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Homecoming Do you think Spider-Man should star in the reboot?

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Nah here me out. Spidey fatigue is a thing, and it's growing. Faster than Sonic the Hedgehog & The Flash's love child (pretty ****ing scary) so... to avoid being affected by this, should the MARVEL STUDIOS SPIDER-MAN MOVIE FRANCHISE REBOOT 3.0 Mark 4 NOT star the walloping webswinging wall crawling red and blue spandexed teenaged brown haired white working class attractive super powered vigilante Arachnid Homo Sapien?

If he isn't in the movie, Spidey fatigue won't affect it... whereas if he IS in it... well, audiences will be like "moar spidey? lolololno".

So... to Spidey or not to Spidey?

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...that is the question.
 
Close this thread before Avi gets any ideas...
 
Imagine Avi teamed up with Michael Bay to direct and produce the reboot... ABANDON SHIP!
 
Nah, let's just do spiderman in name only. Make it about a sheep who sells cars.
 
A found footage film that features 4 friends: Peter, Harry, Mary and Gwen trying to track down The Legend known as: The Spider-Man. :)
 
A found footage film that features 4 friends: Peter, Harry, Mary and Gwen trying to track down The Legend known as: The Spider-Man. :)

But let's change the nam to man-spider, or peeple will B lik "dang we already see spiderman, dis is too familiar"
 
But let's change the nam to man-spider, or peeple will B lik "dang we already see spiderman, dis is too familiar"
Man-Spider is a failed experiment that has escaped from a lab, and he feeds on criminals in the dusk of the night.

The Man-Spider coming to a theater near you, August 2018
 
A found footage film that features 4 friends: Peter, Harry, Mary and Gwen trying to track down The Legend known as: The Spider-Man. :)
With a super 8 camera? Directed by J.J Abrams?
 
Man-Spider is a failed experiment that has escaped from a lab, and he feeds on criminals in the dusk of the night.

The Man-Spider coming to a theater near you, August 2018

The lab name can be Parker out of respect for the source material
 
Bring in James Cameron to direct, you won't see product for like 5-7 years. So much for Spider-Man fatigue.
 
Bring in James Cameron to direct, you won't see product for like 5-7 years. So much for Spider-Man fatigue.

But fan and GA anticipation will sky high again. Spider-Man 2021 (that's not the name of the movie that is the year it will be released).
 
Imagine Avi teamed up with Michael Bay to direct and produce the reboot... ABANDON SHIP!

Penis jokes. Penis jokes and giant Spider Slayers EVERYWHERE!
 
A found footage, realistic, grim dark, and depressing movie with a kid bitten by a spider. Kid becomes feral and kills a few people like a spider, then he falls sick. His friends and family gather around his deathbed as he confesses his dreams of being a spider man.

Eat your heart out DC, this is more edgy than anything you can ever do!
 

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