Nice to bring this thread back as we literally just saw this movie over the 4th. Better late than never? I admit after the bad taste of the other two pirate sequels I was not in a hurry to see this, but it's nice to see Disney finally taking the material back in the right direction of the first film. My belated thoughts:
This movie was a huge improvement over the third film. Mind you that is one of the worst sequels of all time, IMO. Overall the pacing of the movie is a huge improvement over the last two. At 2 hours, as opposed to 2.5 to 3 hours, it has a nice snappy pace. It felt like a swashbuckler and not a light entertainment having faulty ambitions like the last two. However, I'm not sure if it's any better than DMC. While I appreciated the tone of adventure and Indiana Jones-styling of this movie (complete with an ending straight out of IJATLC), it didn't have any really jaw dropping set pieces like the first two (even the typhoon fight in the terrible third film, I'll admit was visually dazzling). The second movie had the epic three way sword fight on the giant wheel and sinking beach, it had the amazing Kraken attacks (though after the third go it became redundant, returning to my complaint of the earlier sequels feeling bloated and indulgent), even the Cannibal Island stuff was more fun than any set piece in OST. Also, while I really like Ian McShane and thought he was a fine Blackbeard, he lacked the charisma of Davy Jones (and that was more for Bill Nigh's bombastic performance than ILM's impressive but distracting CGI).
Overall though this particular movie was a fun escape. I enjoyed Depp's innuendos with Cruz, Barbossa as a privateer for His Majesty's Navy, the mermaids/sirens seductive attack. The big finale at the Fountain of Youth was hugely entertaining. I especially loved when the Spainards got there and destroyed the Fountain in the name of Catholicism. It was so unexpected, but so historically believable I LOL'd quite loudly. That may have been my favorite part of the film.
In the end, it was an enjoyable film, but nowhere near as memorable or fun as the first movie. But it's in the right direction. If I had one recommendation is get someone else to write the next one. Jack Sparrow worked so well in the first movie because he was written like a dashing, mischievous pirate that Depp played brilliantly eccentric. By trying to write him as eccentric as the performance he loses his mystique as a pirate and becomes a cartoon.
7/10
P.S. I didn't stay after the credits did they explain what happened to the Chaplain after the Mermaid kissed him? All I saw was that she swam off with him under the pool. How did she save his life? Did she turn him into a mermaid? I feel like I missed something.