LOL, yeah... John Wayne as Genghis Khan. Almost as bad as Mickey Rooney's portrayal of a Japanese man in "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
Almost.
I thought the title of the thread was "Perfect ****" and I got excited.
Make that thread Mike!I thought the title of the thread was "Perfect ****" and I got excited.
Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcome. Now he is just perfect.
I am NOT going through the entire thread to see if someone said this already.
Ron Perlman as Hellboy.
This is one that I have to agree AND disagree with.
Had Steven Spielberg given us the Ian Malcolm in the book, yes, Goldblum would have been f**king brilliant. No one can play a nerdy genius the way he can.
However, good ol' Steve thought it was a brilliant idea to turn Malcolm into a wisecracking jackass who looks like Bono and doesn't serve any purpose whatsoever. Therefore, he might as well have cast Pauly Shore in the role because it wouldn't have made a bit of difference.
This is one that I have to agree AND disagree with.
Had Steven Spielberg given us the Ian Malcolm in the book, yes, Goldblum would have been f**king brilliant. No one can play a nerdy genius the way he can.
However, good ol' Steve thought it was a brilliant idea to turn Malcolm into a wisecracking jackass who looks like Bono and doesn't serve any purpose whatsoever. Therefore, he might as well have cast Pauly Shore in the role because it wouldn't have made a bit of difference.
This is one that I have to agree AND disagree with.
Had Steven Spielberg given us the Ian Malcolm in the book, yes, Goldblum would have been f**king brilliant. No one can play a nerdy genius the way he can.
However, good ol' Steve thought it was a brilliant idea to turn Malcolm into a wisecracking jackass who looks like Bono and doesn't serve any purpose whatsoever. Therefore, he might as well have cast Pauly Shore in the role because it wouldn't have made a bit of difference.
I thought the title of the thread was "Perfect ****" and I got excited.
Rutger Hauer in The Hitcher.
Hopkins in Silence.
Mitchum in Night of Hunter.
Robert Shaw in Jaws.
Etc...
Actually everytime an actor pulls off a memorable performance you could kind of say they were made for the roles, so the list is pretty much endless.
Please, admit it, Malcolm was much more tolerable in the movie, hell, even likeable in the movie, than he was in the book.