AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me
HARD."
TORUNN: "Santa Claus? Wow, you've lost a lot of weight."
THOR: "
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THOR: "C'mon, wake up, time to go see grandpa."
THOR: "Just click your heels together & whisper there's no place like home."
TORUNN: "Dad, will I ever be a part of the mainstream Marvel universe?"
THOR: "Probably not, but hey, they basically wished away Spider-Man's marriage so anything's possible."
TORUNN: "Dad, why did you abandon me to the care of Tony Stark, AKA: Iron Man?"
THOR: "So that you could learn the lesson that your grandfather King Odin tried to teach me - to appreciate & value humanity, honor, and unity."
TORUNN: "And I was supposed to learn all that from a drunken womanizing billionaire?"
THOR: "Look kid, I don't pretend that this stuff makes sense, okay? I just go with it & cash my paychecks."
TORUNN: "Um, Dad, I've been meaning to ask... is Sif really my biological mother?"
THOR: "Well of course she is. Why would you ever ask such a thing?"
TORUNN: "Well, I was just looking in the mirror, noticed a lack of resemblance to Sif, and started wondering - if Sif is my mom, why do I look so much like Amora the Enchantress?"
THOR: "Did it ever occur to you that you got your blonde hair from me?"
TORUNN: "That theory did present itself, but it also doesn't explain why lately I get these really ****ty impulses-"
THOR: "You're going through puberty girl. It's only natural that you would feel ****ty impulses. The point though is not to act on them, since I'm in no hurry to become a grandpa."