Nicolas Cage reveals bizarre diet of animals that have 'dignified' sex

[Guts]

So does that mean that he will only eat kids whose parents had been artificially inseminated?

 

[Boom]

I only eat animals raised on pizza.

 

[Sawyer]

I only eat animals raised on pizza.

Smart.

 

[Schlosser85]

Before Nicolas Cage cannibalizes some humans, he performs extensive reconnaissance, planting cameras throughout their house and determining they make love in a dignified manner.

 

[Teelie]

...I'm still trying to figure out how fish mating is "dignified."

Ask Troy McClure.

He dead.

Ask his zombie reincarnation?

 

[Alex_Spider]

He told the newspaper: "I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles.

"I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.

"But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."
”

So Mr Cage sucks as an actor and as a weirdo eccentric multi millionaire. Isn't he the most unlikable famous person or what.

 

[Tanin]

So Mr Cage sucks as an actor and as a weirdo eccentric multi millionaire. Isn't he the most unlikable famous person or what.

You are officially dead inside.

 

[Alex_Spider]

^^ lol

 

[The Endless]

Nic Cage is one of the best actors of the last 20 years. And everyone loves him. Because he is awesome.

#realtalk

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Honestly, there was a shot of him backstage not long ago at some concert and to me, Nic is looking very frail these days. Like, ten to fifteen years older than his actual age. It's sad. He really is a talented and charismatic actor, but if we want to have "real talk", his career has been on a downward slide for quite some time, with the occasional pop up in some big budget project only to again fall down to the dregs. I don't know what could actually revitalize him at this point other than some tour de force part in like a Tarantino directed film. I hope his frailness isn't because of drink or drugs.

 

[The Endless]

Yea he's had to do some terrible stuff in the last few years to pay all his debts etc. It's baffling to think he struggles for money when at one point he was one of the highest paid stars in Hollywood.

Every now and then he'll star in a gem, like a Bad LT or a Joe. But yea, he needs a role that will make him a star again. A Tarantino film would be perfect.

 

[Piper Maru]

Despite all his rage he's still just Nicolas Cage.

 

[redmarvel]

Nic Cage is one of the best actors of the last 20 years. And everyone loves him. Because he is awesome.

#realtalk

No, no, and no. In that order, to all 3 of your sentences.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You see, it's not that your opinion is wrong, it just isn't right

 

[Piper Maru]

Time for some Gifolas Cage!

 

[Guts]

Nic Cage after realizing that he ate something that didn't have dignified sex.

 

[redmarvel]

Just for the record, fowl sex is pretty foul. Especially when it comes to chickens.



First, the rooster has to chase after the hens and catch one. He hangs on to her by biting the feathers and/or skin on her back. Then he "does the deed" as it were. There is nothing consensual or dignified about this.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I missed this thread last year.
Can I nominate it this year for thread of the year?

If Nicolas find comfort in that, then good for him, it's not such a bad way to decide which meat to eat.

 

[Feenix]

I missed this thread last year.
Can I nominate it this year for thread of the year?

If Nicolas find comfort in that, then good for him, it's not such a bad way to decide which meat to eat.

How do you figure?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

How do you figure?

It's just one person's randomness.

 

[Feenix]

It's just one person's randomness.

???

I was asking why you think it's not a bad way to decide what mean to eat.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

???

I was asking why you think it's not a bad way to decide what mean to eat.

That's mostly it.
Strange, but not bad, you don't hear or read any reports about how bad his health is due his diet, it works for him.

 

[Piper Maru]

Just imagine if Nicholas Cage was cast as Batman for the Dark Knight trilogy.

 

[Feenix]

That's mostly it.
Strange, but not bad, you don't hear or read any reports about how bad his health is due his diet, it works for him.

You don't ever hear that. The tabloids never have a headline that says: "Brad Pitt's Health Scare!!! Probably due to his diet of pork."

 

[Guts]

Would he change his mind if he noticed some mating anomaly, like if one girl pig was an exceptional power bottom? Would he eat that one pig, or now include the entire species in his diet?

or a male pig is an exceptional power bottom.