Sukhi Waterhouse is a spiritual person. Given that, it is highly likely that they copulated during the July 2nd super moon…also called a buck moon, because in ancient times people believed fertility was highest during a super moon, so they’d get “buck” naked. Give Pattinson’s strength of character, he almost assuredly got her pregnant immediately, or 16.7% faster than the average male who tells a girl that he doesn’t need a condom and that it “won’t happen to them baby”. If he got her pregnant 16.7% faster, that means there’s a 69% chance that she’s 100% pregnant by 9:00am on July 3rd, which means that Pattinson would have had time to film 14.83 scenes between fatherly duties, Sukhi’s eventual lower back pain, the Adam McKay cancelled film, and liberating Matt Reeves from James Gunn’s basement where he was forced to watch the Killing Joke on repeat because Gunn wants to metaphorically kill the audience with jokes, but none of that matters because it’s all schlock which rhymes with Bullock which is another character Pattinson is playing in the Penguin.