Dear [SuperHeroHype]

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dear [Superherohype]

Apparently I posted in this thread last time it was active and I don't remember it. Help.

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear [Superhero Hype]

Dog Lips is loose again. You should get a better lock for his cage.

'fire

 

[TEDDY]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

I like to spam and be annoying. If I continue to do so, I note that all my stitching will be removed, and my innards replaced with the wooden shavings from a pencil sharpener.

... and now for the real question. Is it wrong for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?

 

[Immortalfire]

Dear Hype,

You shouldn't allow rapists like TEDDY on here.

'fire

 

[Kaleb]

Dear Superherohype


you are out of toilet paper,will replace bathroom towel


sincearly
Kal

 

[Ghostvirus]

Dear Superherohype

Just used bathroom towel to wipe face. help.

Carnage

 

[Fledermaus]

Dear [Superherohype]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Fled

 

[WorthyStevens]

Dear [Superherohype]

Why do hair plugs cause ulcers to the penis? Get back to me on this.

- WS

 

[04nbod]

dear superherohype

can you limit the amount of people who use the names brainiac and venom. how can i remember who brainiac 17 is and who brainiac 18 is?

-bod

 

[Fran]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

What happened to DOG LIPS saying "Vnomez!!11!!! "?



Thanks, fran.

 

[Kaleb]

Dear [superherohype]


My sister thinks you are cute

from
kal

p.s I still dont get the point of this thread

 

[Master Chief]

In honor of the adult swim bumps, I thought it would be nice for a thread from us to SuperHeroHype. Feel free to express yourself but in the form of a short letter. The size of a bump. So don't make 'em crazy long and don't put more than one at a time.


Here's an example.


Dear [SuperHeroHype]

I've often wondered how many times a day Hyper wags his head thingy. Could you count them for me?

Thanks for the chowder.


[Franklin Richards]

Wags it every 0.2 seconds so.

300 times a second.

18000 times a minute.

1080000 times an hour.

25920000 times a day.



o crap, this is why I failed math.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Dear [SuperHeroHype],

What did all the hundreds of carnivores on Noah's Ark EAT for 40 days and 40 nights ?

Been a while since I read the story but it said Noah took I think 7 of each clean animal.. two to repopulate and the rest for food and sacrefice. I'd assume they ate those

 

[Kaboom]

Dear [Superherohype]

what would happen if JAL showed up at Jessica Alba's wedding?
what would happen if people were nice to GAH?
what would happen if TFT was less emo?
what would happen to thehype if all motionm in the universe suddenly ceased?

Very Truly Yours,
Kaboom

 

[Franklin Richards]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.


Yours truly,

[Franklin Richards].

 

[Space Moose]

Dear [Superherohype]

How come sequels are so crap, yet so irresistable?

Your Truly,

Maxwell Atoms

 

[SpideyInATree]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

This is a two part question:

1. How do I take over a country?

2. Will my own country continue to hate my guts?

Forever yours,

George W. Bush

 

[Fledermaus]

Dear [Superherohype]

what would happen if JAL showed up at Jessica Alba's wedding?
what would happen if people were nice to GAH?
what would happen if TFT was less emo?
what would happen to thehype if all motionm in the universe suddenly ceased?

Very Truly Yours,
Kaboom

I'll field this one.
what would happen if JAL showed up at Jessica Alba's wedding?
When the minister said "does anybody object?" JAL would whip out his pistol and say "I do, with a vengeance!!!" and proceed to kill everyone.
what would happen if people were nice to GAH?
That would probably require GAH being nice first, so, it'll never happen.
what would happen if TFT was less emo?
She would stop cutting herself to impress Lance Bass.
what would happen to thehype if all motionm in the universe suddenly ceased?
The 'Hype Lag' wouldn't seem so bad.

 

[TEDDY]

Dear [Super Hero Hype]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will, be used in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you can not afford one, one will be issued to you by the state.

Do you understand you rights?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

Peyton Manning sucks. Right?

 

[TEDDY]

Dear [Superhero Hype]

The answer is indigo. Now quit asking!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

It burns when I pee. Does that mean I have a superpower?

[Franklin Richards]

 

[TEDDY]

Dear [Superhero Hype]

The results are in: you are NOT the father.

[TEDDY]

 

[X-Chick]

I actually had a bump on AS once. I never even got to see it though.

Dear [SuperHeroHype]

Can I touch you?

[Crzedfan]

 

[SuperHeroHype]

Dear [Superherohype]

I got a copy of your book where you interview Madonna.

Remember 'Madonna---on the other hand, love?

Yours Truly
Kenny Rogers

(Try my roasters chicken)

I had fun at the circus!