Fantastic Four 2015 coming to Bluray & DVD on December, 15th 2015.

Or you could carry around a cup of poop, and when you see someone with FF in their cart, throw the poop in their face screaming "IF YOU LOVE CRAP SO MUCH, HERE'S SOME MORE!"

:funny:

The image of someone carrying a cup of poop everywhere just so they have the chance to do this is almost as amusingly crazy as the people who thought this film would be good.
 
Not a particularly important question, but why isn't Miles Teller exhibiting a superpower on the cover? All the others are...

Look carefully....he is exhibiting the greatest super power of them all....he is standing there managing to not look totally humiliated for appearing in this.
 
Why would anyone spend money on this movie when they can listen to Norm Macdonald's infinitely better Fantastic Four bit for free? At least when he made a joke of the Fantastic Four it wasn't meant to be an official version.
 
Look carefully....he is exhibiting the greatest super power of them all....he is standing there managing to not look totally humiliated for appearing in this.

The power of "Pokerface Cosmic!" It's a highly underrated ability I must say....
 
Wondering if this will make ANY money on DVD\Blu-Ray?
 
Sometimes notoriously bad movies actually do a bit better than expected when the home release comes out, especially with rentals. I know Dragonball Evolution was a top rental through one of the digital services the week it came out. It'll pick up some curiosity viewings.
 
Fantastic Four: "At least it's not Jem and the Holograms"
 
I don't know. Jem and the Holograms only cost five mil to make. It was a disaster, sure, but a cheap disaster. Hell, the cocaine portion of the budget for Fantastic Four was more than that.
 
Fox would give all their left nuts to have released Jem and the Holograms instead of FFINO.
 
Wondering if this will make ANY money on DVD\Blu-Ray?

Good question.. Lets look at some known low grossing CBM's as comparisons..

http://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Ghost-Rider-Spirit-of-Vengeance#tab=summary
Spirit of Vengeance:
DVD:$11,997,324.00
BR: $4,838,133.00
Total:$16,835,457.00

Green lantern:
DVD:$22,381,144.00
BR:$23,770,587.00
Total: $46,151,731.00

Amazing Spider-man 2:
DVD:$20,680,746.00
BR:$25,241,785.00
Total:$45,922,531.00

And just for the record here's the MCU's lowest grossing CBM..
Incredible Hulk:
DVD:$67,791,503.00
BR:$4,556,387.00
Total:$72,347,890.00

So as far as home video purchases go I don't see this reboot making more that $40M despite it being a holiday release.
 
They should be giving these things away; or making it part of a combo pack where it's sold with another Fox movie.
 
I'm guessing this won't be playing on any airplanes. With all the terrorist concerns, the FAA probably doesn't want people saying things like: "I heard it was a real bomb.":dry:
 
Also, they likely wouldn't want to risk the passengers attempting to flee in blind terror at the prospect of being trapped in an airplane with that terrible movie.
 
http://www.target.com/p/fantastic-4...2589#prodSlot=medium_1_14&term=Fantastic+Four

Fantastic 4 - Target Exclusive (photo diary)

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At least 3 of the 4 actually look members of the FF. Sue's covering herself with a blue force field, which makes her costume look blue. Johnny is flaming, so you can't actually see his stupid suit. Ben is made of rocks, even if he's not wearing any pants. But poor ol' Reed. You can't do much with a stupid suit made of stupid bungee cords. They probably tried using a stretching scene, but since he only really stretches his arms, he probably actually looked worse. So they went with the classic stupid pose from the posters. They probably figured no one was going to buy it anyway.
 
6 DAYS!!!!...





(... until possible announcement of rights reverting...)
 
6 DAYS!!!!...





(... until possible announcement of rights reverting...)
The absolute earliest will be January. No news is gonna come out until christmas is done with to milk as much of the nonexistent DVD sales they can get. The news of Spidey joining the MCU happened either at the end of January or the very beginning of February as well.
 
The thought of this being sold just in time for the holidays reminds of those animated movies that knock off popular films and trick inattentive parents into buying them. Like, some poor kid is going to get this instead of the MCU movie they really wanted.
 
A "photo diary"? Lol.
"Pictured here is director Josh Trank having another meltdown on set, this time almost coming to blows with Teller. If you look closely in the background you can see Fox executives quietly making peace with the fact that, at the very least, they get to hold onto the rights for seven more years. Fant4stic!"

Hey, if it were an honest, complete and candid photo diary, that would make it worth purchasing. ;)
 
If it was an honest, complete, and candid diary it'd be as bleak as Anne Frank's.
 
But when people see the deleted scenes they'll know it could have been great.
 

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