Disney/Marvel - Okay, so we agree to share production costs equal. We will also split profits, with our organization obviously receiving a much larger share due to the fact that we control both the most successful solo superhero character in Iron Man as well as the biggest superhero franchise of all time in the Avengers.
Sony - Excuse me? Iron Man is the most successful superhero character in the Marvel stable? Let me know how it works out for you after you recast. See, we've already done it to great success. Spider-Man has been and always will be Marvel's #1 star, and our willingness to share him with the two of you entitles us to a larger share of the profits.
FOX - First of all, there wouldn't be any profits to be shared here if FOX didn't suck it up and put the X-Men into production back when your superhero cinematic options were a Superman or a Batman film every three years. Secondly, Hugh's Wolverine is a certifiable A lister who has stood the test of time. Thirdly, you want to talk about stars? In addition to Jackman we've got Fassbender, McAvoy, Paquin, Page, Berry, Stewart, Hoult and JENNIFER FREAKIN' LAWRENCE. If anyone is getting a larger piece of the pie, it's going to be us.
Disney/Marvel - Screw the two of you. Sony, good luck with your Spider-Man films that don't have Spider-Man in them. And FOX, I've got one word for you - INHUMANS.
Sony - To hell with you. And don't expect us to do you any favors when Downey, Evans and Hemsworth hang up their costumes in 2018.
FOX - Oh no! Not the Inhumans! However will our roster of characters compete with the likes of Blackagar Boltagon? Oh, and if you're looking to sign away the character rights to the Disney Princesses or Star Wars characters in perpetuity, be sure to give us a ring.