The Ian McLounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

That would make a really good album cover for a mid-2000s emo band. Call it "The Sinking Feeling of Infinity" or something.

I expect a draft of said album cover before the night is over.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Does this make Gowron Putin or...?

He’s got a bit of a Yeltsin vibe to him.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I expect a draft of said album cover before the night is over.

K.

Spoiler

That'll be $134.99. American.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He’s got a bit of a Yeltsin vibe to him.

I don't know... Boris was a drinker. Gowron... Those eyes say one word: Cocaine.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

K.

Spoiler

That'll be $134.99. American.

I've seen better...

 

[Perfect Cell]

I don't know... Boris was a drinker. Gowron... Those eyes say one word: Cocaine.

Maybe Gowron hit that stage of drunk where you're basically out on your feet but are still challenging your friends to wrestle and throwing empty cans at police boats.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Maybe Gowron hit that stage of drunk where you're basically out on your feet but are still challenging your friends to wrestle and throwing empty cans at police boats.

That explains the heel turn on DS9.

As to the bolded Cell... That's oddly specific and I now want to know if you've been flagged by the Canadian Maritime Legal Authorities.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It was dark, they might not have been Canadian.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It was dark, they might not have been Canadian.

I saw that episode of LOST.

 

[Reek]

Captain Reek and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Captain Reek and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

This is my favorite Jimmy Buffet song.

 

[Reek]

I am the Lizard King

 

[Roose Bolton]

I am the Lizard King

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I am the Lizard King

 

[Micromind]

Who ever designed Goomba's face is a genius, he looks goofy, happy, sad and angry all at same time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So... Me on my last Pre-Covid date?

 

[Iceman]

@squeekness learning some squeekstunts.

 

[DKDetective]

A customer at work bought twelve enemas, and I have questions and concerns.

Reminds me of my days cleaning theaters. One time I found an open and empty package of jock straps in an auditorium. An empty package for EIGHT jock straps. I just...what did they do with all those jock straps? In a movie theater? I try not to think about it, but the question still haunts me, years later.

Those stories are cringe-inducing, but they don't compare to the stories my one friend used to tell me about when he worked at a Best Western during school. The things they found in people's rooms...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Those stories are cringe-inducing, but they don't compare to the stories my one friend used to tell me about when he worked at a Best Western during school. The things they found in people's rooms...

You have to believe me... That hooker was in there dead when I rented that room.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I like strong women:



I mean... You'll never need help moving a couch, right?

 

[Reek]

not sure I'd like to test out my wedding tackle with a woman who would probably whip my ass

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

not sure I'd like to test out my wedding tackle with a woman who would probably whip my ass

I look at it as always having back up.

 

[squeekness]

@squeekness learning some squeekstunts.

I'm just barely hanging on, lol.

 

[Iceman]

I'm just barely hanging on, lol.

Have you been practising that all weekend? Least you have one hand free to Hype while you’re doing it.

 

[squeekness]

Have you been practising that all weekend? Least you have one hand free to Hype while you’re doing it.

I got skillz!