SHHFFL SEASON XX - THE OFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE OF SHHYPE

[Captain Bryan]

Just need Kamara to put up like 105 points this week and I’ll beat ya.

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 9 RECAP
More Football Antics ensued...

Rival Division Leader The Butterflies DPed the Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes in a Brutal Reminder that the Season is 15 games For Bye Teams.

KBX Played the Behymen Blues with Deadcruisers to Keep Up with Division Leaders

SF's Backstabbers Fist F***ed Capn's Mighty Things to Show the Leagure They are Not Out!!!

Regulators Creampied The Pickled Peppers For Second Win in a Row

And finally, Latverian Locos Assploded on New York Spiders for Big Statement Win.

WEEK 9 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 6-3-0 (W1)
5. Capn's Mighty Things - 5-4-0 (L1)
6. New York Spiders - 4-5-0 (L1)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 4-5-0 (L1)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 3-6-0 (W1)

National Division

1. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-3-0 (L2)
3. KBX - 6-3-0 (W2)
4. Deadcruisers - 5-4-0 (L2)
8. Latverian Locos - 4-5-0 (W1)
10. Regulators - 2-7-0 (W2)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[ComicChick]

good to know. watch out yall. i'm either going to go on a streak or lose every game the rest of the season.

just want it mentioned that i called this

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 10 RECAP
Time to get serious as playoffs loom...

New York Spiders Nudged the Fudge on Division Leader The Butterflies Just to Make Things Interesting in the Timely Division.

KBX Brown Backed Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toesto Take First Place in the National Division.

The Pickled Peppers Coco Jamboed the SF's Backstabbers to Leep their Playoff Chances Alive.

Deadcruisers Poo Punched Capn's Mighty Things to Improve their Playoff Chances.

And finally, Latverian Locos Hit the Booty Doo on Regulators to Grab Final Playoff Position.

WEEK 10 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 6-4-0 (L1)
5. New York Spiders - 5-5-0 (W1)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 5-5-0 (W1)
8. Capn's Mighty Things - 5-5-0 (L2)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 3-7-0 (L1)

National Division

1. KBX - 7-3-0 (W3)
3. Coastal Camel Toes - 6-4-0 (L3)
4. Deadcruisers - 6-4-0 (W1)
6. Latverian Locos - 5-5-0 (W2)
10. Regulators - 2-8-0 (L1)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Themanofbat]

3 regular season games left... it's going to be a tight race... make them count guys

 

[ComicChick]

thank you Derrick Henry for giving me a shot at ending my downward spiral this week

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 11 RECAP
Lots of buggering ensued...

The Butterflies (_)_) C=====3 The Pickled Peppers to Solidify Timely Division Lead.

New York Spiders (_)_) C=====3 Capn's Mighty Things To Keep in Playoff Contention.

Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes (_)_) C=====3 SF's Backstabbers to Eliminate them from the playoffs.

Deadcruisers (_)_) C=====3 Regulators to Eliminate them from Playoff Contention as well.

And finally, KBX (_)_) C=====3 Latverian Locos to Clinch a Playoff Spot/

WEEK 11 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 7-4-0 (W1)
5. New York Spiders - 6-5-0 (W2)
7. The Pickled Peppers - 5-6-0 (L1)
8. Capn's Mighty Things - 5-6-0 (L3)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 3-8-0 (L2)

National Division

1. KBX - 8-3-0 (W4) X
3. Coastal Camel Toes - 7-4-0 (W1)
4. Deadcruisers - 7-4-0 (W2)
6. Latverian Locos - 5-6-0 (L1)
10. Regulators - 2-9-0 (L2)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[KBX]

Since I clinched a playoff spot I think I should rest my starters

 

[Themanofbat]

Since I clinched a playoff spot I think I should rest my starters

You haven't clinched the Division... in the event you wanted the Bye week

 

[Themanofbat]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends & franchises

 

[ComicChick]

You haven't clinched the Division... in the event you wanted the Bye week

shhh... just let him rest his players

 

[Themanofbat]

Oh Fer $%%##s sakes....

 

[Themanofbat]

This is now 3 times I take a 20 point plus lead with my opponent only having one player left, and said player has a career game...

My potential 8-4 record is 5-7...

F#%$$%cking f#%%##%%ckity f^#$$$$$ck f$%$#%%^ck F###%%CK!!!!

 

[Kane52630]

 

[ComicChick]

Jalen hurts really hurt the toes this week

 

[ComicChick]

man, that loss dropped me all the way to 5th

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 12 RECAP
A LOAD of CRAP happened...

Capn's Mighty Things Fist F%&%$ked The Butterflies to Keep Playoff Hopes Alive.

New York Spiders went ATM on The Pickled Peppers with Big FLUKEY Win to Clinch Playoff Spot

Regulators Tea Bagged Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes Whilst Saying Ha-Ha Nelson Style. Despite loss, CCToes Clinch Playoff Spot/

Deadcruisers Came in the Back Door on Latverian Locos to Clinch playoff Spot.

And finally, KBX Drove the Marmite Motorway on SF's Backstabbers to keep #1 Status

WEEK 12 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. The Butterflies - 7-5-0 (L1) X
4. New York Spiders - 7-5-0 (W3) X
6. Capn's Mighty Things - 6-6-0 (W1)
8. The Pickled Peppers - 5-7-0 (L2)
9. SF's Backstabbers - 3-9-0 (L3)

National Division

1. KBX - 9-3-0 (W5) X
3. Deadcruisers - 8-4-0 (W3) X
5. Coastal Camel Toes - 7-5-0 (L1) X
7. Latverian Locos - 5-7-0 (L2)
10. Regulators - 3-9-0 (W1)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.
Z = Clinched Bye

 

[Themanofbat]

Soooooooo....

Division Titles are still up for grabs...
KBX & Deadcruisers for the National...
New York Spiders & The Butterflies for the Timely

One playoff spot available to 3 contending teams

Capn's Mighty Things are in a Win & You're In when they play The Pickled Peppers.
The Pickled Peppers can also get the last playoff spot with a win and a Locos loss (or as long as they score more points than the Locos)
The Locos get in with a win and a Mighty Things loss.

Have fun... and don't trust 25-point leads if you're opponent has one player left.

 

[KBX]

Kupp really needs to come back this season….

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I was at a meeting on Sunday and when I looked at the score, thought I was pretty much done. Came home to find Josh Jacobs scored an 87 yard game winner in OT. It's never over till it's over.

 

[Themanofbat]

I was at a meeting on Sunday and when I looked at the score, thought I was pretty much done. Came home to find Josh Jacobs scored an 87 yard game winner in OT. It's never over till it's over.

Bastard!!!!

 

[Themanofbat]

Looks like we'll have a switch with the Bye Teams in BOTH divisions...
And barring an impossible 50 point night for my lone RB, looks like the final playoff spot will be secured by the Mighty Things

 

[Themanofbat]

WEEK 13 RECAP
One Last time, more CRAP CRAP CRAP happened...

Like last year's Week 13, Capn's Mighty Things Went Up the Chuck on The Pickled Peppers to Clinch the last playoff Spot

New York Spiders Fist F%#%#%$ed SF's Backstabbers to Win the Timely Division.

Regulators Butt Hammered KBX to Finish Year with some Semblance of Respect, finishing in 9th after sitting at 10th most of the Season.

Deadcruisers Gace Defending Champs Coastal Camel Toes a Pirate Eye for Big Win.

And finally, Latverian Locos Cleaned out the Poop Chute on the Butterflies to finish in 7th

WEEK 13 STANDINGS
Teams in BOLD are currently in a playoff position

Timely Division

2. New York Spiders - 8-5-0 (W4) XY
4. The Butterflies - 7-6-0 (L2) X
6. Capn's Mighty Things - 7-6-0 (W2) X
8. The Pickled Peppers - 5-8-0 (L3)
10. SF's Backstabbers - 3-10-0 (L4)

National Division

1. KBX - 9-4-0 (L1) XY
3. Deadcruisers - 9-4-0 (W3) X
5. Coastal Camel Toes - 7-6-0 (L2) X
7. Latverian Locos - 6-7-0 (W1)
9. Regulators - 4-9-0 (W2)


X = Clinched Play Off Position.
Y = Clinched Division.

 

[Themanofbat]

SHHFFL XX PLAYOFFS
QUARTERFINALS


3. Deadcruisers - 9-4-0 (W3) VS 6. Capn's Mighty Things - 6-6-0 W2)
4. The Butterflies - 7-6-0 (L2) VS 5. Coastal Camel Toes - 7-6-0 (L2)

BYES

1. KBX - 9-4-0 (L1)
2. New York Spiders - 8-5-0 (W4)