Cops: Cape Girardeau woman kills man who returned to rape her second time

[Darthphere]

only if the scene of the crime houses a really amazing 57-year old vagina, apparently.

jag

hiyo!

 

[SoulManX]

Serves him right for being greedy.

jag

I have no words...

 

[jaguarr]

I have no words...

I do. Four of them in this particular instance. Here they are: "It was a joke".

jag

 

[Darthphere]

Seriously speaking, he could've gotten some younger poon.

 

[jaguarr]

Seriously speaking, he could've gotten some younger poon.

Maybe he's into GILF's?

jag

 

[Anubis]

I thought the term was GMILF.

 

[Eggyman]

I thought the term was GMILF.

Doesn't really roll off the tongue does it?

It's GILF.

 

[Anubis]

Sure it does. G-Milf. G-Milf. Say it with me. G-Milf.

 

[Darthphere]

I thought the term was GMILF.

You would know.

 

[Eggyman]

Sure it does. G-Milf. G-Milf. Say it with me. G-Milf.

Now you're just making them sound like rappers. Ronny will hit em. With his purple avenger.

It's GILF

 

[SoulManX]

I do. Four of them in this particular instance. Here they are: "It was a joke".

jag

I know it was joke its just I had to words to reply with

 

[Anubis]

You would know.

Well, I do like me some G-milfs.

 

[jaguarr]

Now you're just making them sound like rappers. Ronny will hit em. With his purple avenger.

It's GILF

Hahaha! I can see the video.....dude breaking into an old woman's house while rapping:

Yo sugar it's me, Ronnie to the O to the G
Comin' on in for some vine ripened lovin'
I know I'm uninvited but my push came to shovin'
So now I'm in here for your special wrinkled strange
Gonna hold you down and run my tongue over your vericose veins
Don't try and fight it 'cuz I know you're home alone
I'ma cut the power, so you can't use the phone
I know it's wrong and dirty to take you against your will
But I can't help myself I gotta have me some of your GILF!!!!!!!

*insert breakbeat*


jag

 

[SoulManX]

Hahaha! I can see the video.....dude breaking into an old woman's house while rapping:

Yo sugar it's me, Ronnie to the O to the G
Comin' on in for some vine ripened lovin'
I know I'm uninvited but my push came to shovin'
So now I'm in here for your special wrinkled strange
Gonna hold you down and run my tongue over your vericose veins
Don't try and fight it 'cuz I know you're home alone
I'ma cut the power, so you can't use the phone
I know it's wrong and dirty to take you against your will
But I can't help myself I gotta have me some of your GILF!!!!!!!

*insert breakbeat*


jag

 

[JLBats]

So now I'm in here for your special wrinkled strange
Gonna hold you down and run my tongue over your vericose veins

Weird rhyme and disturbing image.

 

[knowsbleed]

*cue blues riff*

 

[jaguarr]

Weird rhyme and disturbing image.

Indeed. Both elements of that particular passage that I am particularly proud of.

jag

 

[Anubis]

It is pretty hot. Get T-Pain up in that, instant top ten hit.

 

[knowsbleed]

T-Pain, "I'm in looove with a 57 seven year ol..."

*SHOTGUN BLAST!!!*

 

[Darthphere]

This thread took a weird turn.

 

[Anubis]

Instant Platinum album.

 

[Shemtov]

Yea good for her. She should of tortured him though. Rapist and peedos deserve to die slowly.

she should of shot him in the balls first. measure for measure.

 

[Anubis]

This thread took a weird turn.

In my experience, the best one's always do.

 

[Darthphere]

What a twist!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

ra

she should of shot him in the balls first. measure for measure.

Na razor blades to the scrotum, works a treat everytime.