F'dup Chapters in American History (The Trump Years) --- Part 30

[Schlosser85]

The words mixed with the facial expressions are what cringe compilations on social media were created for.

The worst is when he does that high-pitched voice he does when he's trying to be really serious or something.

 

[Iceman]

"Tyler Reddick, very overrated driver, should never have gotten into NASCAR, many people have said it"

He’s only halfway into writing it so far even though he started ages before you. You finished way before him and even without spelling mistakes. You are Super Trump!

 

[Schlosser85]

The words mixed with the facial expressions are what cringe compilations on social media were created for.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

The worst is when he does that high-pitched voice he does when he's trying to be really serious or something.

He puts on his big boy voice like a small child. He actually does it and it's crazy that a man in his 70s who is the president of the United States, has a big boy voice.

 

[Schlosser85]

He’s only halfway into writing it so far even though he started ages before you. You finished way before him and even without spelling mistakes. You are Super Trump!

I forgot to randomly capitalize and to put random words in parentheses for no reason.

 

[samsnee]

I gotta say, I was never much of a NASCAR fan even though I grew up in the south. But damn, I’ve never wanted to go to a race now more than ever.

 

[Schlosser85]

He puts on his big boy voice like a small child. He actually does it and it's crazy that a man in his 70s who is the president of the United States, has a big boy voice.

He is absolutely absurd and would be a darkly comical cartoon character out of some political satire if he wasn't in fact, somehow, the President of the United States.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I am against violence. But if Chris Evans wanted to punch that Nazi in the face, what right minded individual would stop him?

 

[Iceman]

I go long periods without watching him speak. I hear snippets, but don't actually watch him. So when I finally do, it surprises me just how angry and uncomfortable it makes me. There are people who actually like this. That think this makes us as a country look good and tough. These are the same people who thought Obama made us look bad when he spoke. It's just... how?

It doesn’t take me long to go full on anger at hearing his voice but usually the stuff he says is so stupid that I’m happy that any neutral of floating voter is going to be thinking WTF.

 

[Schlosser85]

I am against violence. But if Chris Evans wanted to punch that Nazi in the face, what right minded individual would stop him?

I'm pretty sure Evans would like to if you've ever perused his Twitter commentaries about Trump.

 

[Iceman]

This should go on those boxing punch measuring things at seasides.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

He is absolutely absurd and would be a darkly comical cartoon character out of some political satire if he wasn't in fact, somehow, the President of the United States.

Yep. That is why every parody falls short. You can't invent this. It's all too real to be parodied, even as it all plays out like a parody.

 

[Iceman]

I'm pretty sure Evans would like to if you've ever perused his Twitter commentaries about Trump.

Evans is so much better at representing his character in real life like an ambassador than that *** Dean Cain.

 

[Schlosser85]

Yep. That is why every parody falls short. You can't invent this. It's all too real to be parodied, even as it all plays out like a parody.

The movie "Good Night and Good Luck" in which David Strathairn played Edward R. Murrow used real archive footage of Joseph McCarthy instead of an actor (the whole movie was filmed in black and white, so it blended in with verisimilitude) and screening audiences complained that the "guy who played McCarthy" was too over-the-top and cartoonish, obviously not realizing it was footage of the actual McCarthy, and that bit of trivia is all I can think about in terms of how people centuries from now would react to footage of Donald Trump in a movie.

 

[Schlosser85]

Evans is so much better at representing his character in real life like an ambassador than that *** Dean Cain.

Yep, people like Evans standing up for the same things Steve Rogers would be, or others like Tom Holland with how much he does with kids and such, just make you appreciate the ones who are actual worthy representations of the superheroes they play IRL.

 

[Detective Conan]

 

[Schlosser85]

Why are churches throwing COVID parties?

Why

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Evans is so much better at representing his character in real life like an ambassador than that *** Dean Cain.

How Supergirl handled Cain's heel turn will make me ever grateful to that show for it's existence. Well that and Benoist.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

Bathe yourself in COVID for Jesus and his new apostle Donald Trump

QAnon hath spoken

 

[DarthSkywalker]

You will hear some complain about news outlets reporting on the ridiculousness of Trump's BS. About treatments, about how COVID-19 isn't actually dangerous, etc. They will say they are being sensationalist and that Trump isn't actually saying what they are saying he is saying, he's just implying it like that absolves him. I am not talking about Fox News or OAN, but sites and shows that consider themselves progressive. This is exactly why those people need to shut the **** up. Any harm, any death do to such recklessness should not be happening. This is a kid who died and for what? ****.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

Paid for by Republicans against Trump

 

[Schlosser85]

I just.......desperately want someone, anyone, to stop the madness. I don't even care who at this point.

 

[Schlosser85]

If she actually believes that, she's nothing short of delusional.

 

[Iceman]

Honestly, she should be charged. I’m sure she is suffering a lot anyway but if it had been someone else’s kid I bet she’d be making her excuses.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

"I think the world is looking at us as a leader in [spreading and replicating] COVID-19"

There fixed it for you.