Chimp tries to rape female zookeeper

[Ace of Knaves]

Maybe he broke her wrists by hand cuffing her for a bit of domination? Then got a little too excited?

 

[Mike_D202]

Chimp the pimp? He went banana's? planet of the rapes?

O-rape-atang

 

[imdaly]

Pri-mating season.

 

[imdaly]

What's the difference between THIS chimpanzee and any other?






THIS chimp got tail!

 

[Majic Walrus]

My favorite part of this thread is that it's devolved into one-liners about chimp-rape.

Thank you internet.

 

[Mike_D202]

Take that filthy stinkin' penis off me you damn dirty ape!! - female zoo keeper

 

[Carcharodon]

Chimps really are the smartest of the primates.

...did you just admit that you're not smarter than a chimp?

 

[piccolo]

...did you just admit that you're not smarter than a chimp?

Hey, i'm still using chloroform and hankerchiefs. He came up with a way to immobilize without inducing unconciousness.

Far as i'm concerned, that chimp is the Einstein to my Bush.

 

[Carcharodon]

Hey, i'm still using chloroform and hankerchiefs. He came up with a way to immobilize without inducing unconciousness.

 

[PimpDaddyDOC-OCK]

Would neutering an ape who likes to rape prevent an ape from wanting to rape?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I think so. Donkey Kong hasn't wanted that woman from the arcade game since that came out. Though his recent games have involved bongos...

 

[piccolo]

Would neutering an ape who likes to rape prevent an ape from wanting to rape?

It could if neutering an ape who likes to rape could prevent an ape from wanting to rape.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Would neutering an ape who likes to rape prevent an ape from wanting to rape?

Killing it would.

 

[imdaly]

Far as i'm concerned, that chimp is the Einstein to my Bush.

Or hers!

 

[The Lizard]

She's askin' for it...

 

[Mike_D202]

I'd hit it...even with a chimp limp.