The ANYONE/ANYTHING Goes Battle thread !! - Part 1

[PemLam]

Daredevil

 

[Duke]

 

[WolfCypher]

Oldboy

 

[WolfCypher]

Daredevil wins



Batman

Kirby

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Kirby sucks Batman in once, Batman immediately loses.

 

[WolfCypher]

Kirby.

Kirby copies powers.

Batman's power is to be written with favorable bias.

Kirby copies that and gains favorable bias.

Or he just swallows Batman and Batman dies.

Hi °(•.&#8226°

 

[ArachKing05]

With prep-time, Batman always wins. But that's not the case here, so Kirby wins.

Kirby wins!


Next:

Mr. Mxyzptlk
(Animated Dini/Timm-verse version)

VS.

Chuck Norris

Who wins?

 

[random_havoc]

Norris, cuz I hate that other character

 

[WolfCypher]

Mister Myxtayp, cause I hate Norris.

 

[ArachKing05]

Mister Myxtayp

I see what you did there

Anyway, it goes down either one of two ways:

1) Chuck doesn't trick Mxy into saying his name backwards...he FORCES him to. And Mxy obliges...

or:

2) Mxy attempts to turn Chuck into a whoopee-cushion with a Donald Trump toupee, but it doesn't work. So Mxy tries turning Chuck into Reno (his canine co-star in Top Dog)...but it doesn't work. Mxy's positively losing his **** when Chuck gets in his face and says "You can cut out the magic stuff, little man - ain't gonna work on me. Know why?

...'Cause I'm Chuck Norris"


There can only be one winner, and it's Chuck.

 

[3dman27]

the karate kommando

 

[PemLam]

Chuck

 

[Duke]

Norris

 

[4thWallBreaker]

Mxyzptlk

 

[ArachKing05]

In a MAJOR upset, Chuck wins


Next up:

Tango and Cash

VS.

Murtaugh and Riggs
(Lethal Weapon series)

Which '80s LAPD super-cop duo wins?

 

[PemLam]

Tango and Cash. Good, clean, campy fun.

Loved the early Lethal Weapons (1 and 2) but the later sequels (3 and 4) got too focused on causes for me.

 

[Duke]

Lethal Weapon, although the latter sequels (3 & 4) got waaaaaaaaaay too crowded for my tastes & Renee Russo being a female version of Riggs, UGH!!!

 

[4thWallBreaker]

Murtaugh and Riggs.

 

[3dman27]

Tango and Cash

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Tango and Cash

 

[ArachKing05]

(To clarify, this was who'd win in a fight between the duos, not whose film/s were better

Because Tango and Cash have the obvious physical advantage it's tempting to go w/them, but TBH I still back Murtaugh and Riggs - the former has been a cop for longer than T&C even at the time of his 1st movie, and the latter is...well, he's crazy-ass Riggs

If the clash has Murtaugh and Riggs circa the era of the 3rd film, Tango and Cash are particularly f@ck3d ...unless they fire first and don't miss, of course.

 

[ArachKing05]

Anyway...it's a tie at 3-3

 

[ArachKing05]

Next up:

Hancock

VS.

Count Nefaria

Who wins?

 

[3dman27]

Hancock

 

[PemLam]

Nefaria