Game Awards 2022

[Sithborg]

Show is going to be 25% Chris Judge, 50% Kojima, the rest everything else.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

“DS2” I don’t get any of the references/cheers. Any trailer from him is always going to be zany but impressive looking. Should be a bunch of years before any idea of gameplay as usual.

They cheer because it's Kojima and Geoff treats him like a big deal. I love 2 of his Metal Gear games, but Death Stranding's reviews and sales were what they were for a reason. Removed from the Metal Gear architecture, he's just not interesting.

Why are they using Fury Road music for Kojima?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I didn’t clock Death Stranding 2 even after typing DS2 lol. (haven’t played the first yet)

You could just get a job at Amazon. Might be funnier.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

DS2 screams Dark Souls 2 or DualShock 2. Not Death Stranding 2.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Show is going to be 25% Chris Judge, 50% Kojima, the rest everything else.

If Ragnarök wins anymore awards, we need Chris to do the acceptance speeches. We'll be here till Christmas.

 

[Sithborg]

Immortals of XXXXX

Here is some stuff that is not representative of the game.

 

[Iceman]

Rahul Kohli, cool. He’s a big gamer too.

 

[Sithborg]

Rahui Kohli, here to earn more Hot Toys money

 

[Iceman]

Ragnarok wins best narrative. No Judge for the speech lol.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Ragnarok needs to win every award but GOTY.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Rahui Kohli, here to earn more Hot Toys money

Don't we all?

 

[Sithborg]

Ragnarok drop kicks GRR Martin.

The only person who could have gone longer than Judge.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Ragnarok wins best narrative. No Judge for the speech lol.

Chris' reaction:

 

[Sithborg]

Heres the D8

 

[Iceman]

Chris' reaction:

 

[Iceman]

Ahhh Tekken, my love.

 

[Snow Queen]

Chris' reaction:

For someone who plays a character routinely teased for being short and not talkative, Christopher Judge sure can talk.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Heres the D8

D8, T8, very different games.

 

[Iceman]

Elden Ring wins Art Direction. 1-1 with Ragnarok.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

SCREWING PEOPLE OUT OF STEAM DECKS!!!!

Could of at least brought out the presenter from the pre-show.

 

[Sithborg]

I don't recognize anyone from Tekken 8, but it looks great.

And its 1-1 in the Ragnarok vs Elden Ring fight.

 

[Snow Queen]

Speeding through these awards because he realized Christopher Judge burned through their Steam Decks.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Elden Ring wins Art Direction. 1-1 with Ragnarok.

2-1. Judge won.

 

[Sithborg]

2-1. Judge won.

Overall, yeah. But the fun is in the head to head fights, imo.

 

[Iceman]

2-1. Judge won.

My brain ran out of space to process that.