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Just a quick FYI, MST, Slade Wilson's still in the military, not a merc yet.
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Just a quick FYI, MST, Slade Wilson's still in the military, not a merc yet.
It's been over 48 hours, so, MST3K, you're approved as Joker.
I know, being Batman, you probably had ideas for the Joker and would prefer him to wait to be introduced as Batman's nemesis, Carnage. As somebody who's pretty much got his entire season mapped out for Spidey, I feel you.
But, at the end of the day, this is a just a game and not a collection of fan fics. I can't in good conscious tell a potential player with a well-written application that they can't play a character just because a current player would rather they didn't.
In no way am I trying to dog on you at all, Carnage. Not my intent at all, brotha. I just felt you, and those following along, deserved a brief explanation to go with the approval.
MB, my bromosexual, you are APPROVED!
Ultimate One Universe Characters Application
Character Name: Iron Man (Green Lantern of Sector 2814)
Alignment (Hero, Villain, Walking the Line): Hero
Character Speech Color and Font: Tahoma Bold, Dark Red for Tony's normal speech, Dark Green Arial Black otherwise
Powers and Abilities: Without the ring, Stark is just like any other genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist that you might hope to find. Obscenely brilliant in the field of robotics and weapons' technology, Tony was a child prodigy capable of taking apart and reassembling a motherboard before the age of modern computers even occurred. With limitless resources and a bottomless checkbook at his disposal, even in his most unequipped state, Stark makes a formidable foe to all who step in his way. He just happens to also be the latest inheritor of the cosmic power ring that will allow him to create a new type of tech - one inhibited only by the limitations of his vast imagination and force of will.
Character Origin/Backstory: Born to parents Howard and Maria, Antonio 'Tony' Stark was given the best of both worlds - his father's strong sense of creativity and his mother's incredible mind. Tinkering around with his father's gadgets as a small boy, Howard was amazed to find that not only could his son recreate them to be better than they used to be, he could create entirely new inventions without even realizing it. So the broke Howard, despite having tried to patton a least a dozen of his own creations, started pitching Tony's instead to gain a profit. When it immediately took, the Stark family suddenly found themselves out of poverty and into the world of lavish wealth. Buying out a subsidiary company of Luthorcorp from to create the beginning template, Howard founded Stark Resilient as a creative think tank dedicated new ideas in weapons' technology. The company soon expanded into Stark Industries, for the production of the new weapons, and made Howard's family a household name. And this would all occur before Tony's 16th birthday.
Then tragedy visited the Stark household. While flying out on a business trip for Resilient, Howard and Maria were both killed when their plane went down following a horrific explosion that left young Tony orphaned. His reaction to this was growing into the role of the proverbial wild child, using his vast inheritance to party hard, womanize, and drink heavily into the long nights. Leaving Stark Industries in the capable hands of Howard's business associate, Hector Hammond, Tony lived a carefree existence well into his late 20's, despite his friends' and living relatives' wishes for something far better than the irresponsible mess that his life had spiraled into. Eventually, to appease them more than to better himself, Tony stepped up as the public representative of both companies, overseeing all projects and public engagements that he could find... which only worsened the problem, as he would often find nothing but women and cocktails waiting for him at every turn.
Finally, Tony decided to take more of an initiative in Stark Industries' future by working with his best friend and military captain, James Rhodes, to design new state-of-the-art military applications. Tony's favorite and most inspired of these designs was the robotic tank armor suit that would allow specialized soldiers to pilot a walking arsenal into battle and take control of extreme and various hazardous situations. Rhodes wanted to dub it the War Machine, but Tony had a different name in mind. The week after their designs were finalized, Tony and Rhodey put forth their pitch as Project Iron Man.
But Iron Man would not be ready to go into active development for years, lacking a sufficient power core and source of high energy output that the design required. Nevertheless, Tony ordered that the shells be manufactured and distributed to all American military outposts for future use. Deciding to personally accompany the shipment of Iron Man parts to Iraq, where morale was particularly low, Stark got far more than he bargained for by the time that he arrived. Accompanying a military convoy, Tony was caught off guard whenever the crossfire of a tense neighboring battle struck the convoy and forced him to flee. By the time that he nearly made it out of the desert, he accidentally hit a land mine and was sent, heavily injured, into the hands of The Ten Rings, a terrorist group who instantly recognized him as the face of Stark Industries.
Now a three-year captive of The Ten Rings' leader, Raza, Tony has since learned from a scientist named Yinsen that shrapnel in his chest that's digging deeper towards his heart has given him only weeks to live. And that's unfortunate, because unless Tony replicates and rebuilds an Iron Man for The Ten Rings from scratch... he's going to die a hell of alot sooner than that.
Little does he know that in the deepest pockets of space, his salvation may yet be waiting for him. A sentient weapon that once belonged to an alien named Tomar-Re, looking for the next potential candidate to draft into The Green Lantern Corps, has charted a course for Earth...
What Makes This Version "Ultimate": Despite this clearly not being Tony Stark as Iron Man in the strictest sense, and the fact that I have made some alterations to his origin already, I do have plans to still utilize some of his most dangerous adversaries and his closest allies, such as Mandarin, Rhodey, and such. Though some would be used in very different ways. Even the concept of Tony donning a suit of armor isn't really tossed out in favor of the ring, because I feel like if Tony relied solely on the ring to be his weapon, it'd be a disservice to the character. It's just that his tech is used much differently than before, so don't go in thinking that this is just Tony Stark as Green Lantern. It's not.
Weaving the Iron Man mythos into the Lantern mythos is also a pretty good storytelling device that'll help expand Stark's horizons to cosmic proportions, resulting in innovations that Stark Industries would have never been able to accomplish without the ring's help or Tony's utilization of such a vast array of power. There's also going to be some familiar faces to the GL side of things popping up as supporting characters, though not in any way that'd prevent someone from taking up another of Earth's Lanterns. You won't see anyone like Hal, John, Kyle, or Guy show up, as I still want to keep those characters available for another player to take on.
What can you bring to the RPG: Hopefully a version of Tony worthy of all of this waiting. I know it's a big task to start Iron Man from the ground up, but I've always wanted the opportunity, I just never had the hook. This concept provides me with the hook. Plus, I love Iron Man and I love Green Lantern. So I hope they'll be two great tastes that taste great together.
Provide a short sample post as your desired character, in three paragraphs or more:
Edwards Airforce Base
3 Years Ago
"I'm calling it the Iron Man."
Through their fifteen years of friendship, Tony Stark had never seen his confidant James Rhodes look so ready to shoot something down - both in the literal and figurative sense. But despite undoubtedly having more than a few good reasons to reject the pitch, not only because of the name, Tony had prepared for this kind of reaction. He was determined to make this partnership work, but that didn't mean he didn't anticipate having to sway Rhodes into agreeing to his every decision as the newly minted lead contractor to the United States Military. Hell, he figured that it'd be half the fun of the job. Raising his finger to prevent Rhodes from speaking, Tony threw his arm around the gruff Marine Captain's shoulders and led him closer towards the field of blueprints and test models sprawled out across a row of tables set up overnight.
"No, you're not taking this away from me. Shut up and listen."
In his first bid to seal the deal with the Department of Defense, Tony had devised a sound but simple strategy in order to move Stark Industries up the food chain of weapons' manufacturers in the country - provide them with the ultimate countermeasure against war itself. While every company on the market that wasn't Stark offered innovations in improving the struggles with current regimes, Tony was offering a glimpse into the future of American warfare. He wanted to build the weapon of tomorrow, not merely improve upon the relics of today.
"They're meant to be a multi-billion dollar asset, and I'm going out of my way to make sure your bosses get every nickel they spent. As you can see, the scaled version strays a little from the design you and I worked out..."
Rhodes raised an eyebrow. "You mean the design I helped with. Half the firepower is missing. No pulse cannon, no retractable weapon pods, the gauntlets are twice as small as the last configuration you made, so deployment munitions would be useless. This is hardly straying a little, Tony."
Stark shrugged.
"True, but my ideas are better. And to address your little issue with the arm-canons, I keep on telling you. That's where I intend to store the generators for the particle beam dischargers. This thing is meant to have more than just really big guns."
The two men faced eachother.
"Look, you come from a military background. That's your thing, and I get it. But all that you know from a design standpoint and practicality standpoint is what's come before. What's been put in your hands and what's been used to make Uncle Sam able to wave the ole' flag of freedom in the past."
Rhodes pointed directly into Tony's chest. "And you just want to make the next Ferari. This isn't about making the sleekest design. We're putting my men out there on the front line in these things, directly in the line of fire, and I want to make sure they have access to every piece of hardware that they need to make it out of the battlefield alive."
"And they will. That's what I'm saying, Rhodey. I didn't remove the guns just to make a statement, I'm giving you legitimately better firepower. More effective, more destructive, twice as orgasmic as firing any minigun would ever be."
"That's another thing, I don't see the minigun attached to the..."
Tony placed both hands firmly on Rhodes' shoulders and looked him dead in the eye.
"Hey, listen. It's all gonna work out. You follow me? It's all gonna work out. My dad spent his life building a legacy that he told me I'd carry into the future. This is how I start. If I wasn't completely, one-hundred percent sure that this was gonna work, I would have never done it. It'd be corporate suicide."
Rhodes stared back at him, still partially skeptical. But seeing the seriousness that was driving Stark, for once in his life, to do something that didn't end in a bedroom with a couple of blondes and an emptied bottle of bourbon, he eventually relented and turned back to the blueprints.
"No, what you did in Venice last week with that supermodel would be corporate suicide."
A wide smirk on his face, Tony loosened his tie. "Oh, that? That was nothing. You should see what I'm gonna do after these get accepted by the Pentagon. It involves a jet full of Victoria's Secret models, a few shots of Monte Carlo, and some rope."
Rhodes looked over his shoulder with a raised eyebrow.
"For me. Not for... well, unless they want..."
"Keep it to yourself, man."
Turning back to the design for the prototype armor suit, designated as Project Iron Man, Rhodes noticed something peculiar in the specifications. Originally, the suit's systems were supposed to be powered by a limited supply of thermal energy - a rechargeable battery pack would sustain a unit for up to 6 hours. But according to the new design layouts, there was something sketched in the center that everything channeled a path towards. Something called a C60 Arc Generator.
"What's this?"
Tony looked up, briefly, from doing calculations.
"Hmm?"
Rhodes indicated the sheet. "Arc generator?"
"Ah."
Stark waved it off. "Nothing to worry about. I just realized that the thermal energy deposit would be ineffecient for the charge rate we were going for, so I went ahead with the arc reactor module."
"Arc reactor? What's that supposed to be?"
"Renewable energy source. Self-sustaining and unlimited. Resilient's had it in the testing phase for six and a half years. We're putting it onto the field."
Once again becoming concerned, Rhodes turned back to the design. Even if the design looked better without them, he still missed the guns.
"Wouldn't that be too much of a risk?"
Tony smiled. "Like I said. Six and a half years of testing. I think it'll be fine."
Also also also......
Ultimate One Universe Characters Application
Character Name: Reed Richards of the Future Foundation
Alignment (Hero, Villain, Walking the Line): Hero
Character Speech Color and Font (actually say what it is, like Blue Comic Sans): Franklin Gothic Medium, Bold, Royal Blue
Powers and Abilities: Doctor Richards possesses one of the most thoroughly brilliant minds the human race has ever conceived, with the ability to grasp virtually any lesson on his first try, and an eidetic memory to store that knowledge indefinitely. His inventions-- not to mention his genius financial planning--have made him a self-made billionaire, though he funnels his immense riches towards his work.
Character Origin/Backstory: Reed Richards was always extraordinarily gifted, so much so that even his own parents were uneasy around him. Possessing an enormous aptitude for mathematics and the sciences, Reed blazed through school, graduating high school at the age of ten, receiving a Bachelors in Physics from UCLA at twelve, and receiving four different doctorates from MIT, Berkley, Oxford, and Columbia by age twenty.
This vast intelligence came at the cost of alienating others, people who resented and even feared him, who hated how he made them feel stupid without ever meaning to. Reed was often bullied and harassed all through his early life, which led to severe bouts of depression, his thoughts going down increasingly dark paths; throughout his teenage years, Reed often contemplated suicide.
That turned around in college when he made his first real friends: a well-meaning Air Force ROTC student named Benjamin Grimm, and an exchange student by the name of Victor Van Damme. Reed could spend hours on end discussing the finer points of the various sciences with Victor--the first person he'd ever met with a comparable intellect to his own-- while Ben would drag them both out of their dorms to meet new people and enjoy themselves; a futile task, ultimately, but an appreciated one. If Victor was the only person who understood Reed, then Ben was the only person who cared about him.
Sadly, Reed and Victor's collaborations would come to an abrupt and catastrophic end shortly before their graduation from Empire State University. While experimenting with a 'dimensional membrane auger' that they believed could tap into a "Phantom Zone" between spatial dimensions, they came to a heated argument over the device's specific calculations. Ultimately Victor won the argument, but when they attempted to activate the machine, the resulting explosion left Victor severely disfigured. He accused Richards of sabotaging the experiment, before returning to his home country of Latveria. Soon after, Latveria would be engulfed in a civil war, and Victor Van Damme was never heard from again.
Meanwhile, Reed Richards spent a short amount of time working for private scientific firms like STAR Labs and government-sponsored works like Cadmus, before deciding that he wanted nothing to do with either of them. Thanks to his friendship with Ben, Reed was instilled with a tremendous optimism, an incredible amount of faith in the common man, believing that mankind could be something truly fantastic if they had the right mindset for it.
To that end, Richards founded a scientific firm simply dubbed the Future Foundation. Backed by a personal fortune that Reed had amassed over years of ingenious financial methodology, the FF could push the boundaries of scientific knowledge, free from the entanglements of government or corporate interests. This attitude--not to mention the sheer mental firepower contained within the Baxter Building-- has often put the Future Foundation in the crosshairs of powerful rivals, most notably Lex Luthor.
Still, even while having to butt heads with men like Luthor, Richards has gathered some of the most brilliant minds in the world to join the Future Foundation. Geniuses like Michael Holt, like Ted Kord......and like Reed's first assistant, the devastatingly intelligent and stunningly beautiful Sue Storm.
The Future Foundation's latest attempt at a scientific breakthrough--the experimental spacecraft Excelsior-- nearly met with disaster due to an explosion on board the ship, likely due to sabotage. While Reed and his crew were saved, the effects of the explosion may have changed them more than any of them could expect.
What Makes This Version "Ultimate": Well, for starters, the FF is starting out as the Future Foundation right off the bat. Secondly, Reed is a lot more starry-eyed and idealistic than his 616 counterpart, channeling more of The Doctor than the detached technocrat that he is in the comic. And most of all, the radiation they were exposed to aboard the Excelsior might have given Reed and his pals something other than superpowers....
What can you bring to the RPG: If I'm lucky, a version of the character that everyone will enjoy and really empathize with and root for before this is all over. And if I'm not lucky, hey, I plan on doing some crazy stuff with aliens and maybe time travel or something!
Provide a short sample post as your desired character, in three paragraphs or more:
"Guys, I know.....I know the last couple of weeks have been rough," I say to Ben, Sue, and Johnny, standing by the circular conference table in the Baxter Building's central conference room. "And....and I know that I can't undo what I've done.....not yet, anyway.....but, well....."
"Will you spit it out already, Reed?" Ben says irritably.
"Right....right...." I say, before taking a deep breath. "Three years ago, we set up a research station to Antarctica, headed by Dr. Saul Erdel. Their official duty was to report on climate changes in the polar region."
"But that's not why they were really there, huh?" says Johnny with a raised eyebrow.
"No," I confirm it. "Unofficially, their duty was to locate the source of an anomalous energy signature beneath the polar ice. Over the course of the last three years, they've found the source and determined that the energy signature was pulsing at a regular rate."
"Okay," says Ben, "So what's that mean?"
"It means the energy is likely coming from an artificial source," Sue concludes. "Do you think it was man-made?"
"Not exactly," I say, shaking my head. "Considering how far the team had to dig to find the source, they're estimating that it's been in that ice for several million years. Dr. Erdell's notes support the theory of the energy signature being artificial in nature, which means that it may be, well......extraterrestrial in origin."
The others stare at me in amazement.
"It sounds crazy, I know," I say. "I tried to contact the Antarctica station to confirm Dr. Erdell's findings, but I haven't had any response. The entire facility's seemingly gone dead."
"So.....what do you think happened?"
"I'm not sure," I say, "but I'm personally heading down there to find out. I need an away team for this, and considering all that's happened, well...."
"Yeah, I'm in," Ben says with a sigh. "Someone's gotta keep you alive."
"I'm in too," says Sue, and I find myself smiling when I see the flash of excitement in her eyes.
"A trip to the coldest and most inhospitable place on Earth, to look around a dead research station where scientists were talking about digging up ancient aliens?" Johnny says with a shrug. "Hey, what's the worst that could happen? I'm in."
"Fantastic," I say with a smile. "Meet me downstairs in thirty minutes. I'll have the car ready."
What do you think, JB? 48 hour rule or not?
Hmm, I'm on the fence about Black Canary falling under the 48 Hour Rule or not. Byrd, MB...your thoughts?
Character Name: Agent Dinah Lance
Alignment (Hero, Villain, Walking the Line): Hero
Character Speech Color and Font (actually say what it is, like Blue Comic Sans): Black Trebuchet
Powers and Abilities: Dinah possess the mutant ability to propel an ultrasonic sound from her mouth by screaming. The sound is strong enough to destroy solid objects and incapacitate her opponents. However, she has since repressed this power and no longer knows how to use it. Dinah is an expert martial artist, and specialises in Judo. Her extensive military and SHIELD training has provided her with a vast knowledge of weaponry, machinery and computers.
Character Origin/Backstory: Dinah Lance was born to Laurel Lance, the daughter of JSA member Dinah Drake (aka The Canary) and Larry Lance. Dinah Drake was a powerful mutant, capable of killing her foes with her powerful 'canary cry'. However, after the JSA split, she fell in to a life of depression and hatred towards the mutant abilities that she believed had brought a curse upon her life. And lucky for her, Laurel Lance was born free of the mutant gene. The gene had become recessive.
But the luck didn't last. Laurel's first child (born from a one night stand) had developed the mutant gene, and had inherited the same abilities as her grandmother. Laurel lived in fear that her daughter would be shunned from society if they were to discover her true mutant nature. The young mother trained Dinah every day to subdue her 'canary cry' and gave her various remedies that often soothed Dinah when she felt like 'crying out'. By the age of 8, Dinah had repressed her abilities completely and was now classified as a 'latent mutant'.
Dinah's mutant heritage was kept hidden from her, and she grew up blissfully unaware that her grandmother had any sort of 'super power'. However, Dinah still looked up to her grandmother, and hoped to one day fight the forces of evil by her own accord. She joined the military as opposed to college, and went through three years of serving before she was 'spotted' by an agent of the Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage and Logistics Directorate division, otherwise known as S.H.I.E.L.D. Dinah was recruited and extensively trained (as well as educated) to be at the top of her game.
Dinah had showed astounding potential during the SHIELD training sessions, and was selected to go on a course of further training in the Japanese sector of SHIELD. Upon arriving in Japan, Dinah found herself thrusted in to the depths of rural Japan. Dinah met the mysterious Lord Shingen and trained extensively with him for twelve long, gruelling months. She was originally scheduled to extend the training for a further two years, but Dinah recognised Lord Shingen's malicious tendencies and made a hasty decision to return back to America. Dinah's return was met with a promotion, and she now works alongside other agents to secure the relationship between SHIELD and the mutants of the world.
What Makes This Version "Ultimate": For starters, Dinah is a mutant. Years of practice keep her powers repressed at the base of her brain, and she is completely unaware of her latent mutant gene. She is the granddaughter of the original Black Canary, but has no other connection to that alias. Plus, Dinah is an agent of SHIELD!
What can you bring to the RPG: A new outlook on Dinah. I know that she is like the lovechild of twylight but I'll try my best!
Provide a short sample post as your desired character, in three paragraphs or more:
"But I called dibs on the jet first!" Dinah hissed.
Agent Dinah Lance had positioned herself in a squat at the edge of a skyscraper. Her right index and middle fingers were pressed to her ear, and she spoke softly in to the inside earpiece. Dinah had been keeping herself idle for the past twenty minutes, whilst shifting back and forth between squabbling against her fellow agent Bobbi Morse and keeping a vigilante eye out for criminal activity. But for Dinah, this wasnt much of a strain. Next to carrying two wooden buckets full of water up a one hundred and one stone step climb: this was all a breeze. That was perhaps one of three things Dinah was grateful for during her time in Japan.
"And dont you even try and play the mockingbird card, because that jet was technically named the black canary way before your small plucky ass had even graduated college!
"Well youre away on a mission as of now. Therefore, I get the jet. What do you expect me to do? Bobbi began Just sit around and wait for you to get back?
Dinah opened her mouth to reply, but her eyes caught sight of vague figures forming in the dim light of the boat docks. The earpiece instantly shut down and she jolted upright on to her feet. Her blonde hair curled against the strong winds, despite Dinahs best efforts to keep it back in a ponytail.
"And what do we have here? Dinah muttered whilst glaring in to her digital binoculars.
The agent took a small step back and composed herself. She inhaled a sharp breath and slammed her thighs and feet together, followed by her raised arms. This was going to be one hell of a leap.
"Remember. You are a beautiful canary. The air is your blanket that shall carry you like the waves of the Okhotsk sea, Dinah chanted.
She propelled in to the air with a single bounce, and used her upwards thrust to spin gracefully in to the night sky. For a brief moment, Dinahs heart stopped. Paused, like the ending of a symphony. And then it kicked back up again, with the adrenaline flowing through her and engulfing every blood stream. This is what it felt like to be alive. Before she knew it, Dinah had her feet pointed towards the ground, ready to land.
"Yes! She grunted Perfect landing there, Dinah.
Dinah landed with a perfect proportion of her weight, and she quickly knelt down to her knees in order to stay low. The agent now had the criminals in perfect sight. One was a female, with thick brown hair and olive blushed skin. The other was a man, with similar hair and skin as if the two were some sort of family. Dinah waited for a few moments whilst calculating her next few moves. Once everything was precisely mapped out; she could make her first move. She slowly moved forward, making sure her pace wasnt too fast or too steady. Eventually, she had found herself in a comfortable position where she could go undetected, yet stay in sight of the two criminals.
"Youre now in custody of the Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage and Logistics Directorate department. Care for any last words? Dinah emerged from the shadows and smirked.