-0 (L2)

Gold Key Division

1. The Incredible Hulks - 10-2-0 (L1) XYZ
6. Coastal Camel Toes - 8-4-0 (W2) X
8. The Butterflies - 6-6-0 (L1)
12. Heavily-Armed Lemurs - 5-7-0 (L1)

Fawcett Division

3. House Hush - 7-5-0 (L2) XY
9. The Hobbit Brigade - 5-7-0 (W1)
11. Matt's Man-Spiders - 5-7-0 (L1)
16. The HH Jabronis - 3-9-0 (W1)

X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye