Official W&TXM Caption This! - Part 1

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[Ratcrawler]

For the first time since the operation, Emma had the smallest chest in the room.

Emma: Dear Diary...Jackpot!

Wolverine: I NEED A PROM DATE!

Scientist: Wolverine, meet your clone. Her name is Summer Glau.

Boring old Cyclops...

Iceman: Oops! Sorry, that was premature...

 

[Donkeychris]

Hulk: Hulk heard Hulk vs Wolverine made better movie than origins, Hulk make it again.
Wolverine: have you been talking to deadpool again?

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: Hulk heard Hulk vs Wolverine made better movie than origins, Hulk make it again.
Wolverine: have you been talking to deadpool again?

Heheheheheh

WOLVERINE: "None of the Batman actors circa 1989-present have been the right height! Batman's 6'2" damn it, how hard is it to find a dark haired blue eyed guy that height?!"
CYCLOPS: "Logan, your actor was bigger than my actor despite the fact that I'm a foot taller than you."
WOLVERINE: "Your point being?"
CYCLOPS: "My point is..."

CYCLOPS: "...shut the f*** up!"

JEAN: "So I appeared more in a caption thread more times than I did in the whole series?"
XAVIER: "Yep."
JEAN: "How does that even work?"
XAVIER: "I don't know, but hey it's Marvel, stranger things have happened."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Loved the last caption there.

 

[Panthro]

^^Thanks Prime.

WOLVERINE: "I'm not just asking you to come with me on this sacred and holy journey with me. I'm asking YOU to come with ME on this sacred and holy journey. I'm asking you to give up everything you own, everything that defines who you are because deep down you know it's the right thing to do, because you know it is your destiny. I'm asking you to take my hand [holds out hand] and come with me on this sacred and holy journey."
CYCLOPS: "I'm willing to come with you, but I don't want to TOUCH you."
WOLVERINE: "Okay forget that part."